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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: causeofkaos on November 20, 2008, 07:23:41 AM

Title: my favorite thing about the stock exhaust on a 696
Post by: causeofkaos on November 20, 2008, 07:23:41 AM
When you stop  [moto] for a brake or you reach your destination. The exhaust is the perfect height to warm up your man bits on a cold day.  ;D
" if anyone burns their privates attempting this the writer of this post takes no responsibility for your retardedness" < read this part as fast as you can trying to imitate the guy who used to do those Micro Machibe commercials.
Title: Re: my favorite thing about the stock exhaust on a 696
Post by: causeofkaos on November 20, 2008, 12:12:51 PM
man this is a tough crowd i couldn't even get a ha ha from you guys
Title: Re: my favorite thing about the stock exhaust on a 696
Post by: Travman on November 20, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/luis_thrash/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
Title: Re: my favorite thing about the stock exhaust on a 696
Post by: causeofkaos on November 20, 2008, 01:26:45 PM
not the ha ha i was looking for but thank you all the same.
Title: Re: my favorite thing about the stock exhaust on a 696
Post by: sfarchie on November 20, 2008, 01:32:02 PM
My privates stay warm enough by getting them smashed against the tank throughout my ride. Kind like this emoticon. --> [bang]
Title: Re: my favorite thing about the stock exhaust on a 696
Post by: Spidey on November 20, 2008, 01:59:05 PM
Sorry, but I'm married. 

1)  I have no man-bits unless I fill out the paperwork (in triplicate) so I can borrow them for the day. 

2)  I also have no sense of humor.  See (1) re rental.