Anybody want to share their favorite words... and definitions....
"Making the beast with two backs" - My favorite definition for this... "A bad word for a really good thing."
"Mother bear with cubs"
Nothing tougher or meaner than a mother bear with cubs, not something you want to experience. This term is used when working on something not easy.
Changing the spark plugs on my Lambo is a Mother bear with cubs!
"Full of more s**t than a Christmas turkey!" It was always one of my dad's favorites and it's certainly one of mine too.
Scott
"So full of crap your eyes are turning brown."
The Doc
"It is what it is"
Mantra of life.
"Its the cost of doing business."
The term usually following an accident or upset at work.
"I haven't had sex in so long my nose is running."
After . . . well lengthy forced abstinance. [cheeky]
Quote from: NEIKOS on May 30, 2008, 09:28:09 AM
"I haven't had sex in so long my nose is running."
After . . . well lengthy forced abstinance. [cheeky]
never heard that one... are you making that one up from personal experience? [laugh]
From an Aussie chick... "She'll have my guts for garters."
Hey, Ryan, since you started down the international route . . .
In Germany they like to say: "Zieh mir keine Wuerme aus der Nase!"
Literal translation: "Please, stop pulling worms out of my nose!" Meaning: stop grossing me out, stop torturing me, aggravating me, etc.
It's kind of similar to the other original German saying made famous in Wayne's World: "When monkeys fly out of my butt!!!".
Or in German: "Wenn Affen aus meine Arsch fliegen!"
I got lots of these sayings but have to keep it reasonably clean here for the kids sake. ;D
PS Veektor - come on, I know them Rooskies are foul mouthed little buggers! Whaddya got?
Quote from: ryandalling on May 30, 2008, 09:52:05 AM
never heard that one... are you making that one up from personal experience? [laugh]
From an Aussie chick... "She'll have my guts for garters."
Dude . . . NICE avatar! [clap]
Oh, and a friend dated a Jamaican chic for a while. He said once in awhile she'd scratch her nether region and say "My friend, she itches."
Was a short romance. He was afraid of his friend catching the itch. :o
"madder than a wet hen"
i always imagine a wet chicken rolling up her "sleeves" comin' to get me.
mom used to say that all the time, RIP.
dumber than a bag of pebbles.....
not foul, but gets the point across
"make the beast with two backss like a rabbit" - referring to Sheri in HS. Also "Dumb as a box rocks" - referring to Sheri in HS.
"Hotter than a witches tit in August." Conversely - "Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in December."
"Slower than molasses in winter"
"Stuck between a rock and a hard on." = Thank you Michael Keaton and "Gung Ho"
"Paper or plastic?" - Referencing an ugly girl you'd make the beast with two backs. Paper indicates a paper grocery bag you'd use to cover her face if you might want a second date and didn't care if she told anyone you'd make the beast with two backsed her. Plastic well . . . you get the idea.
"Fuctard" - Combined usage of make the beast with two backs head and retard. See also Miss Tracy :P
"The Lee twins" - referencing the sisters "Homely and Ugly".
"Pocahontas" (SP) - Slanderous term for some jackass you want to throw down with.
"Sacagewa' (SP) - Alternative to any cuss word you would use when children or woman you want to make the beast with two backs later is around.
"Cinderella" - Derogatory term for some jackass you want to dance AKS throw down with.