Hello from San Diego! New here, but old at Ducati.ms, advrider.com, docsd.com, spokesmenmoto.com, etc... I have a Hypermotard, but I'm about to pick up brand-new 2009 M1100S. Like I said, I'm in... [beer]
Welcome!
Be sure and check out your local club board (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?board=21.0)) as well
And not to worry, plenty of folks here don't have monsters ;D