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Title: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 09:51:08 AM
Are you a Dave? Do you, like myself, share one of the greatest names ever coined?

If so, this is the thread for you.

Come join me, and regale those lesser beings with tales of how deprived they are of not having what can only be described as the prime mover of names.

Those of you considering a shiny new name change, are of course, welcome to ask questions.

The rest of you have my apologies-perhaps in the next lifetime, you too, will be blessed.

[bacon]
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: MrFryMoto on September 16, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
I'm sorry, Dave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk#normal)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: duccarlos on September 16, 2010, 10:02:35 AM
I'm crashing this party!!
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Speedbag on September 16, 2010, 10:11:54 AM
I'm there.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on September 16, 2010, 10:18:07 AM
Daves are harmless but Davids really piss me off.
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Monster Dave on September 16, 2010, 10:28:41 AM
I'm in!
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 10:29:42 AM
Dave!  ;D
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: zooom on September 16, 2010, 10:56:51 AM
does it have to be a 1st name?...or can a middle name count?
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: zooom on September 16, 2010, 10:56:51 AM
does it have to be a 1st name?...or can a middle name count?

What name do you answer to?
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: zooom on September 16, 2010, 11:07:43 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 16, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
What name do you answer to?

my nickname which is neither....

I know guys named Dave, but answer to "Hey Asshole" all the time....
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 11:09:01 AM
Quote from: zooom on September 16, 2010, 11:07:43 AM
my nickname which is neither....

I know guys named Dave, but answer to "Hey Asshole" all the time....

Shoo! You are not a Dave.



Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Monster Dave on September 16, 2010, 11:41:35 AM
 ^ [laugh]
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: JEFF_H on September 16, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
Daves I know - Kids in the Hall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhTqzZpz6RY#normal)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: erkishhorde on September 16, 2010, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on September 16, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
Daves I know - Kids in the Hall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhTqzZpz6RY#normal)

Is thaaat..... a video tape of a web video....?
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: JEFF_H on September 16, 2010, 12:00:13 PM
sorry im lazy...first one i found.

here ya go-
http://www.hulu.com/embed/YQfcrx0cAqkteSHhKu-Yfg (http://www.hulu.com/embed/YQfcrx0cAqkteSHhKu-Yfg)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Monster Dave on September 16, 2010, 12:01:30 PM
What's in a name:

--David--

Gender Use: Male

Origin: Hebrew

Usage: English, Hebrew, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, Scandinavian, Dutch, Czech, Slovene, Russian, Croatian, Serbian, Biblical, Biblical Latin

Meaning (Hebrew): Friend or Beloved

Typical Traits of Davids: Independent, resourceful, practical, and patient




Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Rameses on September 16, 2010, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: zooom on September 16, 2010, 10:56:51 AM
does it have to be a 1st name?...or can a middle name count?



I'm in the same boat.

I say we take this shit by force and make them include us.

Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 12:06:11 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 16, 2010, 12:04:26 PM


I'm in the same boat.

I say we take this shit by force and make them include us.



Love to, but....

Quote from: Monster Dave on September 16, 2010, 12:01:30 PM

--David--

Gender Use: Male


So sorry.  :D
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2010, 12:08:57 PM
Cheech and Chong " Dave's not here" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7trKKoDSA#normal)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Rameses on September 16, 2010, 12:31:01 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 16, 2010, 12:06:11 PM
Love to, but....

So sorry.  :D



Ouch.

Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Speedbag on September 16, 2010, 12:37:32 PM
Talk about an awesome club.
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Bigbore4 on September 16, 2010, 12:56:26 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on September 16, 2010, 12:08:57 PM
Cheech and Chong " Dave's not here" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7trKKoDSA#normal)

I'm in and that's one of my favorite lines "Dave's not here man"

I have it on Vinyl!, doubt if my turn table still works tho.
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: ducpainter on September 16, 2010, 01:37:18 PM
I am the anti Dave
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Speedbag on September 16, 2010, 01:54:25 PM
Your name's Nate, not Evad.
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: ducpainter on September 16, 2010, 01:58:21 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on September 16, 2010, 01:54:25 PM
Your name's Nate, not Evad.
would that be a requirement?
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: lethe on September 16, 2010, 02:19:50 PM
Smells of dork in here
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: The Architect on September 16, 2010, 02:45:16 PM
you Dave's are crazy!

Super Dave Jumps Off C.N. Tower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvP-7PnN3PQ#normal)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Monster Dave on September 16, 2010, 03:19:16 PM
Oh don't deny it...there was a time when you wanted to be a David....


(http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/david_hasselhoff_pepsi.jpg)


...and pull something like this off with a rep as stellar as "The Hoff"
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 03:40:32 PM
Don't Hassle

The Hoff.
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: herm on September 16, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
dave is soooo overrated. and common.
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2010, 04:09:00 PM
Quote from: herm on September 16, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
dave is soooo overrated. and common.

Pfft-if you were so special you wouldn't need a kilt to get attention.



Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: herm on September 16, 2010, 05:37:58 PM
maybe i wear a kilt because i don't care what people (named dave) think..
and it's far less common than "dave"...
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Monsterlover on September 16, 2010, 06:04:32 PM
My best friend is named Dave so here I am :D

Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Lor on September 16, 2010, 06:05:56 PM
Well someone notify Cheech, apparently Dave IS here...
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2010, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Lor on September 16, 2010, 06:05:56 PM
Well someone notify Cheech, apparently Dave IS here...

No, Chong said Dave's not here, Cheech was Dave.  :D
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Grampa on September 16, 2010, 07:36:13 PM
(http://images.ientrymail.com/famousdeaddb/thomas.jpg)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Monsterlover on September 17, 2010, 01:30:02 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zxsbVMrOUNw/Srg7mTXiJrI/AAAAAAAACvA/e2jYu0u6fkA/s400/2dave_coulier.jpg)
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: zooom on September 17, 2010, 02:12:46 AM
Quote from: herm on September 16, 2010, 05:37:58 PM
maybe i wear a kilt because i don't care what people (named dave) think..
and it's far less common than "dave"...

and Kilts are damn comfy!...easier to pee too!
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 17, 2010, 02:36:39 AM
The Tragically Hip; Everytime You Go: (opening lines of song)

"Like anyone I knew a Dave"
"Drove a Plymouth shallow grave"

What year is your Plymouth Mr. I?!? ;D
Title: Re: Daves unite!
Post by: IZ on September 17, 2010, 02:55:04 AM
A google search for "F*ck dave" (because I have nothing but disdain for that name)  >:(  

Alvin and The Chipmunks make the beast with two backs Dave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMNQ8v58bTs#normal)

Horrible and boring  ^^ ..quite fitting though for the topic at hand!!


See..these people hate the name dave too!! nsw  

make the beast with two backs DAVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD53AmRtUyY&feature=related#normal)

She REALLY hates dave!!

make the beast with two backs Dave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR649QVaAGc&feature=related#normal)














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