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Title: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 16, 2010, 10:17:59 PM
RAT900 checking in.

Glad to see my user name was still available from the Walt Disney Board

What the hell went on over there?....even the respectable unbanned members moved out?

How is this site...will I get banned quickly?   [laugh]

I see Howie is over here...Howie we need to hit the EAR

Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: stopintime on March 16, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
To answer your question - a small selection of ongoing threads.....

Inane ramblings to avoid thread jacking
The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread
Cafe build...beginning?
M1100 Under Seat Exhaust - Its official.
Broke up with the GF

;D What do you think?


Welcome back home [thumbsup]
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 03:16:59 AM
Welcome home...

This might prove somewhat enlightening.... ;D

VS headquarters on the DML (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV7bSXSkOI8&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 03:38:17 AM
Brilliance!!! I am CRYING!!! Thank you!!!....they know how Rupert Murdoch felt when he bought MySpace

now an abandoned amusement park...

rusting by the side of the Virtual Highway

I am glad to see so many of the old names here

Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 03:41:30 AM
...and we're glad to see you.

It is a bit odd...you were just mentioned a few days ago and lo and behold...

you appear.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 04:13:45 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 03:41:30 AM
...and we're glad to see you.

It is a bit odd...you were just mentioned a few days ago and lo and behold...

you appear.

Enjoy.

Ahhh that is what I call the "dog whistle" effect....high frequency thought energy traveling above the normal range of hearing... I have go lick my balls for a while now [laugh]
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 04:13:45 AM
Ahhh that is what I call the "dog whistle" effect....high frequency thought energy traveling above the normal range of hearing... I have go lick my balls for a while now [laugh]
We're all a bit jealous of that ability.
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 04:39:54 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 04:23:35 AM
We're all a bit jealous of that ability.

Yeah I got tired of watching the dog have all the fun working himself over

and recalled what my father used to say:  "If you want a job done right....do it yourself"
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: KnightofNi on March 17, 2010, 05:19:44 AM
as i said before, welcome back!

to ansdwer your question...yes, you can get banned from here, but it's a bit harder.
ducpainter however, will occasionally get cantankerous and start telling people to get off his lawn. [laugh]
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: Howie on March 17, 2010, 06:37:27 AM
Great to see you here!  Yeah, we need to get together.  I stopped going to the EAR, but for you I will make an exception.  Beer is on me [drink]

The old board?  They promoted me to Super Mod, whatever that is and wouldn't let me resign. The only reasonable option was to get banned!  
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: Spidey on March 17, 2010, 07:05:04 AM
Hey Rat.  Good to see ya.   [thumbsup]  As you can see, it's obviously all howie's fault the old/other board (referred to as TOB) went to shit.   ;D
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: somegirl on March 17, 2010, 07:29:36 AM
Welcome, glad you finally made your way over here. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
Thanks to all of you for the warm welcome...I have been off the boards and bikes for a spell and was largely focused on resurrecting the Asheville NC house from nearly a century of neglect.....it timed out perfectly with the housing market collapse <laughing>   all hard labor served down South was voluntary...(and no Spidey,,,, I am NOT a registered sex offender now out on parole  :-*)

Currently shopping for another Cagiva era 900 to rehab and run....of course I waited until springtime to look for a bike .....like all the other half-wit lemmings I pretend to think I am brighter than....instead of picking up an end of season deal in 09

I sold The Rat bike to a guy out east here to fund my roof and gutter system down in A-ville....guy had more cash than brains or Duc knowledge....he had no idea what he got in the way of a refined and tricked Monster...

he just new it was the machine that would grant him complete absolution for any sins or shortcomings of his pre-Rat owning life...he had good instincts

Good Lord do I ever miss that operatic sound blowing out the pipes....and whenever I hear one of our beloved puppies approaching I just stop what I am doing and wait for it to come into visual range...and sometimes I will see the guy or gal get on it and spin that twin up into the hell-chorus that gives me goosebumps

The wife asked me if I missed having The Rat, I shrugged...she said "well your helmet is still in the closet so I know you're not done"....she sure does have my number

It is time to saddle up again  [beer]

Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: Spidey on March 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
(and no Spidey,,,, I am NOT a registered sex offender now out on parole  :-*)

Then explain how I got two hits in NC when I searched the national database for "Rat."   ;D
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 11:09:19 PM
Quote from: Spidey on March 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM
Then explain how I got two hits in NC when I searched the national database for "Rat."   ;D

Those were my 1st cousins dammit!!!
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: swampduc on March 18, 2010, 05:24:08 AM
Welcome, Rat. I've heard so much about you. Most of it bad, of course  [cheeky]
any pictures of said rat bike?
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 18, 2010, 05:58:43 AM
Thanks swampduc

Oh I think there's still a pile of them over on TOB....let me see if they are still there and I will try posting a link to the bad place  :)

Zltfl originally started the thread below:

http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/general-monster-forum/138902-official-900-only-porn-thread-10.html (http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/general-monster-forum/138902-official-900-only-porn-thread-10.html)

pages 10 and 11 have a run down on the bike and some residual picture links that work if you're still registered and logged in there ..

if someone knows how to move them over here,,well knock yerself out...I am a cut and paste webtard
Title: Re: So Is This The New Site?
Post by: RAT900 on March 20, 2010, 12:26:30 AM
Quote from: swampduc on March 18, 2010, 05:24:08 AM
Welcome, Rat. I've heard so much about you. Most of it bad, of course  [cheeky]
any pictures of said rat bike?

Okay I crept over there and pulled these out......they killed most of the good detail shots I had posted :-/  I was very fond of my dangerously un-mannish near-pink el cheapo clip ons...and the useless Ducati Disco-light blinking tachometer...notice the background in the second shot....no front shrubs....you ride like I did/do you tend to start hating shrubs, the sight the feel and yes...the taste of them  ;D

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/Rat9001.jpg)
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/Rat900012.jpg)