I wake up.
Duke is barking. He's using the "Something is wrong" bark.
I go in the living room where he is... there is a yellow jacket walking across the carpet...
Obviously Duke (who has been stung by several) is concerned.
"good boy Duke, I'll take care of him"
I turn around and grab a BRAND NEW never uncapped big fat can of Maxima Chain Wax to whack it with...
Thump the offending bug with the can...
It catches a carpet tack and explodes -EVERYWHERE.
On me
On the carpet.
Duke smells like chain wax -and is very confused by all this.
Every Effin' where.
Damn.
Damn.
[bang]
Damn
(http://pixl8.smugmug.com/photos/307563828_TsDCr-M.jpg)
I'm not sure what pictures would show...
A beige dog on beige carpet with beige chain lube on both... ...?
It is more of a smell and feel thing.
If someone has a good way of posting "smell" or "feel" let me know...
I've got a few ideas for a porn site. ;D
Quote from: RichD on June 05, 2008, 04:31:01 AM
I'm not sure what pictures would show...
A beige dog on beige carpet with beige chain lube on both... ...?
It is more of a smell and feel thing.
If someone has a good way of posting "smell" or "feel" let me know...
I've got a few ideas for a porn site. ;D
Damn, dude. That sucks. At least there wasn't an open flame in the room when it happened!
I think a good beer bath for you and Duke should clean things right up!
So now, in addition to fear of yellow jackets, Duke probably has a fear of chain wax?
Next time maybe try a dessert topping instead [thumbsup]
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 05, 2008, 10:06:29 AM
Next time maybe try a dessert topping instead [thumbsup]
Not everyone has a bottle of Redi-Whip handy like you Scott! You kinky devil you! :P
Wax on, wax off [laugh]
you have to admit, I laughed a little.
Sorry...but I was ROLF!!! [laugh]
I know, it's not nice to laugh at another's misfortune, but you have to admit.....it was funny how you described it. ;D
I wouldn't know what to do for a clean up if it was chain wax. That stuff get into everything like it was designed to do. Maybe new carpet or a very hot power washer and vaccum.
Hey, no offense, but that's very funny!
I did notice that Duke was VERY smooth last night... :P