"This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 07/05/09
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach, teach and hold meetings. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.
You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.
[thumbsup]
hey honey, u wana let Cierra marry us [laugh]
How about exorcisms? From the smell of them... Mo's leathers have a demon inside that needs to be exorcised out. ;D
does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?
Very, cool Reverend Cierra.
Congratulations!
Quote from: Visolara on July 06, 2009, 02:40:28 PM
does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?
actually it means that you can't have sex anymore
she can only have sex with young boys
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on July 06, 2009, 01:58:49 PM
"This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 07/05/09
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach, teach and hold meetings. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.
You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.
[clap]
A Ninja of the cloth?
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement. And I thought you were going to be a midwife. Is this some weird new career that combines all three?
Scott
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 06:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement. And I thought you were going to be a midwife. Is this some weird new career that combines all three?
Scott
Y'all do live in Portland, ya know.
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 06:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement. And I thought you were going to be a midwife. Is this some weird new career that combines all three?
Scott
The belly dancing and the minister thing are both hobby-type things. The Midwife thing is a career thing.
thing.
I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level. Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.
Scott
the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything. [laugh]
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on July 07, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything. [laugh]
maybe u should 8)
;D [bow_down]
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level. Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.
Scott
bah
delivering babies is like watching gallagher
you just stand to the side, watch, and avoid getting any of it on you... ;D
and
belly dancing doen correctly is a religious experience