'Tis talk like a Pirate day... yar.
Yar! Fetch me a wench!
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Wench reporting for duty! Arrrrrrgh!
You canna speak swashbuckler? Try this site http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl (http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl)
I'll hoist a pint of grog with me hook in thanks fer the reminder- arrrr! [drink]
Quote from: JBubble on September 19, 2008, 08:50:09 AM
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Wench reporting for duty! Arrrrrrgh!
What'd the pirate say to the wench?
"Prepare to be boarded!"
hey batter.... hey batter..... hey batter.....schwing!
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why isn't there a talk like a ninja day? ;D
oh, that's right. we're sneaky bastids....
AHOY! May thee rum be-a plenty from the yer bung hole! YARRGHGH!
Again already? I thought it wasn't too long ago that we had a talk like a pirate day... [roll]
Only 364 days ago. It sneaks up on you like a ninja...
YARRRGGHHH SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
What did the pirate say when asked about the steering wheel in his pants?
Yarr! it's driving me nuts!
Fer all ye landlubbers out there, if ye want to talk like a pirate (and maybe find yerself a lusty wench) we have some advice fer ya:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
For us female pirates we have a special pick-up line section.
That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
Arrrrrrrai!!!!!
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Quote from: DCXCV on September 19, 2008, 01:48:24 PM
Arrrrrrrai!!!!!
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sweet jesus!
I need that helmet!
I mean....yarr...me needs that bucket for me head
[laugh]
Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
'Tis back!
Back?
Its be back all day me bucko!!
Ha Haaaaargh...
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?", asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women", replies the man.
"Arrr", says the captain, "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is the barrel’s bung hole.
"We calls her Carmen", says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined.
The next day the captain greets him. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?", he asks eagerly.
The man replies, "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good", says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow.â€
Showing your age Dave. ;D
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Quote from: ducpainter on September 19, 2014, 05:07:17 AM
Showing your age Dave. ;D
Always, assuming the age in question is about 12, or thereabouts. ;D
Quote from: Speedbag on September 19, 2014, 10:39:44 AM
Always, assuming the age in question is about 12, or thereabouts. ;D
Nah...
you heard that joke...
the first time around. ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on September 19, 2014, 10:43:44 AM
Nah...
you heard that joke...
the first time around. ;)
[laugh]
I missed this but put it on my calender for next year.
And so it tis, ye lands men, the lot of ye need to heave to. Out of ye racks I say! Heave out and trice up, turn to yer holly stones and have the decks clean as an old whales bone.
Yo ho! Yo Ho!
Avast with yer lubberly ways!
Lubber!