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Title: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: Duc Fever on October 28, 2008, 10:36:56 PM
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Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: OverCaffeinated on October 28, 2008, 11:08:43 PM
You think it will make me poop faster?

I'm guessing it will only cut a few tenths off.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: DY on October 28, 2008, 11:11:50 PM
Perfect for the Lav in my Gulfstream V. 
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: Duc Fever on October 28, 2008, 11:19:01 PM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on October 28, 2008, 11:08:43 PM
You think it will make me poop faster?

I'm guessing it will only cut a few tenths off.

Well you know what they say about adding a little "Fiber" to your day ;D
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 02:35:53 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on October 28, 2008, 11:08:43 PM
You think it will make me poop faster?

I'm guessing it will only cut a few tenths off.

A little faster for sure, but not many guys need that. The real advantage is the added stiffness in that area
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: Oldfisti on October 29, 2008, 04:00:04 AM
Quote from: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 02:35:53 AM
A little faster for sure, but not many guys need that. The real advantage is the added stiffness in that area


There will be no stiffness getting anywhere near that part of my body!  :-X
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: Scottish on October 29, 2008, 07:17:18 AM
 [popcorn] [laugh]
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: gh0stie on October 29, 2008, 07:29:05 AM
Carbon has really gone to the crapper these days
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: zarn02 on October 29, 2008, 08:29:54 AM
next time i want to spend a couple hundred bucks buying something stupid, i know where to go. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: swampduc on October 29, 2008, 09:05:19 AM
 [clap]
Now there's something that's going on my Christmas list this year! ;D
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: gh0stie on October 29, 2008, 10:23:28 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on October 29, 2008, 08:29:54 AM
next time i want to spend a couple hundred bucks buying something stupid, i know where to go. [thumbsup]

dude if you're looking to get nothing for something, I should show you this awesome bridge I've got laying around for sale
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: silvy1200 on October 29, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
that would of been perfect a few years ago when i had a toilet with racing stripes, complete with a plunger equipped with a shift knob and "race" mat 

that idea sounded great after a few bowls, glad i didnt see this then
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ryandalling on October 29, 2008, 10:36:24 AM
I wonder what the guy does in annual sales? Seems to be a growth market.  [laugh]
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: mystang on October 29, 2008, 03:10:56 PM
Quote from: deweey on October 28, 2008, 11:11:50 PM
Perfect for the Lav in my Gulfstream V. 

No sir those can be gold plated if you like, but if you are still trolling the skys in a Gulfstream V I would atleast upgrade to the GVSP/G550  or hell even the new G650.  That one has two toliet seats = twice the price.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 03:31:27 PM
Actually I can see where this is useful. Ever come back from a big night out on the cans and not managed to get the lid up in time for you to play Herb, driver of the porcelain bus driver? Well, with the lighter weight CF seat combo, the mass is reduced such that your feeble drunken arms will be able to lift those suckers right out of the way, clearing the path for your fantastic technicolour yawn.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
..... not to mention the lightness of the lid when it hits you in the back of the head when doing said "bus driving"  [puke]
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: vampireduc on October 29, 2008, 03:43:47 PM
Quote from: deweey on October 28, 2008, 11:11:50 PM
Perfect for the Lav in my Gulfstream V. 

now you're just showing off!!

...Need a weekend pilot?  Job openings? 
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
..... not to mention the lightness of the lid when it hits you in the back of the head when doing said "bus driving"  [puke]
Now you're thinking along the correct lines!
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 04:02:13 PM
 [drink] [drink] [beer] [drink] [drink] [wine] [drink] [drink]  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 04:09:56 PM
Hrrm, nah, my progression is beer to wine to spirits to more spirits back to beer.

The seat weight is an important point, now I think of it. The one in Finland on my last night nearly killed me.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
No spirit smileys  ???
The toilet monsters in Finland are aweful - they need the heavy lids there.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
The toilet monsters in Finland are aweful - they need the heavy lids there.
No bloody wonder they produce so much heavy metal. Toilet monsters probably scared them when they were kiddies!

What a successful thread hijack!
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: stopintime on October 29, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
Which thread are we in  ???
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: r_ciao on October 29, 2008, 05:11:26 PM
I don't need to "go" faster there.  My "throne" is where I get peace and quiet.  I'll take my time in there, thank you very much.  That's why I've got a stack of magazines piled on the tank.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: Statler on October 29, 2008, 05:45:27 PM
there have been full carbon toilets in lightweight racing sailboats for years.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 05:52:27 PM
Quote from: Statler on October 29, 2008, 05:45:27 PM
there have been full carbon toilets in lightweight racing sailboats for years.
See, this I don't get so much. Just choke one off the poop deck (that's why it's named what it is). Why carry a toilet as well maintaining the weight of keeping the poop on board.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: Statler on October 29, 2008, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 05:52:27 PM
See, this I don't get so much. Just choke one off the poop deck (that's why it's named what it is). Why carry a toilet as well maintaining the weight of keeping the poop on board.

you hang off the stern doing 25 to 30 knots.  not me thanks.

and nobody ocean racing is storing waste. 
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: TAftonomos on October 29, 2008, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: deweey on October 28, 2008, 11:11:50 PM
Perfect for the Lav in my Gulfstream V. 

Quote from: vampireduc on October 29, 2008, 03:43:47 PM
now you're just showing off!!

...Need a weekend pilot?  Job openings? 

Sheeot, you better sell that thing.  Dontcha know the G550 is where it's at now :)  [laugh] [bow_down]
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 06:05:31 PM
Quote from: Statler on October 29, 2008, 05:57:57 PM
you hang off the stern doing 25 to 30 knots.

and nobody ocean racing is storing waste. 
It'd be like sidecar racing ;).

I get your point. Still, I got to use the word poop in an appropriate sentence, twice, so I feel good now.
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: He Man on October 29, 2008, 07:20:09 PM
Is the resin strong enough to widthstand alcohol infested urinary acids?
Title: Re: The Ultimate CF Part
Post by: ellingly on October 29, 2008, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: He Man on October 29, 2008, 07:20:09 PM
Is the resin strong enough to widthstand alcohol infested urinary acids?
Get drunk, pee on some bits of CF you have and let us know!