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Title: Straight Dogs
Post by: TresGatos on June 21, 2010, 05:50:04 PM
I've run over two so far. First one on a fat cruiser at
low speed. Me on the cruiser. About a 30lb dog that
ran in front of the front wheel. All I felt was a mushy
bump and heard a yelping dog scrambling away.
Bike was stable the whole time.  ???

Sunday, I now think a smaller one missed the front
tire and hit the front manifold. No worries on my part.
Stable again.

Conclusion: upright collision may not be too worrisome.
In a lean: all bets are off.

Good thing dogs don't fly [popcorn]
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: fastwin on June 21, 2010, 06:14:41 PM
Got that s#@t right! [laugh]
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: Jester on June 21, 2010, 08:47:47 PM
(http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/cats/355_hit-the-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: RichD on June 22, 2010, 04:10:06 AM
I've never hit a stray dog, but I have hit opossums, armadillos, squirrels...
On one trip I even shucked a turtle out of his shell and shot it at RonR!  ;D
Just stay "loose" on the controls and all will be fine -even when leaned over.

The bike is inherently stable.  What YOU do can make the beast with two backs it up, over-reacting, etc...

This rule doesn't apply to big dogs, burrows, mules, cows...
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: DucVixenReturns on June 22, 2010, 07:25:41 AM
Luckily they were straight.  Ramming a homosexual dog would just be disturbing.
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: mstevens on June 22, 2010, 07:30:11 AM
Quote from: Rhubarb on June 22, 2010, 07:25:41 AM
Luckily they were straight.  Ramming a homosexual dog would just be disturbing.

Huh, huh, huh... He said "ramming."
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: muskrat on June 22, 2010, 11:34:38 AM
Quote from: Rhubarb on June 22, 2010, 07:25:41 AM
Luckily they were straight.  Ramming a homosexual dog would just be disturbing.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: greenohawk69 on June 22, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Rhubarb on June 22, 2010, 07:25:41 AM
Luckily they were straight.  Ramming a homosexual dog would just be disturbing.

Worse yet would be rear ending the dog.   ;)
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: Ronr on June 22, 2010, 07:17:42 PM
Turtles are not as sturdy as one might think
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: Cher on June 23, 2010, 04:54:10 AM

And freshly flat armadillos are a LOT more slippery than you'd think, especially if you're cranked over in a corner.  Slimy plated little bastards.  (I know, I know; after alll the nice things they said about me.)
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: CajunR on June 23, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
I guess I've been lucky in this regard... so far. (Knock on wood.)  The only inter-species contact I've had while riding involved insects... most memorable was an extremely juicy grasshopper that somehow splatted from one side of my visor all the way to the other side.  I think I even heard it go SPLAT when it hit...  :-X
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: fastwin on June 23, 2010, 12:53:04 PM
Turkeys don't make a SPLAT sound. More of a THUD.
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: muskrat on June 23, 2010, 01:06:59 PM
Quote from: fastwin on June 23, 2010, 12:53:04 PM
Turkeys don't make a SPLAT sound. More of a THUD.

did you hit one?  [popcorn]
Title: Re: Straight Dogs
Post by: Pinocchio on June 23, 2010, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Rhubarb on June 22, 2010, 07:25:41 AM
Luckily they were straight.  Ramming a homosexual dog would just be disturbing.
Australian guide dog mistaken for poofter, refused service by homophobic Thai restaurant:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/26/gay-dog-refused-entry-to_n_552543.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/26/gay-dog-refused-entry-to_n_552543.html)
Fair dinkum....