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Title: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: caffeinejunkee on October 27, 2008, 04:28:23 PM
You know what to do.  ;)


I'll get it started:

"My beagle's nuts are bigger"


Zach (to Catie): "You look good this morning."

Catie (to Zach): "F**k you"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: Slag on October 27, 2008, 04:31:29 PM
Dude, I just ate a rock...

Look honey, I'm double fisting.
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: AeroGeek on October 27, 2008, 04:37:39 PM
Pork curtains...   :o
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: AeroGeek on October 27, 2008, 04:44:59 PM
Is this toxic???  Because I just ate it.
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Cyclone on October 27, 2008, 04:46:17 PM
 :-X " Did you know Duke's A-hole winks when he barks ? "  ???

Reply " Ya know - I've had him since he was a pup and I never noticed that ! "  [laugh]  [bacon]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: dallas2r on October 27, 2008, 04:49:50 PM
McKraut: You can say what you want, but this fudge is good.
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: DesmoLu on October 27, 2008, 05:38:28 PM
My sauce.  Zach's sauce.

'nuff said.
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: El Matador on October 27, 2008, 06:20:25 PM
Look honey! I-m double Fisting!
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Cyclone on October 27, 2008, 07:32:20 PM
ElMatador - " If they had some beast2baxing MEXICANS working in here would we woulda been outta here an HOUR ago. These high skool chicks just ain't making it !!!! "   [clap]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: calscrazy on October 27, 2008, 07:45:58 PM
McKraut "look it is a brazillian bush"
reply" no , that looks like 70's porn!"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: caffeinejunkee on October 27, 2008, 08:19:26 PM
One more before bed:

"Some people need to be killed, though."
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: Slag on October 28, 2008, 06:10:07 AM
Amy - (sitting in hot tub)

         "We were taking a nap."
         " I really needed that nap."
         "What a great nap."

Me -
        "Are you trying to convince us, or just bragging?"

Amy - (pretending not to hear)
        "I feel so much better after that ... nap"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on October 28, 2008, 06:20:40 AM
Ron: (not yet in hot tub) "my hole is SO big, you can see......(he gets cut off at that point...by laughter)" (there may have even been a hand gesture to demonstrate just how big)
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on October 28, 2008, 07:13:36 AM
Unknown - "What is goatse?*
Jesus - "Well, it is a picture of..."
Entire hot tub crowd - "NNOOOO!!!"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Kevin848 on October 28, 2008, 07:41:32 AM
Quote from: Slag on October 28, 2008, 07:13:36 AM
Unknown - "What is goatse?*
Jesus - "Well, it is a picture of..."
Entire hot tub crowd - "NNOOOO!!!"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: svoloch on October 28, 2008, 08:03:53 AM
Quote from: Slag on October 28, 2008, 06:10:07 AM
Amy - (sitting in hot tub)

         "We were taking a nap."
         " I really needed that nap."
         "What a great nap."

Me -
        "Are you trying to convince us, or just bragging?"

Amy - (pretending not to hear)
        "I feel so much better after that ... nap"

every trip there is some duo that comes to the hot tub after a "nap"....  everyone remember last trip's duo?   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: calscrazy on October 28, 2008, 10:46:16 AM
we had three dou's this trip and it was............interesting.
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Cyclone on October 28, 2008, 02:31:31 PM
 ;D " I think I may have swallowed some of it, do you think it will make my sh!t glow in the dark ? "

You know who !!!!!!!!  Even if you don't theres only a couple of guesses you need to make !
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: caffeinejunkee on October 28, 2008, 02:42:23 PM
"So, how does it taste?" [asked of one drinking the "Gay Rambo Ale"]

[Response]    "Fruity"


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2979403103_25518f79bf.jpg?v=0)

Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on October 28, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
Those people were pissed when we went in the wrong cabin
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: El Matador on October 28, 2008, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: Slag on October 28, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
Those people were pissed when we went in the wrong cabin

Us -  "Zach?"
Them - "make the beast with two backs OFF!"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: El Matador on October 28, 2008, 03:51:46 PM
Me - "Murduc does not get cold, he pours liquid nitrogen  on his nipple ring to cool down"

Slag - "I once had one of those. My wife lovingly ripped it out!"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: Slag on October 28, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
I believe that the quote was..

"My loving wife ripped it out"   ;D [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on October 29, 2008, 11:41:24 AM
Was that snoring, or a death rattle?
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: Cyclone on October 29, 2008, 12:19:21 PM
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on October 28, 2008, 02:42:23 PM
"So, how does it taste?" [asked of one drinking the "Gay Rambo Ale"]
[Response]    "Fruity"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2979403103_25518f79bf.jpg?v=0)

Murduc - " Gay Rambo Ale - So GOOD you HAVE to swallow "

Gagging Bystanders - " EEeewwwww !!!!
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: DesmoLu on October 29, 2008, 12:43:48 PM
"David is afraid of heterosexuality." ...... or maybe just us  :o
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: DesmoLu on October 29, 2008, 02:05:52 PM
"..... because she has a toe ring." --- Zach

... followed by a variety of toe ring innuendos ...
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Cyclone on October 30, 2008, 07:30:14 AM
Slag - " I guess I should start a thread called ' Things Zac sucks at ! ' "

me - " You mean like biting your tongue ? "

Now I know what the game must feel like when Slag looks down the barrel - just before he pulls the trigger !!
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: Slag on October 30, 2008, 08:15:25 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on October 29, 2008, 02:05:52 PM
"..... because she has a toe ring." --- Zach

I believe that this one belongs to RichD  [bow_down]

Quote from: Cyclone on October 30, 2008, 07:30:14 AM
Slag - " I guess I should start a thread called ' Things Zac sucks at ! ' "

me - " You mean like biting your tongue ? "


I actually think that this was DesmoLu. I made a statement that led up to the quote. I am sure that it was a hot tub induced alcohol thing  ;D
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: dallas2r on October 30, 2008, 08:37:08 AM
We really need a stenographer at these things.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: RichD on October 30, 2008, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: Slag on October 30, 2008, 08:15:25 AM
I believe that this one belongs to RichD  [bow_down]

8)
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: DesmoLu on October 31, 2008, 03:11:49 PM
almost forgot:

"This one time, at Ducati camp....."  [laugh]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on October 31, 2008, 03:22:49 PM
Is quoting yourself considered bad form?  [roll] ;D
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Cyclone on October 31, 2008, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: Slag on October 31, 2008, 03:22:49 PM
Is quoting yourself considered bad form?  [roll] ;D

No but it's bad Forum !!!!  [laugh] I do it a lot  :P !

Edit : OK I'll do one first:

Me - to my horror when I saw the looks " OK I'll use Jason's stick, it's a proven stick ! "
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: caffeinejunkee on October 31, 2008, 04:24:10 PM
"It's easy actin' like an eight grader again."  [evil]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Cyclone on October 31, 2008, 05:18:08 PM
 [evil] Someone - Murduc ? - flicking the multi tool plier section repeatedly

" yea, there's other tools that are cut sharper & made better but I like this one 'cause when you're up balanced on a joist you have to be able to whip out your tool real fast with one hand .... "

yes. yes I imagine you do !
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on November 01, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Rally coordinator - "Have you ridden the three sisters?"

RichD - "Not these particular three..."
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: El Matador on November 01, 2008, 02:13:28 PM
Quote from: Slag on November 01, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Rally coordinator - "Have you ridden the three sisters?"

RichD - "Not these particular three..."


Oh shit, how could I have forgotten that one.. Pure gold  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: caffeinejunkee on November 01, 2008, 02:55:39 PM
Almost forgot this one:

"I'm stirrin' the pot--both ways."
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: Duc L'Smart on November 02, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
Chris said "tallywhacker" in reference to , umm, something about a tallywhacker...
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on November 02, 2008, 08:43:07 AM
"You can forget the Rich, but you can't forget the Duke!"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: RichD on November 02, 2008, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Slag on November 01, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Rally coordinator - "Have you ridden the three sisters?"

RichD - "Not these particular three..."

;D
Just add beer and I come up with all kind of interesting things to say...

[laugh]
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: calscrazy on November 02, 2008, 05:15:55 PM
Quote from: DLS on November 02, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
Chris said "tallywhacker" in reference to , umm, something about a tallywhacker...

guilty as charged your honor but you see.. no wait.. but....... [bang] wtg d/a!!
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two Fist)
Post by: Slag on November 04, 2008, 06:35:19 AM
"I have to use Armor-All on my tank just to slide my belly over it"

"Every time he turns it's like slamming a 50lb bag of dog food down on his tank"
Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: El Matador on November 06, 2008, 04:47:19 PM
"It pours the beer without the head or else it gets the hose again" - I believe we owe rich this one

Title: Re: Gonzo 2008 Fall Hill Country Ride!!! - Quote Thread (or The Anals Part Two F
Post by: El Matador on November 06, 2008, 04:48:27 PM
"Dammit! My girlfriend gave me too much head again!"