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Title: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 08:24:13 PM

Example #1:
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/jencentrefold2yg21.jpg)
Example#2:
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/Karima_Adebibe_Chi1.jpg)
Example#3:
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/ducati999slhs1024copie3ya01.jpg)
oh wait...that's bacon [bacon]
Example#4:
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/db02ef71.jpg)
Example#5:
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/sm10072d0732d012ejpg1my1.jpg)

Or could it just be the attire or the lack thereof? naaaahhhh!!!!!

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: Scottish on February 01, 2009, 08:31:09 PM

Mmmmmmm.... I love bacon.... oh, and #4 is pretty ok too.

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: kingbaby on February 01, 2009, 09:04:15 PM

master of DEZASTER,
Heres my version.

(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/P5260127-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 09:22:07 PM

Damn right kingbaby,
We are both lucky guys [thumbsup]

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 09:27:02 PM

Here is Pam's version why guys can't measure up to the previous pictures:

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/bv0000201.jpg)

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: kingbaby on February 01, 2009, 09:32:24 PM

Heres an equalizer. THIS IS ONE BAD ASS (in the best way) CHICK. [thumbsup]

(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/P4290037.jpg)

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 09:40:43 PM

Riding bikes does do good things to your boooody [thumbsup]

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: bonfy on February 01, 2009, 10:39:51 PM

Well, I'm a lumberjack and that's okay! I work all night and I sleep all day! Something about that view makes me want to just start hewing down trees and doing log rolls. [laugh] [laugh] If anyone needs their new leathers distressed, just send them to me. I can make them look well used in, let's say, one quick trip to the tanning bed. ;D

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: ducducgooseme on February 02, 2009, 02:31:20 AM

All I can say about this thread is WTF.

LOL, you guys amuse me.

I miss y'all

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: TheMav on February 03, 2009, 02:11:44 PM

Wow. I love advertising. Makes me believe all sorts of unrealistic things. At least I can smile while being deluded.

I was looking through my Ducati accessory catelog a few minutes ago.......none of those "items" are listed. Strange....must be a misprinted copy......

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: Kawboy on February 03, 2009, 04:32:02 PM

For a few hundred you can probably buy the appropriate "accessory" right here in Albuquerque. [roll] Ten or twenty for the real discounted version . . . or so I've been told. ;D

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: TheMav on February 03, 2009, 07:05:19 PM

I've worked in 2 locations that are on Central. No thanks. (shudder). [puke]

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: xsuperbikeracerx on February 03, 2009, 08:28:55 PM

Quote from: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 09:27:02 PM
Here is Pam's version why guys can't measure up to the previous pictures:

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn127/zaster99/bv0000201.jpg)

A hot man on a Duc is AWESOME!!! But these are boys and eeewwwww, This ad makes me wanna [puke] [puke] [puke] [bang] [bang]

Now gimme some of this as a hot Duc man ad!!!

(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/xsuperbikeracerx/pub_setegibernau_1.jpg)
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/xsuperbikeracerx/1225660417099.jpg)

Oh damn here comes some more of those dirty thoughts of Sete [evil] [evil] [thumbsup] oh yea those thoughts are SOOOOOOOO great!

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: bonfy on February 03, 2009, 10:38:07 PM

UUuuuuummmmmmmmm...yummy...much better! :D What I want to know is what happened to those nancy boys when the Ducati owner came out and saw them touching his bike.

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: xsuperbikeracerx on February 03, 2009, 10:51:39 PM

Quote from: bonfy on February 03, 2009, 10:38:07 PM
UUuuuuummmmmmmmm...yummy...much better! :D What I want to know is what happened to those nancy boys when the Ducati owner came out and saw them touching his bike.

There was a funeral the next day [laugh] [laugh]

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: TheMav on February 07, 2009, 02:14:32 PM

I can't be sure, but I think that is Chris Smrka's bike? What do you think, Kingbaby? Do you think Smrk should know his old ride has been violated?

Title: Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..
Post by: kingbaby on February 07, 2009, 05:29:55 PM

Quote from: TheMav on February 07, 2009, 02:14:32 PM
I can't be sure, but I think that is Chris Smrka's bike? What do you think, Kingbaby? Do you think Smrk should know his old ride has been violated?

No not his mod, but pretty close to the one he had for a few hundred miles.

He'll be relieved. [thumbsup]

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