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Title: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: junior varsity on May 30, 2008, 05:26:03 AM
Apparently 'stunting' or otherwise manipulating a motorcycle without actually riding it is all the rage.

I blame cruisers back in the day for burnouts, but see the transition from cars that made it happen.

But idiots like this amuse the hell out of me.  [popcorn]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=33836438

Kind of like the video of the guy doing the same with a car, and is run over by his own idiocy. Post a link to that if you have it.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Scottish on May 30, 2008, 06:32:32 AM
Tool  [popcorn]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Count Desmo on May 30, 2008, 07:48:43 AM
Silly squid, gear is for riders.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: optiato on May 30, 2008, 08:01:32 AM
Now this is irony... I blocked myspace at my company because all of our users keep getting viruses from there.. .and now I can't watch the video. :(
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Duc Stamp on May 30, 2008, 08:04:41 AM
That was freaking awesome.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Grappa on May 30, 2008, 09:57:02 AM
This kind of stuff blows my mind.  I went to a motorcycle stunting show about a month ago, and the guys performing in the parking lot were only seperated from the large crowd of people watching by a piece of yellow police tape.  WTF?  If any of them had lost control, like the guy in the video, they would have taken out at least 10 people.  Audience members even had their little kids front and center.  I kept waiting to witness the makings of several Darwin Awards, yet thankfully nothing happened.  If you want to be a dummy, you need to do it in a wide open area, not a parking lot.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: junior varsity on May 30, 2008, 10:09:31 AM
You think he'd just...i dunno, let go of the throttle when it started getting away from him.  Wearing full gear makes one think he might have some type of riding experience, but he just leaves his bearclaw wrapped around the throttle as it hurtles towards a car.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: VisceralReaction on May 30, 2008, 10:25:10 AM
Also as you fall you would just wind the throttle open wider too.
That was just great, I love the other guy looking at him, giving him the "you dumbass" look
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: lucazuma on May 30, 2008, 10:29:21 AM
Quote from: ato memphis on May 30, 2008, 10:09:31 AM
[...]Wearing full gear makes one think he might have some type of riding experience, [...]


...thats what WAY too many people think
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 30, 2008, 10:30:50 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on May 30, 2008, 10:25:10 AM
Also as you fall you would just wind the throttle open wider too.
That was just great, I love the other guy looking at him, giving him the "you dumbass" look

I thought he was checking to see if his bike was ok.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Smiling End on May 30, 2008, 11:09:15 AM
Quote from: Grappa on May 30, 2008, 09:57:02 AM
This kind of stuff blows my mind.  I went to a motorcycle stunting show about a month ago, and the guys performing in the parking lot were only seperated from the large crowd of people watching by a piece of yellow police tape.  WTF?  If any of them had lost control, like the guy in the video, they would have taken out at least 10 people.  Audience members even had their little kids front and center.  I kept waiting to witness the makings of several Darwin Awards, yet thankfully nothing happened.  If you want to be a dummy, you need to do it in a wide open area, not a parking lot.

Were you hoping for something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE)
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Grappa on May 30, 2008, 11:30:21 AM
Quote from: Smiling End on May 30, 2008, 11:09:15 AM
Were you hoping for something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE)

Yeah, something alot like that!   [evil]  [laugh]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: CountGreffi on May 30, 2008, 11:58:13 AM
I was at the Hooters last night in Union, NJ on Route 22. Apparently this is a big hang out spot for bikers. Well typical mix of Gixxers, Honda's, Yamaha's, one 1098 S, one Speed Triple and Triumph 675, and one MV Augusta Brutale (which makes my bike look lame). I think the whole place was swarming with squids. I don't know if it's to look cool, but these guys were doing endo's in the parking lot. I know this sounds bad, but sometimes I wish these kids (I'm 25 so still young but hey) WOULD crash when I see them. I'm not a malicious person, but I feel like you need to learn the hard way sometimes. But maybe 3 guys out of 100 had riding boots. I'd say little under a half had Air Force Ones or some type of sneaker, rest had Timberlands. I just don't get riding without the right gear. Anyway anyone near me should come out so I don't feel so out of place on a Monster.
cg
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Pakhan on May 30, 2008, 12:13:43 PM
At least he was wearing full gear when he hit the car  ;D

CountGreffi, I know that hooters night in union.  It's an interesting crowd, I went once long ago.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: junior varsity on May 30, 2008, 12:13:55 PM
you must go stompin' in yo AF1's my man.

I also hope for carnage, but that is everything, not just squids (even home shopping ads - look up the sword guy and the ladder guy).

If I witness somebody trying to 'stunt' and it goes badly for them, I do plan on pointing, laughing, and generally making a scene. Then again, I'm a large mammal and am not worried about any ensuing confrontation.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: ROBsS4R on May 30, 2008, 01:36:30 PM

This is a derby but I love this these 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S3eyemwTky8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S3eyemwTky8)

http://www.youtube.com/v/YztB8me2sV0&rel=1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/YztB8me2sV0&rel=1)
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: CountGreffi on May 30, 2008, 01:56:27 PM
Quote from: Pakhan on May 30, 2008, 12:13:43 PM
At least he was wearing full gear when he hit the car  ;D

CountGreffi, I know that hooters night in union.  It's an interesting crowd, I went once long ago.

Sorry to get off point/topic. But yes I was one of the fewer drops of milk in that cup of coffee (if anyone gets my drift). They all had rider vests that said their "Blank Blank Motorcycle Club" on it, but no leather jackets. It's all about fashion over functionality. But I think it's just as squidly to see someone all geared out looking like they are gonna hit the track, and they go to Starbucks. It's become to the point where guys get bikes to get pu$$y. That's what it seems like these guys are doing. Not saying all are like that, and most of us probably aren't. But it's doing something just to do it. These guys don't take their bikes to the track, and push it to the limits. They wanna look cool, and that puts a bad taste in the populations mouth when they think of motorcycle riders.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: NAKID on May 30, 2008, 03:13:06 PM
You would think common sense would kick in and he would pul in the clutch.  [roll]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: SolidSnake3035 on May 30, 2008, 04:03:55 PM
I'm going to keep my burn-outs confined to my videogames...  [thumbsup]

By the way, those videos are great.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: printman on May 30, 2008, 05:50:20 PM
Isn't that the new superman maneuver?


Superlame, I mean "Superbike" here we come.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: DCXCV on May 30, 2008, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on May 30, 2008, 01:36:30 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S3eyemwTky8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S3eyemwTky8)


"Your dad's gonna be pissed off at you"  understatement?  Banging it off the rev limiter in neutral rules!!!
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Ducatiloo on May 30, 2008, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: printman on May 30, 2008, 05:50:20 PM
Isn't that the new superman maneuver?


Superlame, I mean "Superbike" here we come.  [laugh]

Hey that is a very informative mag  [coffee]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: printman on May 30, 2008, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on May 30, 2008, 06:25:14 PM
Hey that is a very informative mag  [coffee]

I meant the stunta show  [thumbsup] on speed
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Ducatiloo on May 30, 2008, 06:46:03 PM
Quote from: printman on May 30, 2008, 06:31:58 PM
I meant the stunta show  [thumbsup] on speed

Yep Tivo is full with the shows  ;D
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: eltristo on May 30, 2008, 07:21:11 PM
This is quick and lovely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwCEx4ZB30&feature=related


Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Wonked on May 30, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: elTristo on May 30, 2008, 07:21:11 PM
This is quick and lovely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwCEx4ZB30&feature=related




That one sickens me. She had to have been hurt pretty badly.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Kaveh on May 30, 2008, 08:46:16 PM
Quote from: Wonked on May 30, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
That one sickens me. She had to have been hurt pretty badly.

I remember when this first started circulating moto forums.  She posted pictures of herself a few days after, really bad road rash [puke] .  It's a shame too because she was hawt  :-\
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: ROBsS4R on May 30, 2008, 08:52:22 PM

She was stupid to get on the bike with out gear but it makes it worse since the A Hole tossed her off.  [bang]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Dareduc on May 30, 2008, 08:53:15 PM
Dude!... you guys just don't know... that is the new sport bike version of the "SUPERMAN".... unfortunately the car played kryptonite.  [laugh]  that was great... but i hope he is ok
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Grappa on May 30, 2008, 10:14:48 PM
If that was my daughter, I would have given that guy one hell of an ass-WHOOPIN!  Then I would have back-handed her for being so stupid to...1) hang out with that guy and, 2) wearing a tank-top and jeans on a moto. 

I also saw the after photos of her, and she WAS hot.  Emphasis on the "WAS."

It's one thing to be reckless on a motorcycle, but to do it when you have a passenger   ???  [roll]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Augustus on May 31, 2008, 12:30:46 PM
It's idiots like this that are going to get the cops and general public to hate motorcycles.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: CountGreffi on May 31, 2008, 01:22:34 PM
For some odd reason, I love watching these videos. It's as if I get to see the parts I only wish I could see, but don't. That chick flopped like a bag of beans. I kept replaying it, and replaying it. Oh it's too much. You guys keep posting these great vids. Good forum, I've noticed a lot of people joining in. There is this one video on YouTube is someone can find it, with these guys from Boston teaching their friend to ride and he 12's it. Priceless video. Forum should have a thread soley for these video's and it should be stickied. I'd label it either "Idiots-R-Us", "The Adventures of Squidly", "The Many Adventures of Squidly", "Squidly and Friends", "The Amazing Squidly" or just plain "S.Q.U.I.D.S. (Don't try this at home)"
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Kroe on May 31, 2008, 02:48:59 PM

One more... full gear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKsPqvwG-U&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKsPqvwG-U&feature=related)
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: ROBsS4R on May 31, 2008, 03:59:42 PM

What a stupid way to ruin a nice bike  [bang]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: mdriver on May 31, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
Quote from: Kroe on May 31, 2008, 02:48:59 PM
One more... full gear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKsPqvwG-U&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKsPqvwG-U&feature=related)

Guess he damaged his helmet in the crash, as it seems he can't get it off his head. ;)
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Grappa on May 31, 2008, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Kroe on May 31, 2008, 02:48:59 PM
One more... full gear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKsPqvwG-U&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKsPqvwG-U&feature=related)


Anybody speak German?  Care to translate?  Hey Chipo, you speak German don't ya?  How about some subtitles!  ;)
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: jagstang on May 31, 2008, 06:50:41 PM
Quote from: Kroe on May 31, 2008, 02:48:59 PM
One more... full gear.


Nice of them to put "Ducati" front and center- draggin' a good name through the mud, I tell ya!
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: mstevens on May 31, 2008, 06:54:53 PM
Injuries:
Torn right shoulder muscle.
Nerve damage in right leg.
Mild concussion.

"Boris"
Despite accident, plans to ride again.

If there was any audio, I rarely listen to it so haven't translated. I imagine it would say he's a reckless dipshit with lousy judgment, poor riding skills, and incredible luck.
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Ducatiloo on May 31, 2008, 07:04:15 PM
He slid very well  it a 10  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Fail. (Squid Content)
Post by: Grappa on May 31, 2008, 07:07:09 PM
Quote from: mstevens on May 31, 2008, 06:54:53 PM


If there was any audio, I rarely listen to it so haven't translated. I imagine it would say he's a reckless dipshit with lousy judgment, poor riding skills, and incredible luck.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]