hey babe...y carrier
Ryan was wondering if when the behbeh is born
if you will let us come over and make some homemade ice cream out of your breast milk?
k, thanks
yummy!
Seriously... we could employ millions of welfare mothers.... PETA is on our side... it's the American thing to do... anybody against it is a commie bastard.....
I'm sorry, but I have to say this: do you guys realize how HUGE boobs get after the baby is born!
The Doc
On average they increase by 15% . . . Woo hoo! ;D
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
[popcorn]
Quote from: NEIKOS on September 24, 2008, 06:43:37 PM
On average they increase by 15% . . . Woo hoo! ;D
Ummm, yeah, that is on average . . .
The Doc
Quote from: Doctor Woodrow on September 25, 2008, 10:14:44 AM
Ummm, yeah, that is on average . . .
The Doc
so what you are saying is that sex makes boobs bigger
I think this could be a life changing realization for many
and
the hope that the world is looking for
rofl... [laugh]
The timing of this thread couldn't be better:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gpbdnpwh3UJRDeaGYmsXAWXnYlpAD93E0G6O0
[laugh]
That's actually what started the thread. ;D
The other thread where Mother brought it up first and subsequently was veto'd.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11931.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11931.0)
Quote from: JBubble on September 25, 2008, 09:01:21 PM
The other thread where Mother brought it up first and subsequently was veto'd.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11931.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=11931.0)
whatever
it was totally Ryan's idea
I swear
All I said was that I wondered what it would taste like... and that it could potentially employ millions of wellfare mommas. ;D
AH-hahahahaha!!!
I don't spend much time in NMC anymore, so I never saw that thread.
That convo is almost as funny as the local one!
Thanks for the laughs... [laugh]
How 'bout these for some flavor ideas:
Areola Oatmeal
Nipple Ripple
Pumpkin Pectoralis
Boob-berry
Hooter Heath Bar
Double D'Light
Mammary Mint
Funbag Frappe
;D
Can I have the placenta?
Look I'll pay ya for it, WT_? [cheeky]
You dig a hole and plant a tree with placenta.
It grows good.
Quote from: desmosome on September 29, 2008, 04:41:13 PM
You dig a hole and plant a tree with placenta.
It grows good.
how do you dig a hole with a placenta?
Slowly, and with lots of mess.
Why would you dig a hole with a placenta?