kick emo kids in the neck.
what would you do?
I'd rob a Bank, so I could be rich.
ban all bullies (BP)
I would ALWAYS speed at whatever speed I wanted to on my bikes. ( I sort of do now in a lot of places I ride )
Dolph :)
Quote from: Raux on September 02, 2010, 09:03:18 PM
ban all bullies (BP)
only pedophiles and mopey kids need fear me [laugh]
wack every living president in the shins with a dipstick really hard and exclaim for them to think with their dipstick in a bad accent and then run!
Push clowns into traffic. Clowns are teh scary. :-\
Sell Tasmania to the Japanese and spend my newfound billions of Yen on motorcycles, beer and women. The rest of the money I'd probably just waste....
I plead the 5th........
pregnant dog slap a whole bunch of people that are on TV (glenn beck, any "real housewife", most news broadcasters, almost every reality show "star", most politicians, Sarah Palin)
It could be a tour. Riding all over the country, hop off the bike, SLAP, back on the bike to the next destination.
I'd sponsor Hihhs, but only on the condition he promises to include Nancy Grace and her big anvil head.
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2010, 09:08:12 PM
only pedophiles and mopey kids need fear me [laugh]
I would start a social networking site to introduce mopey kids to pedophiles. The pedophiles will be lured away from the good kids and those little make the beast with two backsers with the bad hair cuts will be given something to be mopey about. I worry about Joel hurting your back again if he does too much neck kicking.
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on September 03, 2010, 06:38:21 AM
I would start a social networking site to introduce mopey kids to pedophiles. The pedophiles will be lured away from the good kids and those little make the beast with two backsers with the bad hair cuts will be given something to be mopey about.
sac
[laugh] I love this idea Sac..... Pedemo.org ??
Kick Stanley out of the house.
Beat on cars / drivers who annoy me when I ride.
Quit my job and become a cowboy. Or an astronaut.
Quote from: NorDog on September 03, 2010, 10:44:55 AM
Quit my job and become a cowboy. Or an astronaut.
Space cowboy?
sac
/gangster of love
Love her peaches, wanna shake her tree.
Man, you guys see right through me.
since i can't, i'll just keep it to myself.
There's at least one set of kneecaps I'd destroy with a baseball bat. No worries guys - someone who works with my wife.
and +1 to riding as fast as I want to on the surface streets.
this a tough one as there is so much to see and do............
how about hiding in the space shuttle somewhere?
How about being 47 and wearing a bikini next summer?
and lets not forget doing a massive tire shredding burn out in front of a cop at a red light and then riding off at the speed limit once the light turns green.
BGB
Mine involves a scoped .270 and a list of pricks.
Shear off every car door someone swings open in front of me.
Sell Justin Bieber to China.
I'd get my buddies together and do a real-life Cannonball Run!
(http://images.moviecollector.net/large/5c/5c_d_10314_0_TheCannonballRun.jpg)
Going off the OP...
I'd make all those nerds with their 'pants on the ground' pull them up and round off all their flat brim hats.
Quote from: Wedding Pants on September 04, 2010, 10:02:12 AM
Sell Justin Bieber to China.
[laugh] How much do you think they'd pay?
Quote from: spolic on September 07, 2010, 06:39:33 AM
Going off the OP...
I'd make all those nerds with their 'pants on the ground' pull them up and round off all their flat brim hats.
[thumbsup]
talk politics on the DMF
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Good one Judd!! [laugh]
buy my competitors and fire everyone. [evil]
[bang]
Quote from: rc51 on September 08, 2010, 07:05:26 PM
[bang]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
It's ok, most refer to me probably as douchebag around here, so Judd is better than that.
Judson is my real name, so I go by Jud as I was sick of growing up being called Justin.