You know what to do. ;)
I'll get it started:
"My beagle's nuts are bigger"
Zach (to Catie): "You look good this morning."
Catie (to Zach): "F**k you"
Dude, I just ate a rock...
Look honey, I'm double fisting.
Pork curtains... :o
Is this toxic??? Because I just ate it.
:-X " Did you know Duke's A-hole winks when he barks ? " ???
Reply " Ya know - I've had him since he was a pup and I never noticed that ! " [laugh] [bacon]
McKraut: You can say what you want, but this fudge is good.
My sauce. Zach's sauce.
'nuff said.
Look honey! I-m double Fisting!
ElMatador - " If they had some beast2baxing MEXICANS working in here would we woulda been outta here an HOUR ago. These high skool chicks just ain't making it !!!! " [clap]
McKraut "look it is a brazillian bush"
reply" no , that looks like 70's porn!"
One more before bed:
"Some people need to be killed, though."
Amy - (sitting in hot tub)
"We were taking a nap."
" I really needed that nap."
"What a great nap."
Me -
"Are you trying to convince us, or just bragging?"
Amy - (pretending not to hear)
"I feel so much better after that ... nap"
Ron: (not yet in hot tub) "my hole is SO big, you can see......(he gets cut off at that point...by laughter)" (there may have even been a hand gesture to demonstrate just how big)
Unknown - "What is goatse?*
Jesus - "Well, it is a picture of..."
Entire hot tub crowd - "NNOOOO!!!"
Quote from: Slag on October 28, 2008, 07:13:36 AM
Unknown - "What is goatse?*
Jesus - "Well, it is a picture of..."
Entire hot tub crowd - "NNOOOO!!!"
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Slag on October 28, 2008, 06:10:07 AM
Amy - (sitting in hot tub)
"We were taking a nap."
" I really needed that nap."
"What a great nap."
Me -
"Are you trying to convince us, or just bragging?"
Amy - (pretending not to hear)
"I feel so much better after that ... nap"
every trip there is some duo that comes to the hot tub after a "nap".... everyone remember last trip's duo? [thumbsup]
we had three dou's this trip and it was............interesting.
;D " I think I may have swallowed some of it, do you think it will make my sh!t glow in the dark ? "
You know who !!!!!!!! Even if you don't theres only a couple of guesses you need to make !
"So, how does it taste?" [asked of one drinking the "Gay Rambo Ale"]
[Response] "Fruity"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2979403103_25518f79bf.jpg?v=0)
Those people were pissed when we went in the wrong cabin
Quote from: Slag on October 28, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
Those people were pissed when we went in the wrong cabin
Us - "Zach?"
Them - "make the beast with two backs OFF!"
Me - "Murduc does not get cold, he pours liquid nitrogen on his nipple ring to cool down"
Slag - "I once had one of those. My wife lovingly ripped it out!"
I believe that the quote was..
"My loving wife ripped it out" ;D [thumbsup]
Was that snoring, or a death rattle?
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on October 28, 2008, 02:42:23 PM
"So, how does it taste?" [asked of one drinking the "Gay Rambo Ale"]
[Response] "Fruity"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2979403103_25518f79bf.jpg?v=0)
Murduc - " Gay Rambo Ale - So GOOD you
HAVE to swallow "
Gagging Bystanders - "
EEeewwwww !!!!
"David is afraid of heterosexuality." ...... or maybe just us :o
"..... because she has a toe ring." --- Zach
... followed by a variety of toe ring innuendos ...
Slag - " I guess I should start a thread called ' Things Zac sucks at ! ' "
me - " You mean like biting your tongue ? "
Now I know what the game must feel like when Slag looks down the barrel - just before he pulls the trigger !!
Quote from: DesmoLu on October 29, 2008, 02:05:52 PM
"..... because she has a toe ring." --- Zach
I believe that this one belongs to RichD [bow_down]
Quote from: Cyclone on October 30, 2008, 07:30:14 AM
Slag - " I guess I should start a thread called ' Things Zac sucks at ! ' "
me - " You mean like biting your tongue ? "
I actually think that this was DesmoLu. I made a statement that led up to the quote. I am sure that it was a hot tub induced alcohol thing ;D
We really need a stenographer at these things. [laugh]
Quote from: Slag on October 30, 2008, 08:15:25 AM
I believe that this one belongs to RichD [bow_down]
8)
almost forgot:
"This one time, at Ducati camp....." [laugh]
Is quoting yourself considered bad form? [roll] ;D
Quote from: Slag on October 31, 2008, 03:22:49 PM
Is quoting yourself considered bad form? [roll] ;D
No but it's bad Forum !!!! [laugh] I do it a lot :P !
Edit : OK I'll do one first:
Me - to my horror when I saw the looks " OK I'll use Jason's stick, it's a proven stick ! "
"It's easy actin' like an eight grader again." [evil]
[evil] Someone - Murduc ? - flicking the multi tool plier section repeatedly
" yea, there's other tools that are cut sharper & made better but I like this one 'cause when you're up balanced on a joist you have to be able to whip out your tool real fast with one hand .... "
yes. yes I imagine you do !
Rally coordinator - "Have you ridden the three sisters?"
RichD - "Not these particular three..."
Quote from: Slag on November 01, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Rally coordinator - "Have you ridden the three sisters?"
RichD - "Not these particular three..."
Oh shit, how could I have forgotten that one.. Pure gold [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Almost forgot this one:
"I'm stirrin' the pot--both ways."
Chris said "tallywhacker" in reference to , umm, something about a tallywhacker...
"You can forget the Rich, but you can't forget the Duke!"
Quote from: Slag on November 01, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
Rally coordinator - "Have you ridden the three sisters?"
RichD - "Not these particular three..."
;D
Just add beer and I come up with all kind of interesting things to say...
[laugh]
Quote from: DLS on November 02, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
Chris said "tallywhacker" in reference to , umm, something about a tallywhacker...
guilty as charged your honor but you see.. no wait.. but....... [bang] wtg d/a!!
"I have to use Armor-All on my tank just to slide my belly over it"
"Every time he turns it's like slamming a 50lb bag of dog food down on his tank"
"It pours the beer without the head or else it gets the hose again" - I believe we owe rich this one
"Dammit! My girlfriend gave me too much head again!"