Poll
Question:
Satan incarnate or innocent?
Option 1: Boy is evil. Let's get rid of him.
votes: 4
Option 2: Lay off the drugs, captain paranoid.
votes: 1
Option 3: All a coincidence. All 15 times.
votes: 6
Option 4: Boobies.
votes: 23
We've all seen it. Something horrible happens, and Dan is somehow involved.
Spidey crashes-Dan is there.
Paula gets three flats on a bike ride and has to walk 15 miles home, Dan was there.
Jamie wads his Pelvis-Dan was there.
JohnC chokes to death-Dan again.
Is it just me or is Dan somehow involved in all the badness of the MOB?
So can we blame Dan for not catching any fish last night all though you did bring in a really nice 3 foot long stick fish ;D
Quote from: ROBsS4R on August 02, 2009, 12:13:47 PM
So can we blame Dan for not catching any fish last night all though you did bring in a really nice 3 foot long stick fish ;D
He was there and bad stuff happened. I don't see any other way to look at it.
It has been a good year huh. Don't forget plowing in to DATV.
He's just practicing for EMT duty.
We had a "Blame it on Spidey" thread a long time ago. It does seem time to pass the torch.
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault! >:(
Quote from: DanTheMan on August 02, 2009, 01:05:02 PM
Don't forget plowing in to DATV.
You guys keep that between yourselves...
wtf? when did i get choked? ??? oh ... you mean by DTM's WMD gas :o
btw, i voted for boobies ... as always. [thumbsup]
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 02, 2009, 11:38:55 AM
We've all seen it. Something horrible happens, and Dan is somehow involved.
Spidey crashes-Dan is there.
Paula gets three flats on a bike ride and has to walk 15 miles home, Dan was there.
Jamie wads his Pelvis-Dan was there.
JohnC chokes to death-Dan again.
Is it just me or is Dan somehow involved in all the badness of the MOB?
Yeah, it looks like boobies are the clear favorite. Vox populi.
Quote from: Vindingo on August 02, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault! >:(
forgot about that, sorry bout the hula girl and the dash. :-*
damn i do leave a wake of destruction. [evil]
but without Dan there...What Would Happen? Would it be like a country song played backward?
Quote from: GEEZER on August 02, 2009, 09:55:08 PM
but without Dan there...What Would Happen? Would it be like a country song played backward?
One could only hope. I don't see any other way around it. We're going to have to kill him.
Possibly send him back to Jersey with Vinny, that way Vin would have food for the road and it's not like Jersey would notice the smell. Or maybe he can drop him off in central park.
I'll take his 749.
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 02, 2009, 10:08:37 PM
One could only hope. I don't see any other way around it. We're going to have to kill him.
Possibly send him back to Jersey with Vinny, that way Vin would have food for the road and it's not like Jersey would notice the smell. Or maybe he can drop him off in central park.
I'll take his 749.
Dibs on the dirtbike...
Dan spelled backwards is nad
I googled nad and found this
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A0ToFfGdL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Dan is Satan...and he'll wax yer junk
Quote from: bobspapa on August 03, 2009, 08:02:24 AM
Dan spelled backwards is nad
I googled nad and found this
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A0ToFfGdL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Dan is Satan...and he'll wax yer junk
Watch out, BP! He was atchyer wedding!
come to think about it... I did lay the 1098 down, and that happened after the wedding.
hmmmmmm
Vindingo got shot in the ass, *might* have been my suggestion to go stand there as a target.
Quote from: DanTheMan on August 03, 2009, 07:13:31 PM
Vindingo got shot in the ass, *might* have been my suggestion to go stand there as a target.
No, I think he got Jamie to pay him $20 to do it.
Quote from: Vindingo on August 02, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault! >:(
:'(
Looks like the wave of terror might be over.
Let's all have a party after he goes, no?
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 15, 2009, 09:01:08 AM
Looks like the wave of terror might be over.
Let's all have a party after he goes, no?
Don't count on if, my range of pain knows no bounds political or other.
They say if you stand in a dark room, with your back turned towards a mirror, and then say "dantheman" three times he will appear and steal your soul.
Which seems like a great way to save on plane tickets for your return flight, so let us know when you're ready to come home Dan and we'll hook you up.
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 16, 2009, 11:01:30 AM
They say if you stand in a dark room, with your back turned towards a mirror, and then say "dantheman" three times he will appear and steal your soul.
Which seems like a great way to save on plane tickets for your return flight, so let us know when you're ready to come home Dan and we'll hook you up.
I was hoping to get busted for some pety crime where they'll deport me back to the US. Need to do the reasearch on which one will work.
Maybe if i cross the border from China to NKorea, Bill Clinton will bring me home. That would be a cool to cap off the trip.
Quote from: DanTheMan on December 16, 2009, 11:40:13 AM
I was hoping to get busted for some pety crime where they'll deport me back to the US. Need to do the reasearch on which one will work.
Maybe if i cross the border from China to NKorea, Bill Clinton will bring me home. That would be a cool to cap off the trip.
try spray painting some graffiti in singapore ... that will either get you deported, or caned.
if that does not work out for you ... you can always try and smuggle some heroin out of turkey. [evil]
Quote from: DanTheMan on December 16, 2009, 11:40:13 AM
I was hoping to get busted for some pety crime where they'll deport me back to the US. Need to do the reasearch on which one will work.
Maybe if i cross the border from China to NKorea, Bill Clinton will bring me home. That would be a cool to cap off the trip.
Yes, well then, before you go and do that, I need to come by and pick up the 125 so as to "keep an eye on it."