Yes, that's right. For sale: One ticket to the Red Bull Indy GP 2009. The ticket for race day is off of turn one, Row R, Box B22. Included with this ticket are two others, one for practice rounds, and one for qualifiers.
Make an offer.
GO.
Are you kidding me? Nobody wants these tickets? Come on guys! I don't wanna put these on ebay. Buhler?
Wait a minute, WB...
Not that it's anyone's business, but I recall you were all gung ho to go to Indy....
What Happened!?!?!?
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See what had happened was there was this thing called money, and I don't have enough of it to pay for a plane ticket/hotel room. The ticket was my grad gift for graduating college but I had to pay my way to get there. Bummer huh? Anyway, that's the story. If anyone wants it, snap it up quick, the race is in two weekends.