I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.
I can juggle and ride a unicycle.
I have no desire to make balloon animals.
Something tells me you want to be in the circus...
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 11, 2008, 06:15:46 PM
Something tells me you want to be in the circus...
I can't juggle and ride the unicycle at the same time.
I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.
Quote from: bobspapa on May 11, 2008, 06:25:31 PM
I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.
Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal.
Anything else I can help you with?
Quote from: someguy on May 11, 2008, 06:36:55 PM
Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal.
Anything else I can help you with?
where do babies come from...... I know cousins come from a
unt holes.... but where do babies come from.
I wish I coud speak Russian. Fluently.
I wish I could play guitar. Or any musical instrument. Except the recorder. Recorders suck.
I wish I could teleport.
Wait....
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
Nevermind about that teleporting bit. What else?
I've met/seen some pretty silly girls....
Quote from: jswledhed on May 11, 2008, 07:15:18 PM
I wish I coud speak Russian. Fluently.
I can, well not fluently, but well enough, 8)
Fly. :'(
Quote from: czaja on May 11, 2008, 06:13:15 PM
I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.
I can juggle and ride a unicycle.
I have no desire to make balloon animals.
you wouldn't be a clown, would you? I had a clown once make a pass at me while I was on a date and have been afraid of them ever since!
I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
That Vulcan nerve pinch thing would come in handy. At the very least it would make lines a whole lot shorter.
I would like that. That and being able to pee my name in the snow. And being able to pull taffy. And hold my breath for 5 minutes. And play the recorder. And make moonshine. And play mahjong. And spin straw into gold. And finally pull that damn sword out of that damn rock so that watery tart in the lake would crown me King of England.
Damn, I've done nothing with my life. :'(
Hold me.
Quote from: msincredible on May 11, 2008, 09:25:13 PM
I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!
;D
Quote from: IZ on May 11, 2008, 10:03:16 PM
I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!
;D
Ha Ha! [cheeky]
Quote from: IZ on May 11, 2008, 10:03:16 PM
I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!
;D
That whistling you *thought* was from me is really just air escaping from a motorcycle tire [laugh]
Probably the silliest thing I can do is play the violin and at the same time accompany myself on the piano (using my toes).
Quote from: msincredible on May 11, 2008, 10:31:36 PM
Probably the silliest thing I can do is play the violin and at the same time accompany myself on the piano (using my toes).
That's raw talent!!
Someguy doesn't deserve you!!
Quote from: IZ on May 11, 2008, 10:49:31 PM
That's raw talent!!
Someguy doesn't deserve you!!
You fool! Don't
tell her!
Quote from: someguy on May 11, 2008, 10:52:06 PM
You fool! Don't tell her!
Pssst..MsI..sent you a PM with my digits!!
I wish I could wear a cape
and..
JUST a cape!!
**edit..
and a samurai sword..
I have no particular skills.
I wish I could:
sleep.
find a new job that pays me just as well but makes me happy.
have my very own Batmobile. the one from the TV show.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 11:58:44 PM
have my very own Batmobile. the one from the TV show.
You want to wear a mask and a cape too don't you Kato! [thumbsup]
Just become a crime fighter ..you can be like Dog Bra!
*Shaka*
no need for the mask, I'm scary lookin' enough as it is!
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 12, 2008, 12:08:04 AM
no need for the mask, I'm scary lookin' enough as it is!
I'd wear the cool tiki mask!! [thumbsup]
AZ_Tiki?
yeah, you could be my sidekick.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 12, 2008, 12:12:47 AM
AZ_Tiki?
yeah, you could be my sidekick.
I'd fight crime on Waikiki!!
the only crime would be you running around in a cape and samurai sword.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 12, 2008, 12:16:25 AM
the only crime would be you running around in a cape and samurai sword.
cool, eh?! [evil]
sure.....
Quote from: czaja on May 11, 2008, 06:20:21 PM
I can't juggle and ride the unicycle at the same time.
At Burningman last year I met a guy playing trumpet and hulahooping on a unicycle - he didn't do it very well, but I was amazed he could do it at all!
big
Quote from: bigiain on May 12, 2008, 12:36:46 AM
At Burningman last year I met a guy playing trumpet and hulahooping on a unicycle - he didn't do it very well, but I was amazed he could do it at all!
big
how the heck can you do a hula hoop and ride a unicycle..let alone play the trumpet too?!
back flip.
used to be able to do a front hand spring/front flip..........20 years ago :-\
I wish i could summon a legion of fire breathing dragons and burn the whole place down.
[coffee]
(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0018.gif) (http://www.antiagingandvitality.com/Lipo.html)
Fly like an Eagle.
Have a pet dragon (the small kind that can sit on your shoulder like a large parrot.
Ride a unicycle or one of those giant front wheel bike things.
Sprint full speed for a mile.
Resurect steam power in a compact, self-contained form to power an automobile
JM
Quote from: krolik on May 11, 2008, 09:17:32 PM
I can, well not fluently, but well enough, 8)
<jealous> ;)
Awesome! [thumbsup]
I wish i could fly around the earth on a slice of cheese.
Two girls at the same time.
But thats not really silly is it?
why would you want to be two girls?
Because doing 2 guys is just gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 12, 2008, 03:18:40 AM
I wish i could summon a legion of fire breathing dragons and burn the whole place down.
[coffee]
(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0018.gif) (http://www.antiagingandvitality.com/Lipo.html)
you don't need a legion, all you need is...
TROGDOR!!!!
I wish I could yodel.
(http://www.germansocietyofwestman.ca/images/yodel1.jpg)
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 13, 2008, 07:32:03 PM
you don't need a legion, all you need is...
TROGDOR!!!!
Ah!
TROGDOR!!!!!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2490632107_570923543b_o.jpg)
Silly?? Maybe not, but I wish I could be in front of whoever I want. Not pass them, just magically be in front of them. Maybe levitate over them, whatever. no yellow lines, no swerving, no cops.
Want this power especially when I'm in the car!!!
Would like to understand physics better. worked punkin chunkin 5 years in a row, and would LOVE to put together an entry!! Like fireworks too! maybe a bottle rocket punkin passer!!!!! Love buzz bombs. They've got it all - noise, action, movement, sparks EVERYWHERE!!! Would love to understand them!!!
Quote from: msincredible on May 11, 2008, 09:25:13 PM
I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
I sooo wish I knew how to do that!
I can whistle like that with a bottle cap or the top of an acorn [laugh]
I never could do a decent cartwheel :-\
If I could be invisible at will I could save the world. Well- my world anyway. The rest of you are on your own.
Quote from: IZ on May 11, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
[cheeky]
Hmmm..silly things I can do..
Silly things I wish I could do..
-run up a wall and flip
i could teach you that if you got the nerves.
The silly thing I'm thinking of doing:
wearing a costume to work on every casual friday for the last two months of work before moving away for grad school.
I'm thinking of being subtle at first, cowboy (in texas so doin that is not that bizarre). Then as time goes by take it up a notch or two, clown, fireman, super hero, fat sumo suit.
powerhammer - that's an excellent idea!!! Thanks for sharing.
I wish I could.
Do a ghost rider 200 mph video around Portland, Or. and live to watch it
I'd still like to skydive, I have yet to do that....
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 15, 2008, 10:45:42 AM
I'd still like to skydive, I have yet to do that....
there's nothing
silly about skydiving :)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 15, 2008, 11:33:44 AM
there's nothing silly about skydiving :)
Jumping out of a perfectly good plane doesn't seem silly to you?
...as awesome as it is.
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on May 15, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Jumping out of a perfectly good plane doesn't seem silly to you?
...as awesome as it is.
nope. not silly at all.
I wish I could do pen-flipping (or twirling, or whatever they call it).
I wish I could scratch my ear with my back foot.
I wish I could break dance. I wish do really good card tricks. I wish I could ride a motorcycle around inside one of those cage things you see at the circus. I wish I could tame lions...and midget clowns. I wish I could do gymnastics...or at least my daughters gymnastics instructor. While I am at it, I wish I could do the kindergarten teacher. I wish I could do freestyle bmx.
I could go on...but I won't.
Your welcome.
+1 on the loud whistle here :-\
I can juggle 3 balls, not four...
I would also like to do the running up to a wall and flipping thing, that's cool. I used to be able to back flip...
The turning while doing a stoppie like Christian Pfeiffer does. While we're at it, all the cool moves that Christian Pfeiffer does [moto] Especially the using the bake brake to slide to a stop while simultaneously flicking the kickstand down and jumping off the bike all in one motion! All teh *$ groupies will be on my Jock fo sho! :-*
edit----
found a video. The move I am talking about is what he does in the very beginning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WMTmjUDvLY&playnext=1&playnext_from=QL
I can juggle 4 balls or 3 rings...and ride a unicycle...not at the same time
looks like fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU)
Quote from: S4ROB on May 16, 2008, 10:46:48 PM
looks like fun
fun for some = terror for others
Stop my nose from running.
Stop my eyes from itching.
Grow a Money tree that bloomed every month. All the leaves would be Fiftys and Hundreds.
Own a spaceship.
Have a little less agitation in life.