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Title: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 09, 2008, 09:53:20 PM
The terrorism has started!

http://www.kxly.com/Global/story.asp?S=9145810&nav=menu683_2_7 (http://www.kxly.com/Global/story.asp?S=9145810&nav=menu683_2_7)


Squirrel leaves trail of destruction in its wake

SPOKANE -- A squirrel ignited a fiery chain reaction that led to a power line collapse, car fire, natural gas fire and a power outage in northwest Spokane Wednesday morning.

It all started at 8:22 a.m. in the 4900 block of North Hartley at Wellesley when, according to Avista investigators, a squirrel came in contact with a transformer. That single action set in motion a chain of events.

First, the power line burned through causing the line to fall to the ground and come into contact with a metal fence and a car. The car caught on fire.

The fence, meanwhile, was energized by the fallen power line and the electricity was conducted underground to a natural gas pipeline which in turn burned through and started an underground natural gas fire which burned up to two gas meters at nearby houses.

The fire department extinguished the fires while Avista shut off the natural gas pipeline.

Power was restored to the 155 residents in the area near the incident around noon.

The squirrel did not survive the melee.
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Howie on October 09, 2008, 10:08:40 PM
Some people will claim the squirrel was merely a victim of modern day technology, it was only behaving like a squirrel.  Read on, folks!


http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/04/squirrel_terror.html (http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/04/squirrel_terror.html)
http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/11/squirrel-terr-1.html (http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/11/squirrel-terr-1.html)
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1432171020070614?feedType=RSS&rpc=22 (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1432171020070614?feedType=RSS&rpc=22)
http://wonkette.com/212992/terrorist-squirrel-causes-chaos-in-colorado (http://wonkette.com/212992/terrorist-squirrel-causes-chaos-in-colorado)
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/ecology/squirrels-are-sneaky/704 (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/ecology/squirrels-are-sneaky/704)

Join now, while there is still time!

http://www.antisquirrel.com/ (http://www.antisquirrel.com/)
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Grampa on October 10, 2008, 07:34:24 AM
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/howdyhowie7.jpg)

but....but..... they be sooooo cute   :-*
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Howie on October 10, 2008, 06:29:18 PM
Just part of their technique.
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: TiNi on October 10, 2008, 06:47:40 PM
the squirrels are extra squirrley this time of year  :-\
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Scottish on October 10, 2008, 06:51:44 PM
damn varmints!!!
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: TiNi on October 10, 2008, 06:57:10 PM
i literally can't drive down my street without one or two darting in front of me....
i've learned, from other people, to just run them over if they get in the way  ;D
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: somegirl on October 10, 2008, 08:41:42 PM
I once helped raise a baby squirrel abandoned by his mother in a storm. 

I called him Oscar.  He loved to climb all over me.

One time, he climbed up on top of my head and sat there.  I thought it was really cute.
Then, I felt something wet.  Yep, he peed on my head. :-[
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Howie on October 10, 2008, 09:02:29 PM
Quote from: msincredible on October 10, 2008, 08:41:42 PM
I once helped raise a baby squirrel abandoned by his mother in a storm. 

I called him Oscar.  He loved to climb all over me.

One time, he climbed up on top of my head and sat there.  I thought it was really cute.
Then, I felt something wet.  Yep, he peed on my head. :-[

Only his first terrorist act!
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: kopfjäger on October 10, 2008, 09:13:20 PM
It's squirrel season here in AL. You can take 8 a day. We are doing are part.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Howie on October 11, 2008, 04:59:14 AM
Quote from: kopfjager on October 10, 2008, 09:13:20 PM
It's squirrel season here in AL. You can take 8 a day. We are doing are part.  [thumbsup]

Thank you ;D
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: lethe on October 11, 2008, 05:00:00 AM
Quote from: kopfjager on October 10, 2008, 09:13:20 PM
It's squirrel season here in AL. You can take 8 a day. We are doing are part.  [thumbsup]
They only send you their convicts and their weak. You are unknowingly strengthening their breed.
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: TiNi on October 11, 2008, 05:47:30 AM
Quote from: msincredible on October 10, 2008, 08:41:42 PM
I once helped raise a baby squirrel abandoned by his mother in a storm. 

I called him Oscar.  He loved to climb all over me.

One time, he climbed up on top of my head and sat there.  I thought it was really cute.
Then, I felt something wet.  Yep, he peed on my head. :-[


eeeeeeeeew :)

was he a house wrecker?
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: somegirl on October 11, 2008, 11:20:20 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 11, 2008, 05:47:30 AM
was he a house wrecker?

Not too bad, actually.  Surprising, really.

All he really did was rip apart old empty cardboard boxes.
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: TiNi on October 12, 2008, 03:58:49 PM
the squirrels stayed off the road today for the most part  [thumbsup]

came close to hitting a chipmunk though...
Title: Re: Lookout Howie!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 12, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 12, 2008, 03:58:49 PM
the squirrels stayed off the road today for the most part  [thumbsup]

came close to hitting a chipmunk though...

Those are the scouts.