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Local Clubs => NMMR => Topic started by: kingbaby on July 31, 2010, 11:21:31 AM

Title: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on July 31, 2010, 11:21:31 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1848045374.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1848045374.html)

My Reply:
#1: No you do not have 5k in upgrades. Actually, you don't have 2.5k worth.
#2: I have an 08 1098S that isn't a "stall" bike & missed all three recalls & I'd take 15 for it (And that's too much).
#3: " If your looking for something different that stands out from the rest, this is it."  No it doesn't.
#4: Forged rim stickers on cast wheels...really?
#5: Spell check is your friend.

OH, #6: What the hell does "Smoothed" mean?

QUACK QUACK
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: gratefulduc on July 31, 2010, 11:49:32 AM
hhahahahahaah!!!! i saw tht the other day i thought the same thing...muhahahaha
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 31, 2010, 01:25:09 PM
It's probably the "custom built and tuned rear mufflers" that are driving up the cost.  [roll]

I wonder what he did to the "front" mufflers.  ;D
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: Luv A Duc on July 31, 2010, 01:44:24 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 31, 2010, 01:25:09 PM
It's probably the "custom built and tuned rear mufflers" that are driving up the cost.  [roll]

I wonder what he did to the "front" mufflers.  ;D

No it is those "upgraded" rim stickers! Those are VERY rare!:)
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: Cloner on July 31, 2010, 01:59:22 PM
Wonder if he has to return the "Rental" grips if he sells it.  Most rental places don't like it when their stuff doesn't come back!

Rental....Renthal....what's the difference?
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on July 31, 2010, 02:48:58 PM
I've got some ocean front property in Arizona up on CL. 

" If your looking for something different that stands out from the rest, this is it."

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on August 01, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 01, 2010, 10:43:28 AM
Quote from: kingbaby on August 01, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 

Reminds me of when I sold my house in ABQ a few years back.  Received an offer 8 hours after listing it for $5K less than asking price.  I countered at asking price.  [evil]
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on August 01, 2010, 10:48:20 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 01, 2010, 10:43:28 AM
  I countered at asking price.  [evil]

You just made my day. hahahahaha
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: Cloner on August 01, 2010, 06:11:19 PM
Quote from: kingbaby on August 01, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 

I think your new avatar says it all, KB.  Nice response!
Title: Re: Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on August 01, 2010, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Cloner on August 01, 2010, 06:11:19 PM
I think your new avatar says it all, KB.  Nice response!


Thanks.   Seriously, When people do/say things that make me feel smart... I feel sorry for them.