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Title: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Mash on October 03, 2008, 07:20:37 PM
So I ride up to my house this evening and I see a guy has his minivan in my front yard.  i have a ditch that runs across my yard between the grass and the street.  somehow he's backed up into my yard, the front end is physically sitting on the street and the 2 front wheels (the drive wheels) are about 4 inches off the bottom of the ditch. 

I tell him he needs to call a tow truck, but he wants to call his friend using my cell phone.  okay, go ahead, I say. So his friend comes over, has 6 more guys with him and 2 long 2x4s.  they propped the boards under the tires and lifted the front end up and got him unstuck. 

I held the flashlight  [clap]


Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: teddy037.2 on October 03, 2008, 07:33:17 PM
wow.

did he explain?
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Mash on October 03, 2008, 08:29:46 PM
He was trying to do a 3 point turn apparently.  He just barely missed hitting the yellow/black striped warning sign in the ditch. 

That would have had FAIL written all across it.
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Timmy Tucker on October 03, 2008, 08:36:15 PM
Glad it wasn't anything serious. Like the time I came home from band practice and there was a guy in my front yard w/ a shotgun.
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Buckethead on October 03, 2008, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on October 03, 2008, 08:36:15 PM
Glad it wasn't anything serious. Like the time I came home from band practice and there was a guy in my front yard w/ a shotgun.

And you told a cliffhanger that went nowhere and took 3 days to tell.

I know, I know, some things should have died with TOB.  ;D

Having been in a similar position, I can appreciate your cool.

I've become much more paranoid in my "old" age. Good on ya' for "helping."  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: red baron on October 03, 2008, 09:08:32 PM
without pics it never happened.
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: pennyrobber on October 03, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
That ditch sounds like a good way to keep people from driving into your house. Maybe I should build one.
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Timmy Tucker on October 03, 2008, 11:32:37 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 03, 2008, 08:43:20 PM
And you told a cliffhanger that went nowhere and took 3 days to tell.


Sounds like my ex describing sex w/ me. It just drags on and on and there's never any climax.

Next time I'll just put a bullet in the mothermake the beast with two backser and post pics.  [laugh]
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Rameses on October 03, 2008, 11:50:11 PM
That's disappointing.

I clicked on this thread fully expecting to read about a dude taking a dump in your yard.

[laugh]
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: rgramjet on October 04, 2008, 06:13:13 AM
Quote from: Rameses on October 03, 2008, 11:50:11 PM
That's disappointing.

I clicked on this thread fully expecting to read about a dude taking a dump in your yard.

[laugh]

Me too!   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: lethe on October 04, 2008, 09:02:11 AM
My one neighbor was drunk and drove across his yard and into the side of my car one night.
When I went out there, his first words were, "It's no big deal."
How I didn't end up killing him on the spot astounds me.
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Drunken Monkey on October 04, 2008, 10:08:00 AM
Quote from: lethe on October 04, 2008, 09:02:11 AM
My one neighbor was drunk and drove across his yard and into the side of my car one night.
When I went out there, his first words were, "It's no big deal."
How I didn't end up killing him on the spot astounds me.

So you're saying you killed him later?

Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 04, 2008, 12:00:18 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on October 04, 2008, 10:08:00 AM
So you're saying you killed him later?



I read it as more he tried to kill him on the spot, but the SOB survived it somehow.
Title: Re: stranger in my yard this evening
Post by: Monsterlover on October 06, 2008, 02:54:43 PM
+1

lethe, try harder next time.

killing fail