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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: ICON on September 19, 2008, 09:47:23 AM

Title: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: ICON on September 19, 2008, 09:47:23 AM
As I lit my Cigar and looked around my ash tray was nowhere to be found. Where the hell is it!!! Lucky for me, I just finished installing a clutch cover on my S2R. The lifeless clutch-cover was sitting at my feet with the rubber seal nestled inside of it. At that moment I had an epiphany.  I picked it up, gave it a quick dust off and placed it on the stool next to me. It now has a whole new purpose in life, a new vibe.

This got me to thinking, what else could I use this handy-dandy cover for? A whole spectrum of ideas came to mind. What do you know-----THESE STOCK CLUTCH-COVERS ARE REALLY HANDY!!!

Here are some picks.

For the extremely vertically challenged:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3227/2868718399_9c7d0f6944.jpg?v=0)

While working on the bike you need a nuts/bolts bowl:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3151/2869548774_f1e4e2b515.jpg?v=0)

Oh yea:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2868725139_f211597674.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/2868727951_ba51ef181d.jpg?v=0)

And gents, if you want to spruce up that garage of yours, but just don't have that special item yet. Do this. Go to your bedroom, living room, and bathroom; wherever it was your better-half took down your Moose head from the wall and replaced it with an Ikea clock. Rip that crap down! Start breaking it apart just as you did the first week you got your Monster home. Take all the internals out and quietly (shhhhhhhhhh, they are always listening. Try not to giggle) go to the garage. Get your clutch-cover out, drill a hole in the (before you do this have it powder coated or chromed) center, then install the clock parts. BANG!!! You have yourself a cool looking clock for your garage.

So when your yuppie neighbor comes over the house and he ask, "What is that funny looking clock on the wall?" Look him straight in the eyes as if he just insulated your wife and kids and say, "Shut your pie-hole right up! Respect the Clutch-Cover Clock."

Here are some other ideas:
Peanut's bowl for when you're watching MoteGP.
Cat/Doggie bowl for Max or Fluffy.
...and the list goes on and on.
Title: Re: Let's see those "STOCK" clutch covers!
Post by: Ducatiloo on September 19, 2008, 10:02:56 AM
I tried taking mine off but I got oil all over the place when I started my bike. :-\
Title: Re: Let's see those "STOCK" clutch covers!
Post by: Grampa on September 19, 2008, 10:37:25 AM
mines a bedpan...wanna see?
Title: Re: Let's see those "STOCK" clutch covers!
Post by: blue tiger on September 19, 2008, 01:45:07 PM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/rdmonster/NewBike/CloseCover.jpg)

Here's mine. Not totally stock but you get the idea.
Title: Re: Let's see those "STOCK" clutch covers!
Post by: ICON on September 19, 2008, 02:31:14 PM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: NAKID on September 19, 2008, 09:11:13 PM
Quote from: ICON on September 19, 2008, 09:47:23 AM
Lucky for me, I just finished installing a clutch cover on my S2R.

That pic looks like an S4R....
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: Heath on September 19, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 19, 2008, 09:11:13 PM
That pic looks like an S4R....
I was thinking the same thing.  I think I see a s2r1000 behind his S4RS in his sig pic though.

ICON why do you have both?
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: Spidey on September 19, 2008, 11:43:39 PM
Stock cover.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2832242874_1122653dae.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: Juan on September 20, 2008, 12:44:56 AM

l did some work on mine......

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2484320857_7e6ac5704e.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: knightrider on September 20, 2008, 12:53:11 PM
i use mine for all those extra bolts i have from working on my bike ;D
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: ICON on September 22, 2008, 08:11:38 AM
Quote from: Heath on September 19, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
I was thinking the same thing.  I think I see a s2r1000 behind his S4RS in his sig pic though.

ICON why do you have both?

I have my S4RS for serious twisty riding and my S2R1000 for city rides, long rides or just riding around with my Daughter.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: "STOCK" clutch cover ideas!
Post by: Statler on September 22, 2008, 08:19:30 AM
My cigars will never use an unworthy glass tray again.     Such an obvious idea but mine's been sitting in a box in the shed all this time.