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Title: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: RichD on June 04, 2008, 09:35:29 PM
I wake up.
Duke is barking.  He's using the "Something is wrong" bark.
I go in the living room where he is... there is a yellow jacket walking across the carpet...
Obviously Duke (who has been stung by several) is concerned. 
"good boy Duke, I'll take care of him" 
I turn around and grab a BRAND NEW never uncapped big fat can of Maxima Chain Wax to whack it with...
Thump the offending bug with the can...
It catches a carpet tack and explodes -EVERYWHERE.
On me
On the carpet.
Duke smells like chain wax -and is very confused by all this.
Every Effin' where.

Damn.

Damn.

[bang]

Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: Ronr on June 04, 2008, 09:58:57 PM
Damn
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: dallas2r on June 04, 2008, 10:14:13 PM
(http://pixl8.smugmug.com/photos/307563828_TsDCr-M.jpg)
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: RichD on June 05, 2008, 04:31:01 AM
I'm not sure what pictures would show...
A beige dog on beige carpet with beige chain lube on both...  ...?

It is more of a smell and feel thing.

If someone has a good way of posting "smell" or "feel" let me know...
I've got a few ideas for a porn site.  ;D

Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 05, 2008, 06:21:57 AM
Quote from: RichD on June 05, 2008, 04:31:01 AM
I'm not sure what pictures would show...
A beige dog on beige carpet with beige chain lube on both...  ...?

It is more of a smell and feel thing.

If someone has a good way of posting "smell" or "feel" let me know...
I've got a few ideas for a porn site.  ;D



Damn, dude.  That sucks.  At least there wasn't an open flame in the room when it happened!

I think a good beer bath for you and Duke should clean things right up!

So now, in addition to fear of yellow jackets, Duke probably has a fear of chain wax?
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 05, 2008, 10:06:29 AM
Next time maybe try a dessert topping instead  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: swanny on June 05, 2008, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 05, 2008, 10:06:29 AM
Next time maybe try a dessert topping instead  [thumbsup]

Not everyone has a bottle of Redi-Whip handy like you Scott!  You kinky devil you! :P
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 05, 2008, 10:35:25 AM
Wax on, wax off [laugh]
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: James.M on June 06, 2008, 10:33:39 AM
you have to admit, I laughed a little.
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: honda freak on June 06, 2008, 10:43:33 AM
Sorry...but I was ROLF!!! [laugh]

I know, it's not nice to laugh at another's misfortune, but you have to admit.....it was funny how you described it. ;D

I wouldn't know what to do for a clean up if it was chain wax. That stuff get into everything like it was designed to do. Maybe new carpet or a very hot power washer and vaccum.
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: NorDog on June 06, 2008, 11:16:37 AM
Hey, no offense, but that's very funny!
Title: Re: Doh! NOW I'm really pissed off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 06, 2008, 11:38:54 AM
I did notice that Duke was VERY smooth last night... :P