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Title: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Spider on October 29, 2009, 02:34:29 AM
I took a quick photo this afternoon....look at that....that's pretty close to my old bike!

I mean there some small parts that are different....mirrors...and the clever thief put the pipes back to stock but....

just look....that's my girl!!!!

so....what should I do to the thief if I get my hands on them?????

I've enclosed the picture below, I took it as they absconded away (AGAIN!)

















































(http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss284/Spider_photo_lab/1DucBabe.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: FIFO on October 29, 2009, 02:44:03 AM

No Spider thats not it.
Thats my bike i let my girl friend take to to the shop to get some more beer [drink] [drink]
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Dannog on October 29, 2009, 02:49:10 AM
I'm sure you could think of something if you actually caught her. Looks like she's built for speed!
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Betty on October 29, 2009, 03:10:47 AM
Quote from: Spider on October 29, 2009, 02:34:29 AM
so....what should I do to the thief if I get my hands on them?????

Give them a good talking to about the benefits of appropriate ... err ... umm ... protection
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Dannog on October 29, 2009, 03:28:55 AM
Quote from: Betty on October 29, 2009, 03:10:47 AM
Give them a good talking to scalding about the benefits of appropriate ... err ... umm ... protection
I correct it for you Betty
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: heatherp on October 29, 2009, 03:31:50 AM
Quote from: Dannog on October 29, 2009, 03:28:55 AM
I correct it for you Betty


That's a bit harsh Dannog.  I think Spider would be happier scolding rather that burning.   [laugh] sorry ESL teacher in me escaping. Or are you really that sadistic??
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: bazz20 on October 29, 2009, 03:34:56 AM
bloody marry her and be one of those guys who punch above there waight or what ever that vb ad says  [bow_down]
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: mostro900 on October 29, 2009, 04:18:28 AM
you need to ask what to do ?????  :o  :P!
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Spider on October 29, 2009, 11:56:33 AM
Quote from: bazz20 on October 29, 2009, 03:34:56 AM
bloody marry her and be one of those guys who punch above there waight or what ever that vb ad says  [bow_down]

Bazz, I'm not punching above my weight there mate, I'm one gorgeous guy!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 12:26:17 PM
maybe take her aside and spank her for being naughty
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Two dogs on October 29, 2009, 12:35:38 PM
Wow Jukie you dyed your hair [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 12:44:40 PM
oohhh yeh i forgot to tell you guys and i have had a boob job too
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: CairnsDuc on October 29, 2009, 03:39:02 PM
As mentioned above, she really needs to be put over your knee and given a damn good spanking.

And if not that, I can think of something involving a french tickler, a chimp and 2 Gallons of warm Custard!  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Betty on October 29, 2009, 04:01:30 PM
Quote from: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 12:44:40 PM
oohhh yeh i forgot to tell you guys and i have had a boob job too

The good: I get to enjoy the weekend

The bad: Seriously curbed spending budget
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 04:02:59 PM
he he he
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: dragonworld. on October 29, 2009, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 12:44:40 PM
oohhh yeh i forgot to tell you guys and i have had a boob job too


SHOW ME!! SHOW ME!!   [cheeky] [evil] ;D
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: dragonworld. on October 29, 2009, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: CairnsDuc on October 29, 2009, 03:39:02 PM
As mentioned above, she really needs to be put over your knee and given a damn good spanking.

And if not that, I can think of something involving a french tickler, a chimp and 2 Gallons of warm Custard!  [cheeky]



And dont forget the feather duster!!!  ;D  Or if you are feeling REALLY kinky, use the whole chook.  [evil] [thumbsup]


Ve hef vays of making you talk, fraulein!  [evil] [evil] [evil]
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 11:48:08 PM
hmmm i sure you have dragon
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: bazz20 on October 30, 2009, 12:33:00 AM
Quote from: Spider on October 29, 2009, 11:56:33 AM
Bazz, I'm not punching above my weight there mate, I'm one gorgeous guy!  [thumbsup]
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif)
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Spider on October 30, 2009, 03:31:25 AM
boob jobs suck.

seriously

???
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Betty on October 30, 2009, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: Spider on October 30, 2009, 03:31:25 AM
boob jobs suck.

seriously

???

Did it hurt too much?

Or did it change your personality?

Did you think people lost respect for you?
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: ducatiz on October 30, 2009, 12:05:55 PM
ooo, i bet the seat is very nasty gonna need a good scrubbing..
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Spider on October 30, 2009, 02:09:51 PM
Quote from: Betty on October 30, 2009, 11:44:09 AM
Did it hurt too much?

Or did it change your personality?

Did you think people lost respect for you?

I'm used to being used as a sex object, women have been doing it to me for years.  :'(
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Ita on October 31, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Spider if you catch that girlie thief...

Tie her up and treat her like a farm animal or just go medieval on her. [thumbsup]

As for boob jobs...  I'm with you.   Never seen good one [puke]

Ita
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Jukie on October 31, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
So ita does that mean you would like too see a good one
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Ita on October 31, 2009, 10:40:28 PM
Quote from: Jukie on October 31, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
So ita does that mean you would like too see a good one

Let me think about that....   YES PLEASE   [cheeky]   

Ita
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: G on November 02, 2009, 07:03:48 PM
Nice boots!  :D
Title: Re: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....
Post by: Ita on November 02, 2009, 09:05:10 PM
Yawn....