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Local Clubs => Ducati MOB => Topic started by: Desmostro on September 29, 2008, 09:57:24 AM

Title: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: Desmostro on September 29, 2008, 09:57:24 AM
In front of my new favorite coffee house on Valencia.   Response  [thumbsup]

Do you ever get that riding your Duc?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2898532301_b49da2d220_b.jpg)

So the questions are, who are those "rich foockers," how do I become one, who hates them, who cares?


I get that sometimes from people sitting on bikes that cost at least as $$$. Hell, you can spend $15,000 on a bicycle these days.
Not even a Ducati Bicycle.
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: Spidey on September 29, 2008, 10:06:05 AM
Dirty f'n hipsters. 

It's typical San Francisco schlock.  Don't worry about it.  If someone says anything like that to you (why would they?), rip off their perfectly-picked-out, too-tight, sagging, pegged-bottom thrift store pants and kick them in their tiny dreadlocked girl balls.  Then toss their 'lil hipster hat in a front of Muni bus.  Hopefully, they'll chase after it.   [evil]
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 29, 2008, 10:11:46 AM
Probably dirty hippies.
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: sally101 on September 29, 2008, 10:20:43 AM
Yay! Class warfare.
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: DucNrun on September 29, 2008, 04:02:07 PM
Spidey--what is it with you and hipsters?   ;D  I personally like the additions somebody wrote in black.  [beer]
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: Desmostro on September 29, 2008, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: Spidey on September 29, 2008, 10:06:05 AM
Dirty f'n hipsters. 

It's typical San Francisco schlock.  Don't worry about it.  If someone says anything like that to you (why would they?), rip off their perfectly-picked-out, too-tight, sagging, pegged-bottom thrift store pants and kick them in their tiny dreadlocked girl balls.  Then toss their 'lil hipster hat in a front of Muni bus.  Hopefully, they'll chase after it.   [evil]

Agony agony ha ha !! ROTFLMAO  [laugh]

It's just that the hipster thing has become such a get-in-line-poser-fest. One of them gave me shit the other day at a stop light on his $7,000 fashion gear fixy bike, "dude, why you gota' wear all that matching gear sheit? that's so..."

I said, " I'll be me, you be you. 'k ?"

He got a stupid look on his face.

When did individuality become a uniform?  When did clothing from the free box, and jeans start costing more than a wool suit? When did taking the brakes OFF your bike start making any sense what-so ever? Fashion > ability to stop in traffic. wtf?
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: sugarcrook on September 29, 2008, 05:07:48 PM
I always have ear plugs in and can't hear what people are saying over the exhaust.  I tell potential conversationalists about the ear plugs and that, even if i didn't have them in, I still wouldn't care what they're babbling about.  Usually followed by a middle finger and a "GFY". 

On most days, I'm less friendly than an angry mob. 
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: MendoDave on September 30, 2008, 04:46:41 PM
It was me. I cant stand all you Ducati riding folk that think your so hot just because your vertical cylinder don't leak and make a big mess all over everything while us poor folks have to make do with only two motorcycles in the garage and...and... Whahahahahaaaaaa!!!!   :'(  :'(  :'(















[cheeky]












[popcorn]
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: GEEZER on September 30, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
Your vertical cylinder leaking sounds like a medical problem ;D
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: jimboecv on October 01, 2008, 08:57:07 AM
Quote from: Desmostro on September 29, 2008, 04:52:41 PM
Agony agony ha ha !! ROTFLMAO  [laugh]

When did individuality become a uniform?  

I believe it was 1954, when Harley Davidson printed there first catalog.
Title: Re: Those them! OOooo, they!
Post by: Desmostro on October 06, 2008, 10:07:33 PM
Just to pregnant dog about Hardley d'Ablesons a little further: In that same spot where I took this photo I parked next to an old hog. It was leaking oil from no less than 8 places, and in 8 places under his bike perfectly lined up were 8 puddles of shiny hog mess.

I handed him some TP and told him to wipe up after himself when he was done with the parking spot.  [cheeky]