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Local Clubs => Ducati MOB => Topic started by: Desmostro on March 08, 2009, 05:05:14 PM

Title: chain story time
Post by: Desmostro on March 08, 2009, 05:05:14 PM
add a 1/2 sentence




...then I looked down and saw
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 08, 2009, 05:49:52 PM
a midget, covered in something I couldn't quite make out, running away from...
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Post by: GEEZER on March 08, 2009, 06:04:22 PM
...that black metalic snake slitheriing across the...
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Post by: ghostrider on March 08, 2009, 06:09:13 PM
frozen Siberian tundra and.....
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Post by: Desmostro on March 08, 2009, 07:36:31 PM
that's when I hit the big red button that
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 08, 2009, 07:55:09 PM
rubbed the lotion on the midget's skin and gave it the hose again
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Post by: duckwrench13 on March 08, 2009, 08:22:21 PM
which scared the Canadian gerbils...
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Post by: johnc on March 08, 2009, 09:26:46 PM
and caused DTM to let out one of his WMD farts, that
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Post by: ptam on March 09, 2009, 09:31:59 AM
caught fire causing a huge explosion that
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Post by: duckwrench13 on March 09, 2009, 10:30:10 AM
...caused a rabid moose, fueled by maple syrup, to....


(yes, John, we're making fun of Canukistan again.)
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Post by: johnc on March 09, 2009, 11:03:24 AM
bite sarah palin on her ass so hard that she ....
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Post by: GEEZER on March 09, 2009, 02:30:01 PM
dropped her glasses and ran to
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Post by: duckwrench13 on March 09, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
...block the media from questioning her pregnant unwed daughter, which created...
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Post by: Desmostro on March 09, 2009, 04:25:12 PM
a monster, but not the good kind, a real
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 09, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
wicked anti-feminist self-hating graduate of abstinence-only education, who proceeded to...
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Post by: GEEZER on March 10, 2009, 12:47:17 AM
find  were actually octuplets while nuking whales in the South China sea with
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Post by: duckwrench13 on March 10, 2009, 09:01:38 AM
Wait, wait, wait.....

Observation: This is really going to a dark and warped place.

Continue.....
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Post by: ghostrider on March 10, 2009, 10:31:32 AM
with cheese string and fishwire , the whales then
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Post by: Desmostro on March 10, 2009, 01:30:27 PM
loved the cheese as whales tend to but accidentally ate 3 of the octuplettes on the strings leaving
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 10, 2009, 01:57:25 PM
snail trails along the shore of a secluded lake. There were banjos playing, and...
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Post by: Desmostro on March 10, 2009, 02:08:51 PM
and only banjos playing when Jeb said to his sister/mother-in-law, Thelma...
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 10, 2009, 02:19:39 PM
"Pa says you're the best french kisser in town..."
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Post by: ghostrider on March 10, 2009, 04:43:48 PM
and that's no lie, why I....
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Post by: Desmostro on March 10, 2009, 05:50:10 PM
hit the gas and road a wheelie for
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Post by: GEEZER on March 11, 2009, 07:55:51 AM
miles and miles...but like a jolt of lightning hitting me, I sat bolt upright in bed and realized it was all just a dream...that it had not happened as I thought...it was just
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Post by: ghostrider on March 11, 2009, 09:09:24 AM
the opposite really, I mean that whale......
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Post by: Desmostro on March 11, 2009, 05:11:06 PM
had swallowed me whole and I woke up just as he
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Post by: ghostrider on March 11, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
about to take a massive poo and then I.....
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Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 11, 2009, 09:25:32 PM
was free! I rode the giant fart bubble to the surface of...
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 11, 2009, 09:49:48 PM
the frothy mixture of vitamin D enhanced moloko and santorum-colored coffee, where I noticed
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Post by: Desmostro on March 13, 2009, 08:59:48 AM
a beach with my KTM, and that girl that
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Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 13, 2009, 09:53:20 AM
was really a man, baby. S/he grabbed my...
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 13, 2009, 10:21:23 AM
keys, strapped on a helmet, and took off on my gorgeous new Desmosedici RR. I gave chase and eventually
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Post by: hypurone on March 13, 2009, 01:11:45 PM
passed him/her on my S4RS and pulled them over, stating, "you were really flying when I passed you back there". To which he/she replied...
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Post by: Desmostro on March 15, 2009, 01:02:22 AM
I was hoping you'd catch...
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Post by: desmoquattro on March 15, 2009, 09:47:48 AM
the clap
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Post by: Desmostro on March 15, 2009, 10:15:56 AM
at least that way they'd hear you coming incase
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