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Title: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 10, 2008, 12:42:41 PM
http://rocketshields.com/

(http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg)
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: Ideapimp on June 10, 2008, 12:44:50 PM
There


are


no


words....
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: never2loud on June 10, 2008, 12:48:04 PM

I'm sorry but this is not the "Pictures that make you say 'WTF?'" thread.

Please hang up and try again.

[evil]
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: caffeinejunkee on June 10, 2008, 12:57:31 PM
Yes, and for only $19.99 your bike can look like an Easter Island head.  [thumbsup]

(http://rocketshields.com/images/9_fu8o.jpg)

(http://www.specialgrouptours.com/assets/images/chile_Easter_Island.jpg)


Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: Girlrider on June 10, 2008, 12:59:04 PM
Alrighty then... I've seen these on scooters in Europe to keep the rain and pollution off of a riders head, but this picture next to the beach - I just don't get it.  Besides, aren't you supposed to be going fast enough so that you don't get wet?
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: AndreRA3 on June 10, 2008, 01:12:21 PM
No no no... You've got it all wrong.

In this age of environmental awareness and high gas prices, this MOTOsail (TM) is the hot new way to save fuel and turn heads at the same time.  Simply install MOTOsail (TM) on the motorcycle of your choice* and use windpower to quickly reach your destination**^

Made from professional grade 0.3mm thick ABS plastic, MOTOsail (TM) is guaranteed for life!^^

Call 1-800-MOTO-NOW with your credit card ready.

But wait, there's more!!

Buy 5 MOTOsail (TM) in the next 5 minutes and you will receive our high tech, stainless steel wool, motorcycle cleaner.  You will notice the MOTOclean (TM) difference immediately!!!

* MOTOsail is only available for kawasaki ninjas at this time

** "quickly" is used in comparisson to pushing the bike uphill while nursing a sprained ankle.

^ to effectively reach your destination with windpower, choose a destination downwind from you.

^^ The life expectancy of MOTOsail is 3 weeks.
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 10, 2008, 01:35:59 PM
Thank goodness someone finally has some design sense.  I really hated the alternative...

(http://www.bikernewsonline.com/uploaded_images/babe-cage-747531.jpg)
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: LYD on June 10, 2008, 01:44:11 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 10, 2008, 12:42:41 PM
http://rocketshields.com/

(http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg)

Thats f'n awesome!!   [laugh] [laugh]

That would look badass on L'Smart ass's K bike!! ;D

oh by the way jim your pic didn't show up.

Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: RichD on June 10, 2008, 07:56:02 PM
You could score more beyotches with one of those than a PugglePod!!!

...hey, wait a minute... I could MAKE one FOR  the PugglePod!!!....   yeah....   :-X
Title: Re: Hopefully available for Monsters soon...
Post by: svoloch on June 10, 2008, 09:06:56 PM
RichD:  can't wait to see the puggle-sail
CJ:  sheer genius on the Easter Island tie in, all it needs now is some link to a 9/11 conspiracy
Andre:  badass, the words "happy fun ball" come to mind, and urge me to add to your add campaign "do not taunt halt MotoSail"