When you stop [moto] for a brake or you reach your destination. The exhaust is the perfect height to warm up your man bits on a cold day. ;D
" if anyone burns their privates attempting this the writer of this post takes no responsibility for your retardedness" < read this part as fast as you can trying to imitate the guy who used to do those Micro Machibe commercials.
man this is a tough crowd i couldn't even get a ha ha from you guys
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/luis_thrash/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
not the ha ha i was looking for but thank you all the same.
My privates stay warm enough by getting them smashed against the tank throughout my ride. Kind like this emoticon. --> [bang]
Sorry, but I'm married.
1) I have no man-bits unless I fill out the paperwork (in triplicate) so I can borrow them for the day.
2) I also have no sense of humor. See (1) re rental.