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Title: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 04:38:31 PM
I'm sitting here contemplating the fuel temp thing...

and wondering...

Does the plane take off?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Mad Duc on October 15, 2009, 04:41:55 PM
Only if it refuels in the morning.  [coffee]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: CairnsDuc on October 15, 2009, 04:44:29 PM
No, Because of the GFC, the Plane's owner went broke and now it's sits on the Tarmac, unused and unloved.
Awaiting it's trip to the Plane grave yard.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: IZ on October 15, 2009, 04:44:37 PM
oh no!


[popcorn]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 15, 2009, 04:45:27 PM
Only if the little kid unties it.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Rev. Millertime on October 15, 2009, 05:17:43 PM
I'm going to forget I opened/saw this thread.

Gonna go drink instead.  [drink]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 05:19:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on October 15, 2009, 05:17:43 PM
I'm going to forget I opened/saw this thread.

Gonna go drink instead.  [drink]
You could hang out and drink...

and make shit up that pisses people off. [evil]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: DW on October 15, 2009, 05:24:34 PM
On a similar note, but different question: I received this in an e-mail today.  I believe that it is rubbish and will state my case as to why later.  In the mean time for you to ponder...
[popcorn]
"A Factoid that I learned in A300 FAM class is that any tire, regardless of tread, will hydroplane at a MPH speed of 10 times the square root of the tire pressure.
My SUV has 36 PSI tires, so it hydroplanes at 10x6 = 60 MPH.
Useful to know, because you cannot always "feel" hydroplaning."
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 05:38:36 PM
How long until this gets merged into TOSAT?

[popcorn]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 15, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
Quote from: DW on October 15, 2009, 05:24:34 PM
On a similar note, but different question: I received this in an e-mail today.  I believe that it is rubbish and will state my case as to why later.  In the mean time for you to ponder...
[popcorn]
"A Factoid that I learned in A300 FAM class is that any tire, regardless of tread, will hydroplane at a MPH speed of 10 times the square root of the tire pressure.
My SUV has 36 PSI tires, so it hydroplanes at 10x6 = 60 MPH.
Useful to know, because you cannot always "feel" hydroplaning."



Its bullshit.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Mad Duc on October 15, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: DW on October 15, 2009, 05:24:34 PM
"A Factoid that I learned in A300 FAM class is that any tire, regardless of tread, will hydroplane at a MPH speed of 10 times the square root of the tire pressure.

Um, why does your tire have roots? And aren't roots round? [drink]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 06:10:18 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 05:38:36 PM
How long until this gets merged into TOSAT?

[popcorn]
Are you in competition with Mr Exact?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 15, 2009, 06:11:12 PM
What about a 2000 pound car versus a 4000 pound car running the same tires?  Regardless of tread? So a bald tire won't hydro plane any quicker than a brand new one?  What about slicks vs rains?  ill just air up my tires to 50psi and never have a worry.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 06:15:16 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 06:10:18 PM
Are you in competition with Mr Exact?

No.  I didn't see him posting yet tonight, so I thought I might just post some random bullshit, meaningless opinions or opposing viewpoints in his place.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: herm on October 15, 2009, 06:28:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 04:38:31 PM
I'm sitting here contemplating the fuel temp thing...

and wondering...

Does the plane take off?

at what altitude?
and time of year?
ambient temp?
airbus or boeing?

need more data...
Title: Re: So...
Post by: mitt on October 15, 2009, 06:50:05 PM
If it looks like this plane, it will take off


F35 JSF take off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm7_PPE-8nk#normal)

Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 06:55:50 PM
I'm thinking the hydroplaning issue would really be complicated by airplanes taxiing on a rain-soaked treadmill.  Seriously, what kind of pressures would they have to be running?  Or are the tires solid rubber?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 06:15:16 PM
No.  I didn't see him posting yet tonight, so I thought I might just post some random bullshit, meaningless opinions or opposing viewpoints in his place.
Is Randimus tense? ;D
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Slide Panda on October 15, 2009, 07:01:59 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 06:55:50 PM
Or are the tires solid rubber?
wouldn't those never hydroplane? If they are solid then the pressure is infinite right? or is it the other way round - the pressures zero... So they are always and forever in a state of hydroplane...

And the plane takes off when it flaps it's wings... Duh
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 06:59:46 PM
Is Randimus tense? ;D

Present.  That is a tense.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Present.  That is a tense.
I get ya.

I'm bein' a have. ;)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 15, 2009, 08:06:15 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 15, 2009, 05:19:55 PM
You could hang out and drink...

and make shit up that pisses people off. [evil]

I somehow get the feeling you mean me  :P
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on October 15, 2009, 10:45:09 PM
Statistically it`s proven that you can break off your thumb in your own asshole














[roll]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Gator on October 16, 2009, 03:59:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRcg3ji_Pc
Title: Re: So...
Post by: MendoDave on October 16, 2009, 04:00:28 AM
1. Many aircraft tires run something like 27 plys. [Not exact]

2. The air temps at altitude drop down to around - 40  So there are fuel heaters just before the fuel metering devices to heat up the fuel.

3. I wouldn't worry much about hydroplaning on the runway since the plane is being steered by the flight control surfaces anyway.

4. Giving one dog a rib bone with lots of fat on it, and no bone to the other dog can be somewhat entertaining. But if you give bacon to one and the other ones sees you do this, then you have to give bacon to both dogs. And some to yourself...
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Monsterlover on October 16, 2009, 04:07:14 AM
Mmm, the bacon paradox.

Glad you brought that up

Title: Re: So...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 16, 2009, 04:23:38 AM
Quote from: 13 on October 16, 2009, 03:59:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRcg3ji_Pc

Thats barely an airplane, its more like an ultralight.  How bout this one?  Can a plane land on a treadmill? 
Title: Re: So...
Post by: herm on October 16, 2009, 04:52:26 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on October 16, 2009, 04:23:38 AM
Thats barely an airplane, its more like an ultralight.  How bout this one?  Can a plane land on a treadmill? 

an airplane can "land" on anything.
some landings are just softer than others
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Duck-Stew on October 16, 2009, 04:59:13 AM
Take offs are optional, landings are mandatory.  Unless your tires are hydroplaning or you fueled up before 6am.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: mitt on October 16, 2009, 05:15:05 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 16, 2009, 04:59:13 AM
fueled up before 6am.


too much weight

Title: Re: So...
Post by: herm on October 16, 2009, 06:28:33 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 16, 2009, 04:59:13 AM
Take offs are optional, landings are mandatory.  Unless your tires are hydroplaning or you fueled up before 6am.

unless you fly too high..
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Statler on October 16, 2009, 06:36:48 AM
won't sail upwind.

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/treadmill.jpg?t=1255703503)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 16, 2009, 08:36:01 AM
Quote from: Statler on October 16, 2009, 06:36:48 AM
won't sail upwind.

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/treadmill.jpg?t=1255703503)
[thumbsup]


Can you ride a Duc on a treadmill? [popcorn]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: herm on October 16, 2009, 09:53:34 AM
kind of like putting it on the dyno..
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Statler on October 16, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
based on exhaustive scale model research, the size of the Duck makes no difference...they cannot take off from a treadmill.

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/iphone059.jpg?t=1255720945)

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/iphone058.jpg?t=1255720963)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: DW on October 16, 2009, 02:50:22 PM
Quote from: MendoDave on October 16, 2009, 04:00:28 AM
3. I wouldn't worry much about hydroplaning on the runway since the plane is being steered by the flight control surfaces anyway.

Actually,hydroplaning can cause quite bad problems with blistering tires on a large aircraft.  It makes it more likely that the tire will skid under braking.  Of course Anti-skid systems alleviate that when functioning properly.

I say it is BS, because if not I am going to go out to the parking lot in the rain, let the air out of the tires of a Corvette (run flat tires), then push it anywhere I please.  If the formula is correct, the hydroplaning car at 0 mph should be easy to push.  You could have a lot of fun at a chevy dealership rearranging all the corvettes...

The equation is based upon gas laws and pressures, but ignores the structural characteristics of the tire.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 16, 2009, 02:52:49 PM
so what happens if the tire is over- or under-inflated?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 16, 2009, 02:54:02 PM
It doesn't take off
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 16, 2009, 03:03:43 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 16, 2009, 02:54:02 PM
It doesn't take off

damn.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Monsterlover on October 16, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
Dp's right.

In fact, the tire actually goes back in time.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 16, 2009, 03:43:05 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 16, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
Dp's right.

In fact, the tire actually goes back in time.

So it becomes a bias-ply tire?

and yes, I realize that some of you whipper-snappers have no idea what I am talking about
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Monsterlover on October 16, 2009, 03:46:55 PM
Well, I can tell you that from the famous Schrodinger's Tire experiment, where tires are mounted to a bike with a rider and placed into the box, we learn the bike is leaning left AND right.

AT TEH SAME TIME!
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 16, 2009, 05:06:16 PM
That's trippy, ML!
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 17, 2009, 05:13:48 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 16, 2009, 03:43:05 PM
So it becomes a bias-ply tire?

and yes, I realize that some of you whipper-snappers have no idea what I am talking about


Ah, the good ol' pizza cutters.

Negotiating a turn is a 3 step process.


1: Turn steering wheel early in anticipation of car changing direction

2: Tire flexes and then settles in

3: Car finally turns
Title: Re: So...
Post by: herm on October 17, 2009, 05:47:32 AM
my first vehicle (used toyota fj40) came with bias ply tires. big old military tires.
driving on ice was amusing...
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 05:49:59 AM
What about the damn plane?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 17, 2009, 06:08:10 AM
Your seat becomes a flotation device when it crashes into the water.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: superjohn on October 17, 2009, 06:23:51 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 05:49:59 AM
What about the damn plane?

It still has infinite width and length, zero thickness, and zero curvature.


Joke Reference  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plane_(geometry))
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Statler on October 17, 2009, 06:57:18 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 05:49:59 AM
What about the damn plane?

it doesn't take off.

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rvsAYHGhd76phM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Woodworking-Plane.jpg)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Pip on October 17, 2009, 07:03:37 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Someone get that man some [bacon]!!!!
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 07:08:32 AM
Quote from: Statler on October 17, 2009, 06:57:18 AM
it doesn't take off.

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rvsAYHGhd76phM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Woodworking-Plane.jpg)

;D

Too many didn't get the 'spirit' of this thread. [evil]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 17, 2009, 07:18:20 AM
We've got spirit, yes we do!

We've got spirit, how 'bout you?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Statler on October 17, 2009, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 07:08:32 AM
;D

Too many didn't get the 'spirit' of this thread. [evil]

you're just too subtle.   

(almost typed that without laughing out loud...not quite).
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 07:52:37 AM
Quote from: Statler on October 17, 2009, 07:33:00 AM
you're just too subtle.   

(almost typed that without laughing out loud...not quite).
I'm glad you laughed...

Of all the things I've been accused of...

subtlety is not one of them. 8)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Langanobob on October 18, 2009, 04:20:09 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 07:52:37 AM
I'm glad you laughed...

Of all the things I've been accused of...

subtlety is not one of them. 8)

It will come with age.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ducpainter on October 18, 2009, 04:22:43 AM
Quote from: Langanobob on October 18, 2009, 04:20:09 AM
It will come with age.
I think not...

there isn't that much time left. ;)

edit...

or...

what you see is what you get.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: herm on October 18, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
it wont fly

(http://www.christiannicolson.co.nz/images/art/sculpture/zero.jpg)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 18, 2009, 05:26:28 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^


[clap]
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Monsterlover on October 18, 2009, 06:30:42 AM
Quote from: herm on October 18, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
it wont fly

(http://www.christiannicolson.co.nz/images/art/sculpture/zero.jpg)

Oh yes it will. . .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5114435/Plane-takes-off-without-pilot-at-vintage-airshow.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5114435/Plane-takes-off-without-pilot-at-vintage-airshow.html)
Title: Re: So...
Post by: superjohn on October 18, 2009, 06:39:53 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 18, 2009, 06:30:42 AM
Oh yes it will. . .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5114435/Plane-takes-off-without-pilot-at-vintage-airshow.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5114435/Plane-takes-off-without-pilot-at-vintage-airshow.html)

I told him not to park it on the conveyor belt.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Gator on July 08, 2013, 08:32:19 PM
It will take off because it is not being propelled by the wheels but by the prop. the speed of the wheels have no effect.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 08, 2013, 09:17:49 PM
And the award for the oldest resurrected thread....
Title: Re: So...
Post by: ungeheuer on July 08, 2013, 10:12:48 PM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on October 15, 2009, 10:45:09 PM
Statistically it`s proven that you can break off your thumb in your own asshole.....

Thanks for the... heads up  [thumbsup]

Title: Re: So...
Post by: duccarlos on July 09, 2013, 06:47:34 AM
Zombie thread of the month