We now know what everybody likes to eat yada yada yada.
Lets talk about what foods you hate or better yet, don't "agree" with you.
I like just about everything. Sometimes that can be a problem. Spicy food is awesome but sometimes I rethink that after the gastrointestinal repercussions.
This thread was inspired by a single, dark chocolate chunk cookie, manufactured by an Evil company name Kashi! Triple double before noon, it was ugly!
Looking forward to some commiseration! [thumbsup]
Milk and Cheese
I love the nectar of cow
but
It works better on my insides than Kleen-strip works on spray paint
I used to have Lactose intolerance. My wife talked me into having it and I had it BAD!
For a year, even a single spoon of ice cream would send people running to the other side of the ice cream shop within minutes. I had to make an emergency roadside delivery after splitting a bottled coffee with said wife. It was hideous!
Within 15 minute of injesting the cow venom, if there wasnt a toilet around, I was in trouble.
One day I said to myself, I like milk, I like ice cream....started off in small controlled doses and cured my intolerance.
If I keep it in my system constantly I'm fine
but
the first 2 days is horrid and usually enough to make me not eat it for awhile
then pizza or fried ravioli or a bowl of cereal calls my name and I have to stay withing a certain proximity to either indoor plumbing or outside privacy
Yogurt helps
Cheerios and milk....deadly heartburn
green red or yellow Bell peppers in any presentation will send my stomach into acid rebellion
anything else I am pretty much a garbage disposal unit
Bell peppers and cukes make me eat them over and over.
Good thing I like them.
cream cheese because back in high school a friend (don't you love friends?) snuck up behind me and smashed a bagel with cream cheese on the back of my head. Even after washing my hair numerous times in a bathroom sink, the smell of cream cheese was in my nose all day. Sickens me to think about it.
diet soda plus one hour=intestinal violence
was lactose intolerant as a kid but I guess it sort of went away
everything with gluten in it.... which is like everything
[laugh]
Large amounts of sugar. We're talking a regular soda's worth of sugar and I am sick.
JM
The smell of pancakes or grape jelly both make me gag. I grew up really poor, and that's about all we had to eat many, many nights.
Red peppers and eggplant both hate me, even though I love them.
im with rgramjet, anyhting milk will send me to the toliet instantly. ive been trying to control it by introducing small doses so atleast my body wont think there is a masive invasion of cow venom. an its just a slow introduction to this death liquid.,
Cooked greens. I can find them hidden or tucked away in any food. The sight on my plate makes me want to vomit. Collards, chard, spinach, etc. None of them for me.
I had an unfortunate childhood event with greens that has scared me to this day.
Bellpeppers. They're good if I want to clear out a room with all of the methane gas that I produce as a result of consuming them.
Green bell peppers. They give me horrible burbs until they pass to the intestines.
and Capers. Just too sour.
Roast turkey makes me faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart.
Thanksgiving is rather boisterous and smelly a few hours after the event.
Quote from: redxblack on July 03, 2010, 07:02:42 AM
The smell of pancakes or grape jelly both make me gag. I grew up really poor, and that's about all we had to eat many, many nights.
I had PB & grape jelly for lunch every single day from kindergarten until 5th grade. I HATE it now and I hated it then. The thought of it makes me want to throw up.
Halfway through 5th grade during breakfast one morning I freaked out and screamed "I make the beast with two backsing hate grape jelly" out of nowhere. I got smacked across the face, but I got strawberry jelly after that. [bacon]
I will not eat a PB&J sandwich ever again.
I tried chocolate covered fruit from Harry and David once. It gave me the worst diarrhea and resulting exhaustion/dehyration EVER. That was the one and only time I ate anything from that store.
Quote from: Vindingo on July 03, 2010, 09:20:56 AM
I had PB & grape jelly for lunch every single day from kindergarten until 5th grade. I HATE it now and I hated it then. The thought of it makes me want to throw up.
Halfway through 5th grade during breakfast one morning I freaked out and screamed "I make the beast with two backsing hate grape jelly" out of nowhere. I got smacked across the face, but I got strawberry jelly after that. [bacon]
I will not eat a PB&J sandwich ever again.
LOLOL reminds me of my friend and breadfruit but the exact opposite way. His family used to refuse to eat it cause it was a mark of the old slavery days, then one day there was nothing to eat but breadfruit and after a few days of resisting it, he starved and loved it ever since.
Quote from: Mother on July 03, 2010, 01:50:25 AM
If I keep it in my system constantly I'm fine
but
the first 2 days is horrid and usually enough to make me not eat it for awhile
then pizza or fried ravioli or a bowl of cereal calls my name and I have to stay withing a certain proximity to either indoor plumbing or outside privacy
Yogurt helps
Sucks since the fried ravioli is soooooo good.
I'll buy more yogurt for you.
I can't stand peanuts and peanut butter, the smell turns my stomach and makes me want to vomit. So much so that I've never had a PB&J sandwich.
Dairy here as well...a combination of severe lactose intolerance and allergy. Makes things real fun when I get some by mistake. Part of the reason I decided to go vegan.
Chocolate (even vegan chocolate), I don't feel very good after eating it, probably why I don't like it anymore.
Lemon tea - this one is just psychosomatic, I once got really sick (103+ fever) a couple of hours after drinking a big cup of lemon tea and now I associate it with being sick. Funny, it is the only kind of tea that MrI drinks.
Fresh figs taste so good that I will eat them until I get sick, so I avoid buying them.
Quote from: JBubble on July 03, 2010, 10:03:24 AMI can't stand peanuts and peanut butter, the smell turns my stomach and makes me want to vomit. So much so that I've never had a PB&J sandwich.
What about other kinds of nut butters, like almond butter. AB&J?
Quote from: somegirl on July 03, 2010, 10:07:54 AM
What about other kinds of nut butters, like almond butter. AB&J?
Other nuts are generally ok, as long as they don't smell really strong. I like Nutella...
W,henever i have cereal with milk of magnesia, i shit my pants.
Lettuce, I keep burping up the stuff for hours afterwards. Most green leafy vegies do that to me.
Peanut Butter, Just the smell is enough to turn my Stomach! [puke]
Krispy Kreme Donuts, They give me the Squirt's so bad I'd swear I was going to break the Porcelain!
Quote from: He Man on July 03, 2010, 10:42:43 AM
W,henever i have cereal with milk of magnesia, i shit my pants.
well if sharting yourself is the goal, then I think you have found a winning "sure-fire" formula
I'm generally ok with pretty much any food, but pineapple will cause very bad things to happen. Lips burn, tongue swells, throat closes, eyes just about pop out... :P
I have to be careful with sundried tomatoes. Too many and I'm sitting on the porcelain throne. Same thing with too much coffee on an empty stomach.
isnt black coffee great for clearing the system out?
Fresh tomatoes and I disagree on many points. Philosophical, political, gastronomical. It is why I only like to eat them when properly killed and cooked.
Does bourbon count as food? My very first buzz came courtesy of Old Forester - this was actually a good experience. The bad came when my friend and I made a mostly bourbon-based concoction that we cobbled together called "raiding Josh's dad's bar in 30 seconds or less". When it repeated on me, it was the bourbon/bile combination that made an indelible, lifelong impression. Also champagne. It strenuously disagrees with me when I insist that I don't need to wake up with a hangover so bad that I am suicidal.
After eating dog, monkey, and horse meat burgers, nothing disagrees with me. ;)
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 03, 2010, 09:06:04 PM
After eating dog, monkey, and horse meat burgers, nothing disagrees with me. ;)
clearly you have never dined excessively at White Castle ;D
Quote from: RAT900 on July 03, 2010, 09:32:26 PM
clearly you have never dined excessively at White Castle ;D
Had some double cheese Krystal's tonite. :D
Quote from: He Man on July 03, 2010, 12:55:07 PM
isnt black coffee great for clearing the system out?
One cup: I'm fine.
Two cups: OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE TO POOP!
Quote from: il d00d on July 03, 2010, 08:57:48 PM
Does bourbon count as food?
Absolutely!!
It is at its best served as a salad substitute
especially when the evening's menu plan calls for White Castle Slider entree
proper palate conditioning for the meal is ensured by liberal repeated servings of Tap Beer aperitif at initial seating
and the following morning...when you are so hungover that even your hair hurts...do not...I repeat DO NOT attempt to pass gas...
while lying in bed moaning like a medieval battlefield casualty
this is a dangerous game called Rectal Roulette wherein you never know if there is a live round in the chamber...
instead err to the side of caution and move to the throne room,
seat yourself and ponder which is exploding more egregiously...your head or your ass
I love strawberries and pineapple, but whenever I eat them I get holes in my mouth within a few days. Too much raw tomato does the same thing. Sucks.
Interesting dislikes. One of my favorite Saturday afternoon snacks is PB&J(or honey) with a big glass of milk and a big plate of cut carrots and green peppers.
White Castle don't both me, but my wife has been known to leave the room after I indulge. [evil]
My dislike/problem food is cheap beer and mayonnaise. Not convenient as there is a conspiracy in the US to get us to eat Mayo. Sure fire way to get double mayo on a sandwich is to ask them to leave it off. [puke]
The only food that I cannot eat is absolutely everything cooked by my ex. I had never seen anyone burn a boiled egg until we married....Still that just goes to prove that there really is a first time for everything!
Happy July fourth!
BGB
Coconut...
Causes all sorts of little problems, like not being able to breath.
Sadly, my SO "accidently" gives me something with coconut in it about once a year.
Last month it was soap with coconut oil as the second ingredient. By the time I got to work, I looked like a mutant with leprosy. I actually have a scar where my watch sort of rubbed it in.
Stupid coconut...
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 03, 2010, 09:06:04 PM
After eating dog, monkey, and horse meat burgers, nothing disagrees with me. ;)
well, after porcupine, dried fish, marara (goat stomach linings), african fruit bat sauce, field rat sauce, fried grasshoppers and grubs, I could almost say the same, but balut is just nasty
I am dying to try Balut!
Quote from: He Man on July 03, 2010, 12:55:07 PM
isnt black coffee great for clearing the system out?
Coffee is a stimulant that makes you have bowel movements, not necessarily a laxative.
Just like nicotine can be.
I really don't have any foods that instantly and always give me the shits. I will get it from random stuff at times.
However, I think I have some reaction to that disinfectant rinse some restaurants use on lettuce.
We'd always go for pizza at this place and I could barely make it back to work before having severe issues.
It only happened when I had the salad, so the next time we went there I inquired their process and they did use some sort of disinfectant rinse on the lettuce.
I try to eat at places that I know do not use it purely based on my skewed opinion of the joint.
I used to be able to eat anything, in any amounts that I wanted (I used to be a weed smoker). Now, everything kicks my a$$. I absolutely love Pizza and soda, preferably an all meat pizza, but if I eat it after about 1 in the afternoon, I'll be burping it up at 2 the next morning. Actually, anything with Tomato sauce in it. Love spaghetti, too, but later in the day, it will kill me that night.
Now it's the purple pill, or omeprazole, or tums, or rolaids. I can't believe how many pills I take now. And most don't do a damn thing.
Scallops.
Not deadly but I feel like I'm dying even if a microscopic drop of its juice is ingested.
With the exception of a bad batch of oysters that put me in a hospital near Westchester County, no other seafood causes any issues, fortunately!
Quote from: RAT900 on July 03, 2010, 10:09:22 PM
seat yourself and ponder which is exploding more egregiously...your head or your ass
We USED to have wicker waste baskets in our bathrooms. Until such an event. Now, its all plastic, all the time!
Cantelope. Give it a couple hours and I'm in serious need of a throne.
Carrots make my mouth and throat itch lke crazy, and I get small lumps (hives?) on my lips. Luckily I don't like carrots too much anyway.
Really spicy food...esapecially Thai & Indian...can have serious, almost immediate, consequences. Think Along Came Polly. Unfortunately I really like spicy food. :'(
Nothing used to bother me. Then I got Salmonella from chicken wings in college. Nothing has been the same since. :(
thats because it wast salmonella. They invaded your body with nanorobots.
Quote from: Triple J on July 05, 2010, 08:28:07 AM
...Then I got Salmonella from chicken wings in college. Nothing has been the same since. :(
I dunno if it was the nanobots, some lingering issue with salmonella, or simply age
but
I never had much issue with any food until I got it one summer
now I would describe my gastrointestinal fortitude as
delicate
red wine makes my face turn red and then i [puke]
What is the time frame between intake and expulsion of red wine? Is it a wine delivery problem, ie too much? Or does it also happen under lean conditions?
Red wine keeps me up more than caffeine ever has or will.
my face turning red is progressive, and i heave ho within the hour...
i can drink white wines without incidence
i initially thought it was the combination of red wine and red sauce (marinara) that was the culprit since i could not eat marinara as a kid without barfing
and to torture myself... i married an italian [laugh]
within the last say 3 years I have found that any amount of alcohol will produce a blinding headache
it is pretty intermittent
some nights I can kill a fifth of V/T's and others a single drink of beer will sideline me for the evening
Guy I work with says he is allergic to alcohol and that is a symptom
various medical folk claim there is no such thing
either way it has effectively calmed the beast within from performing various feats of stupid
Liver
Quote from: Mother on July 06, 2010, 03:49:02 AM
within the last say 3 years I have found that any amount of alcohol will produce a blinding headache
it is pretty intermittent
some nights I can kill a fifth of V/T's and others a single drink of beer will sideline me for the evening
Guy I work with says he is allergic to alcohol and that is a symptom
various medical folk claim there is no such thing
either way it has effectively calmed the beast within from performing various feats of stupid
one of my best friends is allergic to alcohol....
Dairy is killer..i can't have to much sugar(sodas,candy) i get massive headaches...
and i can't eat any fast food..i will be crying and sleeping(it just knocks me out)
I CAN NOT eat anything deep fried. It ruins my life each time. If I eat something fried, I can't even make it out of the restraunt sometimes. Or I'll have to find a nice little grove of trees to visit on the ride home. It's miserable.
by the way....I love friend shrimps and oysters [laugh]
Quote from: Mother on July 05, 2010, 09:54:45 PM
I dunno if it was the nanobots, some lingering issue with salmonella, or simply age
but
I never had much issue with any food until I got it one summer
now I would describe my gastrointestinal fortitude as
delicate
Yup.
I was told by a gastro doctor that a leading theory for long term digestion problems (i.e. IBS) is that the system has been messed up by some form of bacterial infection (Salmonella, e-coli, etc). Even after the person recovers, many tend to have overly sensitive systems after that.
Lovely. :P
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 06, 2010, 03:14:38 AM
my face turning red is progressive, and i heave ho within the hour...
i can drink white wines without incidence
i initially thought it was the combination of red wine and red sauce (marinara) that was the culprit since i could not eat marinara as a kid without barfing
and to torture myself... i married an italian [laugh]
It's probably the phosphates in the wine.
Try taking an ant-acid before drinking red wine and see if the problem goes away..............
It works for those that get the infamous "red wine headache"
I originally thought this thread was "Fools that DONT agree with you" at first glance
an imperious position...but potentially a fun topic
Quote from: Le Pirate on July 06, 2010, 08:06:04 AM
I CAN NOT eat anything deep fried. It ruins my life each time. If I eat something fried, I can't even make it out of the restraunt sometimes. Or I'll have to find a nice little grove of trees to visit on the ride home. It's miserable.
by the way....I love friend shrimps and oysters [laugh]
Have you ever had your gall bladder tested?
For some reason beyond my medical knowledge, the gall bladder has something to do with the metabolizing and how fried food breaks down in your system. Issues surrounding that could lead to you always having a bad reaction to fried food
or
you eat a really low fat diet and any sort of grease just lights you up.
Oh yeah.........loaded cheese fries at Outback will destroy me as well.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 06, 2010, 08:58:35 AM
Oh yeah.........loaded cheese fries at Outback will destroy me as well.
make the beast with two backsing Outback...they can kiss my ass...their food is nukenated crap...never going there again...goddam prime rib I could have stitched to the bottom of my boot and gotten a lifetime of wear out of...(no I do not send things back to the chef...EVER)
and the Blooming Onion...oh my make the beast with two backsing god....my colon could not have been in worse shape if they had simply shoved that hot grease-drenched thing directly up my ass...I was literally down for 2 days
Every time I hear that goddam bad fake Aussie accent on TV I start twitching
Frosty from Wendy's. Delivers a terrible punch to my stomach, my toilet and any nose nearby.
JM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 06, 2010, 10:23:14 AM
make the beast with two backsing Outback...they can kiss my ass...their food is nukenated crap...never going there again...goddam prime rib I could have stitched to the bottom of my boot and gotten a lifetime of wear out of...(no I do not send things back to the chef...EVER)
and the Blooming Onion...oh my make the beast with two backsing god....my colon could not have been in worse shape if they had simply shoved that hot grease-drenched thing directly up my ass...I was literally down for 2 days
Every time I hear that goddam bad fake Aussie accent on TV I start twitching
Agreed on all points.
Their steak sucks.
Fosters is not Australian.
The accent in the commercials is cheesy
And that blooming onion is a great way to relieve constipation.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 06, 2010, 08:58:35 AM
Have you ever had your gall bladder tested?
For some reason beyond my medical knowledge, the gall bladder has something to do with the metabolizing and how fried food breaks down in your system. Issues surrounding that could lead to you always having a bad reaction to fried food
interesting...I may have to look into this.
I've just always taken as a good excuse to eat a little more healthy. Keeps me out of most fast food places.
I'm curious about the bacterial infection theory. In all honesty, I have an extremely sensitive stomach. There are MANY things that'll set me off.
Strangely, when I lived stateside and in my last 2 visits (3 weeks each time) my digestion was just awesome. I could eat ANYTHING and I was ok.
When I lived in the UK and every time I go to visit, I´m not well after the first day. Must be something everywhere and every restaurant uses that just doesn´t go well with me.
In Spain, the last 10 years, Ive been perfect. I can´t eat chillies, I never could without getting ill.
Must be either all in my head or the water. ???
El Yucateco Salsa Kutbil-ik de Chile Habanero.
I'll be posting in the can't sleep thread at about 4am.
Hurts so good!
Quote from: rgramjet on May 14, 2013, 06:03:02 PM
El Yucateco Salsa Kutbil-ik de Chile Habanero.
I'll be posting in the can't sleep thread at about 4am.
Hurts so good!
wholly thread ressurection batman!
It was the only thread I could find that was apropos.
Damn you El Yucateco! Damn you straight to Hhhhell!
scallops
the spec of juice from a scallop
the sight of a scallop
picking up a scallop shell
someone ordering a scallop dinner in a neighboring restaurant
and where am i going end of next week? where scallops run rampant in the restaurants. [thumbsup] (not so much)
Quote from: Stella on May 15, 2013, 11:29:34 AM
and where am i going end of next week? where scallops run rampant in the restaurants. [thumbsup] (not so much)
Scenic Digby, Nova Scotia, self proclaimed Scallop Capital of the World?! :D
Quote from: Buckethead on May 15, 2013, 11:36:15 AM
Scenic Digby, Nova Scotia, self proclaimed Scallop Capital of the World?! :D
Well I didn't say I was going to be at the
capital of those murderous little mollusks but note to self when I do visit NS. [puke]
I am a disposal unit except, I have become allergic to apples...
It started about 5 yes ago.. out of no where.. I can eat freshly made real apple pie but not raw apples..
Throat gets ichy, hard to breath...
the delicious peanut oil/ mayonnaise dressing they put on the salad at my favorite sushi restaurant makes me shit like a goose. a couple of months ago i almost didn't make it home - and it's only 10 minutes away. i still eat it though. i'm a gamblin' man. [cheeky]
cucumbers...
and that creamy garlic salad dressing at the track.
Get to eat them over and over and over...
GUINNESS, definite colon cleansing medicine.
Quote from: scaramanga on May 16, 2013, 04:57:24 PM
GUINNESS, definite colon cleansing medicine.
A few Guinesses and a few hard boiled or Scotch eggs make one lethal combination!
QuoteA few Guinesses and a few hard boiled or Scotch eggs make one lethal combination!
OMG that would be a photo finish for sure :o
Covered Wagon Train!
I can't eat popcorn. I get severe indigestion and the squirts for 24-36 hours after I eat it. Started out of the blue about 10 years ago. Sucks too, cause popcorn is my favorite snack.