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Title: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: devils haircut on October 26, 2008, 04:44:16 PM
Ok, ok, I know it's a suzuki.  But it looks like a watered-down 696.  What are your opinions? [popcorn]
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 26, 2008, 04:47:50 PM
Quote from: devils haircut on October 26, 2008, 04:44:16 PM
Ok, ok, I know it's a suzuki.  But it looks like a watered-down 696.  What are your opinions? [popcorn]

Opinions are here http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=12007.0
and here http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=12502.0

;)
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: ArguZ on October 27, 2008, 03:08:31 AM
One more reason not to get caught on a 696
"hey...nice Suzuki you have there  [puke]"
I don't wanna hear that
Can´t wait for Milan to see something interesting...
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: duclvr on October 27, 2008, 03:23:52 AM
Quote from: devils haircut on October 26, 2008, 04:44:16 PM
Ok, ok, I know it's a suzuki.  But it looks like a watered-down 696.  What are your opinions? [popcorn]

The Ducati dealer near me had a  brochure that they let me look through(it was their only one).
All I can say is it looks very different than the Ducati. There are some similarities, the frame, but overall IMHO
I don't think you would ever confuse the two.  They have also launched a webiste.

http://www.gladiusstyle.com/ (http://www.gladiusstyle.com/)
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 04:57:47 AM
Quote from: devils haircut on October 26, 2008, 04:44:16 PM
Ok, ok, I know it's a suzuki.  But it looks like a watered-down 696.  What are your opinions? [popcorn]

That's not only the gayest sounding name for a motorcycle I have ever heard, but that is also the gayest advertisement for a bike I have ever seen.
Just what market is this bike aimed at?
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: KEH on October 27, 2008, 06:12:47 AM
Wow  [puke]

It looks like an Old Navy ad, but gayer.
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: IZ on October 27, 2008, 06:50:43 AM
Quote from: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 04:57:47 AM
That's not only the gayest sounding name for a motorcycle I have ever heard, but that is also the gayest advertisement for a bike I have ever seen.
Just what market is this bike aimed at?

Wow!  I guess you guys really couldn't explain that any other way?! 


The theme could best be described as Frolicing in a gay-winter wonderland.


:-\



Can someone make a motivational poster with one or ALL of these ad shots with the GLADIUS in Bold and "fail" underneath.
[laugh]
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 07:04:48 AM
Quote from: IZ on October 27, 2008, 06:50:43 AM



The theme could best be described as Frolicing in a gay-winter wonderland.





hmmmmm.....
when you put it that way, it makes me a little curious - I mean, it doesn't hurt to look, right?
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: IZ on October 27, 2008, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 07:04:48 AM

hmmmmm.....
it makes me a little curious - I mean, it doesn't hurt to look, right?

:-X


The thing that's really scary is that it says Vol. 1 at the bottom of the ad. 

What do you mean?!  There's more volumes to come?! 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 

:'(
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 07:40:28 AM
ha-ha, you know, I've seen you without your shirt on, IZ - I'm thinkin' they could sell a buncha' them Gladius if they were to feature you frolicking on the beach in Vol. II !
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: IZ on October 27, 2008, 07:54:20 AM
Quote from: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 07:40:28 AM
ha-ha, you know, I've seen you without your shirt on, IZ


WTF..just when you thought things couldn't anymore gay..Bullet boy throws that one into the ring.  :-[









Anyway..

Gladius..

Gluteus..

Butt..



Bottom line: Not a good name.  Not a good look.  Definitely not a good ad campaigne! 












Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: mmakay on October 27, 2008, 08:08:34 AM
I was getting ready to blast you guys for being homophobic jerks .... then I looked at the website.  :o
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: DesmoDisciple on October 27, 2008, 12:18:37 PM


"Look! Its Gladius! The last gay Roman solider!"
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: slim_grizzy on October 27, 2008, 01:18:23 PM
C'mon guys if you look in the dictionary, gay is just another way of saying glad....ius.   [laugh]

Yeah, that website is  :-* [puke]
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Scottish on October 27, 2008, 01:34:12 PM
Actually, that looks cheap by Suki standards... more like a Hyosung than 696 to me. FTR the colors  [puke]
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Super T.I.B on October 27, 2008, 01:35:19 PM
Oh my!  [roll]

If anyone thinks that after seeing that ad campaign and still is going to buy that bike, they are gheyer than all the ghey people in ghey land at the gheyest time of the year.


FOR F*CKS SAKE!

[puke]
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 02:14:57 PM
Quote from: IZ on October 27, 2008, 07:54:20 AM

WTF..just when you thought things couldn't anymore gay..Bullet boy throws that one into the ring.  :-[


Good thing I didn't mention it was when you were coming out of the shower in my loft!



Quote from: mmakay on October 27, 2008, 08:08:34 AM
I was getting ready to blast you guys for being homophobic jerks .... then I looked at the website.  :o

I'm pretty sure even homosexual bikers wince when they look at that...



(but I don't care what anybody says, I'm gettin' me some of them shiny pants!)
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 27, 2008, 03:48:26 PM
Suzuki seems to have a habit of taking the best swords in history and naming crappy bikes after them. Think Katana.   :-\
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: duclvr on October 27, 2008, 03:57:06 PM
Quote from: WannaDucBad on October 27, 2008, 01:34:12 PM
Actually, that looks cheap by Suki standards... more like a Hyosung than 696 to me. FTR the colors  [puke]


That is the first word that came to my mind when I saw it.
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 27, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Does it still look cheap?

(http://i35.tinypic.com/1q1mo3.jpg)




Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Buckethead on October 27, 2008, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 27, 2008, 03:48:26 PM
Suzuki seems to have a habit of taking the best swords in history and naming crappy bikes after them. Think Katana.   :-\

+1

(http://www.todoespadas.com/images/Toledo/GladiusMainz.jpg) >(http://www.suzukicycles.com/images/ProductImages/logo/500/SFV650K9.jpg)
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Super T.I.B on October 27, 2008, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: somebastid on October 27, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Does it still look cheap?

(http://i35.tinypic.com/1q1mo3.jpg)






OMG!

That bike is HOT!


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Buckethead on October 27, 2008, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: somebastid on October 27, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Does it still look cheap?


That's scary, Dave.

Really scary.
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: dbran1949 on October 27, 2008, 06:16:50 PM
445 lbs  ???
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: PizzaMonster on October 27, 2008, 06:22:01 PM
I TOLD you guys the 696 looked Japanese!  ;D
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Scottish on October 27, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
Quote from: somebastid on October 27, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Does it still look cheap?
Yeah I circled all the parts on the Sukati that look cheap to me.... the tank isn't circled because of the Ducati logo... it's the contours.
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/motorcycles/sukati.jpg)
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: duclvr on October 27, 2008, 07:00:08 PM
Quote from: WannaDucBad on October 27, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
Yeah I circled all the parts on the Sukati that look cheap to me.... the tank isn't circled because of the Ducati logo... it's the contours.
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/motorcycles/sukati.jpg)


Yep that's it
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: devils haircut on October 28, 2008, 11:28:56 AM
Quote from: duclvr on October 27, 2008, 03:23:52 AM
The Ducati dealer near me had a  brochure that they let me look through(it was their only one).
All I can say is it looks very different than the Ducati. There are some similarities, the frame, but overall IMHO
I don't think you would ever confuse the two.  They have also launched a webiste.

http://www.gladiusstyle.com/ (http://www.gladiusstyle.com/)

Maybe ducati owners wouldn't confuse the two.  I wasn't confused, but the first thing I thought was "looks like a 696".  Keep in mind I don't own a ducati, (I tried trading my harley in for one, but the bank didn't like the numbers), but someone who has little interest in either ducati or suzuki will look and see the "same bike".
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 28, 2008, 01:50:30 PM
^^^^^^ +1   Def. a 696 rip off. I can certainly see how the layperson couldn't tell the difference.
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: teddy037.2 on October 28, 2008, 02:17:16 PM
Quote from: bullet boy on October 27, 2008, 02:14:57 PM
I'm pretty sure even homosexual bikers wince when they look at that...

did y'all forget that queer eye for the straight guy ad that featured the monster?  :-*
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: Scottish on October 28, 2008, 02:48:33 PM
Why is this all such a suprise? Everyone talks about the 1098 looking Japanese, the truth is that it was styled to harken back to the 9*6... just like the Japanese bikes were styled to look like the 9*6. The 1098 doesn't look Japanese, the Japanese look like old Ducatis.... except the Kawis, and they are fugly.They've been ripping off Ducati for years.... does no one else see the similarities between the Monster and the SV?
Title: Re: New Ducati Gladius...
Post by: ryandalling on October 28, 2008, 03:00:50 PM
Seriously... that website made me ill. Who is the target audience? Is there some group of coffee drinking fashionistas that ride who naked motorcycles??  Crikeys... just typing that sentance made me feel less manly.  ;D