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Title: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: Vindingo on November 23, 2008, 12:43:00 PM

I was in the Indian restaurant on Haight St & Fillmore. You were blonde, walking with a bunch of your friends and you touched my bike - a gnarly Ducati Monster. Not only did you touch it, you caressed it. I couldn't tell if you loved it or felt sad for it, but you cared. You bent down and kissed the tank and kept pointing at it as your friends dragged you away.

I fear that you may now be in need of a tetanus shot. You should have never put your mouth on my motorcycle. Please contact me as soon as possible so I can arrange an examination.

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: desmoquattro on November 23, 2008, 01:15:42 PM

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: Desmostro on November 23, 2008, 02:58:18 PM

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]
Well spoken

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: rgramjet on November 23, 2008, 03:34:46 PM

And you didnt walk out and claim the bike?? Wheres your game, man?

......like two ships crossing in the night....you'll always wonder. [bang]

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 07:54:30 PM

lol! beautiful. i'm too lazy to see if it's actually posted on CL b/c that would be classic...

but as my friend is well known for saying: "it's [picking up girls - or boys for that matter] like playing the lotto, you gotta play to win"

[drink] also helps tho too!

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: Vindingo on November 23, 2008, 08:03:03 PM

Quote from: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 07:54:30 PM
lol! beautiful. i'm too lazy to see if it's actually posted on CL b/c that would be classic...

It happend to me last night... It was a spoof on a CL missed connection post ;)

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: Michael Moore on November 23, 2008, 08:05:02 PM

Yeah, if you'd seen Vinny's ~~rat~~bike you'd know that happened to him. ;D

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: Spidey on November 23, 2008, 08:46:17 PM

That's awesome. [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup] Post. It. On. CL.

Who knows, Vin, you might get a hummer out of it.

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 09:57:05 PM

hummer, shyte.

maybe more if it's it not "too beaucoup"

[wine] lol! sorry full metal jacket + wine = bad movie quote references

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: desmoquattro on November 23, 2008, 10:02:05 PM

Quote from: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 09:57:05 PM
[wine] lol! sorry full metal jacket + wine = bad movie quote references

(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w208/daverino_2007/full-metal-jacket.jpg)

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: sfarchie on November 23, 2008, 10:18:32 PM

I think I know that blonde dude! ;)

Title: Re: Missed connection SF M4F
Post by: ROBsS4R on November 24, 2008, 02:18:13 AM

I found her for you.

She Kisses all the Ducati's

She Kissed my Ducati last week. Dont Be Jealous ;)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/3055885426_34dd33af97_o.jpg)

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