(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/5752862862_1981ddf1c9_b.jpg)
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=48856.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=48856.0)
You win
get a hair cut.
get off my lawn.
you didn't actually make that shot.
go do a track day.
welcome to the forum.
Quote from: Statler on May 23, 2011, 04:32:02 PM
get a hair cut.
get off my lawn.
you didn't actually make that shot.
go do a track day.
welcome to the forum.
You're right, I didn't actually make that shot, Want me to upload the dunk where I did? It doesn't look as cool.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3550/5753003732_9ddc3808e5_b.jpg)
this is NMC pretty soon.
Quote from: Statler on May 23, 2011, 04:32:02 PM
get a hair cut.
get off my lawn.
you didn't actually make that shot.
go do a track day.
welcome to the forum.
Btw, I'm going into the military so I am shaving my head at the end of summer.
Thanks for moving. Forgot about no moto.
8ft rim FTW!
what duc?
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumpnoduc.jpg)
I'm just super psyched i'm not a new member anymore haha.
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DMF/50e743f1.jpg)
You are the new Butters.
Quote from: ducatiz on May 23, 2011, 06:17:35 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DMF/50e743f1.jpg)
You are the new Butters.
FTW
[laugh]
Wait, this makes more sense
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DMF/929c0510.jpg)
Quote from: ducatiz on May 23, 2011, 06:22:43 PM
Wait, this makes more sense
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DMF/929c0510.jpg)
It's a trap!
You are well on your way to becoming the new Randall. Have you hit 140 yet?
This thread is epic :D
This thread is make the beast with two backsing awesome!
I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to choke
Quote from: El Matador on May 23, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
You are well on your way to becoming the new Randall. Have you hit 140 yet?
This thread is epic :D
no, zach isn't that bad. he's actually been very nice and wants help with his bike.
so what if a 17yo kid is showing off, he should. if i had a monster when i was 17, i would have acted even more insufferable than i already did. randall was just a braggart, a funny one but a braggart. plus he was well into his 20s.
zach is trying to be a ducatista and a sportsman. let him.
that doesn't mean we can't tease him a bit.
I like the new kid
but
right now
I like everybody
Zach, my only word of advice is don't turn your girl into jerk candy for the faceless forumphiles
and
if you knock it over doing that
I'm out of spare parts
oh shit, thats a jeep son!!
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumpjeep.jpg)
Quote from: Heath on May 23, 2011, 07:30:24 PM
oh shit, thats a jeep son!!
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumpjeep.jpg)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: dropstharockalot on May 23, 2011, 05:14:09 PM
8ft rim FTW!
I'm thinking 6 or 7. If it were regulation he'd be going to the NBA instead of the USMilitary
[laugh] [laugh]
i don't know why i am up doing this when i have court tomorrow.. lol
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DMF/e089c4e2.jpg)
[laugh]
I don't know either but keep em coming
i'm going to bed, someone pick up and give me a good laugh tomorrow
can't let this die yet..
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumptike.jpg)
[laugh] [laugh]
This has just become my favorite thread.
[clap]
+11ty billion! [laugh]
Now, I wish I had paid attention in Photoshop class... :-\
[bacon]
Holy SH*T!! I am dying over here!! This is better than the pink monster with streamers thread!!
Zach, keep in mind..this is only tough love. Randall was in the same boat you are now a few years back. But given the DMF tough love treatment, he now owns and operates BellisiMoto. [thumbsup]
Nice Monster you've got there. Just need to lose the Mickey Mouse mirrors, tail section, frame stickers. 17 with a Duc though?!
BTW..what's your vertical leap?
Quote from: Heath on May 23, 2011, 09:17:56 PM
can't let this die yet..
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumptike.jpg)
[laugh] [laugh]
Hahaha You guys made my day!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: IZ on May 23, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
BTW..what's your vertical leap?
Sounds like a challenge!
Anyone know of a good photog to capture the moment?
[bow_down] Show us more sensei
[laugh] [popcorn]
Quote from: IZ on May 23, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
Holy SH*T!! I am dying over here!! This is better than the pink monster with streamers thread!!
Zach, keep in mind..this is only tough love. Randall was in the same boat you are now a few years back. But given the DMF tough love treatment, he now owns and operates BellisiMoto. [thumbsup]
Nice Monster you've got there. Just need to lose the Mickey Mouse mirrors, tail section, frame stickers. 17 with a Duc though?!
BTW..what's your vertical leap?
stop hitting on the kid IZ. He's not legal yet. :-*
Love these threads
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vQcpBkdgFzE/Tduzo8EgA8I/AAAAAAAAAX0/F8S4DslK_78/s640/Jump-wings.jpg)
mitt
I'm gone for a couple months, and this is the first thing I click on when I come back!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
[clap]
welcome, kid [thumbsup]
Quote from: mitt on May 24, 2011, 06:34:40 AM
Love these threads
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vQcpBkdgFzE/Tduzo8EgA8I/AAAAAAAAAX0/F8S4DslK_78/s640/Jump-wings.jpg)
mitt
Are those supposed to be wings? Dude, get him some pretty fairy wings.
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 24, 2011, 06:21:52 AM
stop hitting on the kid IZ. He's not legal yet. :-*
That, and he's waaay too tall for you...
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: duccarlos on May 24, 2011, 07:12:31 AM
Are those supposed to be wings? Dude, get him some pretty fairy wings.
Get them yourself
http://www.gimp.org/ (http://www.gimp.org/)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=wings&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1144&bih=868 (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=wings&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1144&bih=868)
mitt
Never been good with photoshop
keep the tail section and the frame stickers, no more fun like trying to get your bike registered or inspected and not having the frame stickers.
This thread rules! [laugh] [laugh]
Poor guy...he's really getting flogged here!! I'm sure it doesn't help any that he publicly posted that he's only 17.
I've got to admit though - these pics are HYSTERICAL!! [laugh]
btw ZachDDill I hope you take this all in stride. We are just ribbing you a little bit. :) Think of it as a welcome to the board.
With that being said. Can I borrow your jetback, pleeeease!!!???
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumprocket.jpg)
Quote from: Heath on May 24, 2011, 09:26:24 AM
btw ZachDDill I hope you take this all in stride. We are just ribbing you a little bit. :) Think of it as a welcome to the board.
With that being said. Can I borrow your jetback, pleeeease!!!???
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumprocket.jpg)
Now THIS one is worthy of making a Teeshirt for the kid to wear to Basic Training
And it's sort of an honor to be ribbed like this because the only other member to receive a beating anything like this has been IZ.
Speaking of which:
(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/f8046205c49a4622a94f677afa08392a/l.jpg)
[laugh]
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 24, 2011, 09:44:34 AM
And it's sort of an honor to be ribbed like this because the only other member to receive a beating anything like this has been IZ.
Speaking of which:
(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/f8046205c49a4622a94f677afa08392a/l.jpg)
[laugh]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] <coffee out nose>
^Your reply made me laugh harder than my post!! [laugh] [laugh]
I love these "private memes" for the DMF. Poor Zach was on this morning but no idea if he's seen this thread.
"11ty billion"
"my 620 can go 140"
"IZ---IZ_ pics"
"THAT'S A DERBY"
and now
"I love jumping over my Ducati"
This is so freaking funny, I am sitting in class laughing my ass of. Thanks guys for making my thread so damn funny! [clap]
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 24, 2011, 09:56:34 AM
This is so freaking funny, I am sitting in class laughing my ass of. Thanks guys for making my thread so damn funny! [clap]
Thanks for being a good sport!
I love it. All in good fun!
All that pic needs is a wolf shooting lasers out of its eyes.
I should recreate this picture with no photoshop.
Quote from: IZ on May 23, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
Holy SH*T!! I am dying over here!! This is better than the pink monster with streamers thread!!
Zach, keep in mind..this is only tough love. Randall was in the same boat you are now a few years back. But given the DMF tough love treatment, he now owns and operates BellisiMoto. [thumbsup]
Nice Monster you've got there. Just need to lose the Mickey Mouse mirrors, tail section, frame stickers. 17 with a Duc though?!
BTW..what's your vertical leap?
Thanks bud! yea I need to do some mods to my baby, I got her a good 5 months ago and have been lacking the money to mod her at all. No idea about to vertical leap tho, Pretty good for a white boy? Is that a good measurement?
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 24, 2011, 10:29:41 AM
Thanks bud! yea I need to do some mods to my baby, I got her a good 5 months ago and have been lacking the money to mod her at all. No idea about to vertical leap tho, Pretty good for a white boy? Is that a good measurement?
One of the cheaper mods is to do the tail chop. Then you get to spray water up your back everytime it rains. No one mentions that when they tell you how awesome the tail chop is [laugh]
Quote from: Le Pirate on May 24, 2011, 11:10:28 AM
One of the cheaper mods is to do the tail chop. Then you get to spray water up your back everytime it rains. No one mentions that when they tell you how awesome the tail chop is [laugh]
Case in point: http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49273.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49273.0)
I'm old enough to be your grandmother and I'm sitting in a class sneaking a peak at the DMF & got busted with an "LOL" - as u kids call it.
Good timing of this thread with Dolph's saddening exit.
[thumbsup]
must.................resist ...................... ......photoshoping ...............................too ..............................much.................. .....work!..............................cannot.... .........................................control......... ................. ...............urge..........................................search...... ........................web.................for.......... ...................... .pony...................................pics.................................. and.............................stick...... .....................of.....butter...pics......
this is harder than you think
must get work done
it's 2000th post I can waste a few minutes
is there a methadone equivalent for photoshop?
Quote from: The Architect on May 24, 2011, 11:56:25 AM
is there a methadone equivalent for photoshop?
Sure.... GIMP.
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 24, 2011, 10:22:53 AM
I should recreate this picture with no photoshop.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]
Quote from: duccarlos on May 24, 2011, 10:21:52 AM
All that pic needs is a wolf shooting lasers out of its eyes.
ask and you shall receive
(http://www.mikemo.org/junk/Jumplaser.jpg)
Make the beach ball the Death Star!
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 24, 2011, 06:21:52 AM
stop hitting on the kid IZ. He's not legal yet. :-*
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 24, 2011, 07:16:34 AM
That, and he's waaay too tall for you...
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 24, 2011, 09:44:34 AM
And it's sort of an honor to be ribbed like this because the only other member to receive a beating anything like this has been IZ. Speaking of which:
(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/f8046205c49a4622a94f677afa08392a/l.jpg)
[laugh]
>:(
Ah hell..can't even keep a straight face!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_GmPktBf8jlk/TdxTKGEavDI/AAAAAAAAAYE/EMRMaVoZzTs/s512/Jumplaser-chew.jpg)
can you replace him with a girl with a nice rack?
kids... [roll]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I personally want to thank Zach for making this place fun today.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 24, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
kids... [roll]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I personally want to thank Zach for making this place fun today.
Agreed!
The DMF really needed some good laughs Zach! [thumbsup]
That's a freaking werewolf, and not even a good one!!! I wanted a wolf!! At least you could have used a werewolf from the Underworld movies, not that emo crap!
Zach's pretty much done posting here, huh?
[laugh]
Nah. He's got a good sense of humor. He was just on here earlier. Check the previous page, he even changed avatar to one of the edited pictures.
Cool, not sure how I missed that...
I started it (well, Heath did the first shoop but mine was the first additive edit...)
I WANT CREDIT DAMMIT!!! I NEVER GETS ANY CREDIT AROUND HERE.. :'( :'(
Quote from: ducatiz on May 23, 2011, 06:17:35 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DMF/50e743f1.jpg)
You are the new Butters.
Here's some credit tiz...
That butters one is my favorite
Can someone throw a squirrel in there?
;D
OK tiz..you gets some credit! [clap]
a few requests..
Zach jumping over a Unicorn
riding Pegasus holding Medusas head in front of the Kraken
riding a Tauntaun with lightsaber in hand
jumping over battle cat with Skeletors head
any or all [thumbsup]
double rainbows?
Quote from: ducatiz on May 24, 2011, 07:33:18 PM
I started it (well, Heath did the first shoop but mine was the first additive edit...)
I WANT CREDIT DAMMIT!!! I NEVER GETS ANY CREDIT AROUND HERE.. :'( :'(
IMO, the guys over at ADVrider started the game. Some of there photochops are epic.
mitt
Quote from: ducpainter on May 24, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
kids... [roll]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I personally want to thank Zach for making this place fun today.
ditto on what the painter said... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]
Hah yea I love all this guys, The problem is I gotta reply on my computer since there is no DMF app for my phone. Pretty much the only thing I use my computer for anymore is DMF.
But the Butters head was the first thing to make me crack up. ;D
THE RAINBOW DUNK
(http://i56.tinypic.com/aqb9i.jpg)
Quote from: Tdubb on May 25, 2011, 05:32:35 AM
THE RAINBOW DUNK
(http://i56.tinypic.com/aqb9i.jpg)
I'm feelin it bro.
Looks like a good way to lose some teeth....
and considering the ballerinaesque position of his legs, I'd say we need a pink tutu and tights 'shoped in as well...someone make it so please
It would be cool if his left hand was chucking some throwing stars.
Quote from: gh0stie on May 27, 2011, 01:00:46 PM
Looks like a good way to lose some teeth....
and considering the ballerinaesque position of his legs, I'd say we need a pink tutu and tights 'shoped in as well...someone make it so please
and 6 inch stilettos
Am I too late? Has this thread jumped the shark Ducati yet?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/5766626220_b709eecb2c.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5766626220/)
rainbow copy (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5766626220/#) by anzalone22 (http://www.flickr.com/people/32381491@N07/), on Flickr
Omg!
You actually have butters, buttering a pony
That's awesome
We need to make t shirts
New phone backround!
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 25, 2011, 05:06:48 AM
Hah yea I love all this guys, The problem is I gotta reply on my computer since there is no DMF app for my phone. Pretty much the only thing I use my computer for anymore is DMF.
But the Butters head was the first thing to make me crack up. ;D
You have a cheap phone with no browser? [evil]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 27, 2011, 06:36:15 PM
You have a cheap phone with no browser? [evil]
Nah I got an iPhone, I just hate using browser on my phone.
Can someone install an o/u shotgun barrel and a clay pigeon like tutu on that bloke?
Friggin whippersnappers!
:-)
OMG! I just saw this thread and my sides hurt from laughing so hard! I love you guys!
[laugh] [laugh] [bow_down]
Quote from: Nitewaif on May 28, 2011, 08:19:14 PM
OMG! I just saw this thread and my sides hurt from laughing so hard! I love you guys!
[laugh] [laugh] [bow_down]
Total agreement. And I'm a tough audience for humor.
[thumbsup] ;D
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 28, 2011, 06:38:21 AM
Nah I got an iPhone, I just hate using browser on my phone.
I thought that was all the rage?
Late to the party....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3588/5805798770_c78aa1f6b1.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/51788015@N00/5805798770/)
KW_Rocket (http://www.flickr.com/photos/51788015@N00/5805798770/#) by bignookoo (http://www.flickr.com/people/51788015@N00/), on Flickr
/Win
Quote from: dropstharockalot on June 06, 2011, 01:07:55 PM
Late to the party....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3588/5805798770_c78aa1f6b1.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/51788015@N00/5805798770/)
KW_Rocket (http://www.flickr.com/photos/51788015@N00/5805798770/#) by bignookoo (http://www.flickr.com/people/51788015@N00/), on Flickr
[bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [clap] [clap] [clap]
I thought any more would make it too busy, but there's good feng shui here.
Truly epic.
[bow_down]
LOL what a great addition
that meme will never die
I have to subscribe to this... [laugh]
Quote from: dropstharockalot on June 06, 2011, 01:07:55 PM
Late to the party....
...but you take the win!!
[laugh] [laugh] AWESOME [clap]
bump
Quote from: mitt on November 28, 2011, 01:44:23 PM
bump
Jumpbump, bump da jump, .....
How is this thread going to look if you get a 900 with the higher seat ???
Quote from: IZ on May 24, 2011, 07:57:19 PM
jumping over battle cat with Skeletors head
How about riding battle cat?
(http://catie.smugmug.com/photos/i-nr3nBV4/0/O/i-nr3nBV4.jpg)
[laugh]
And so it begins again...
Quote from: ducatiz on May 23, 2011, 07:13:51 PM
no, zach isn't that bad. he's actually been very nice and wants help with his bike.
so what if a 17yo kid is showing off, he should. if i had a monster when i was 17, i would have acted even more insufferable than i already did. randall was just a braggart, a funny one but a braggart. plus he was well into his 20s.
zach is trying to be a ducatista and a sportsman. let him.
that doesn't mean we can't tease him a bit.
fyi
Holy shit that last one's hilarious.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: zach on November 28, 2011, 02:55:53 PM
How about riding battle cat?
(http://catie.smugmug.com/photos/i-nr3nBV4/0/O/i-nr3nBV4.jpg)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
[clap]
Have fun guys!
I gotta applaud Zach for being a noob and taking this ribbing so freaking well.
Hell so many would get all pissy and leave.
My hat off you to man. [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
Quote from: VisceralReaction on November 29, 2011, 02:38:04 PM
I gotta applaud Zach for being a noob and taking this ribbing so freaking well.
Hell so many would get all pissy and leave.
My hat off you to man. [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
All in good fun, I think its pretty freaking funny anyways hah
Quote from: VisceralReaction on November 29, 2011, 02:38:04 PM
I gotta applaud Zach for being a noob and taking this ribbing so freaking well.
Hell so many would get all pissy and leave.
My hat off you to man. [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
[thumbsup]
Absolutely.
Anyone else think his avatar is missing something? Maybe a barbed wire tattoo. A cape? A ramp where he's jumping over himself jumping over the bike? ;D
Better Riding Gear ?.... and a cape [laugh]
and a plow on the front
Quote from: Stella on May 24, 2011, 11:24:15 AM
Good timing of this thread with Dolph's saddening exit.
..and now this..
:'(
Keep jumping kid
Quote from: IZ on December 11, 2011, 10:21:47 AM
..and now this..
:'(
Keep jumping kid
yeah, I reread this whole thread and saw that... tough one to see.
For reference - RIP Zach!
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54095.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54095.0)
Resurrecting for all of the great memories of this thread!
This one was quite the rollercoaster. I think of Zach on occasion and remember this thread.
I had forgotten all about it. Losing him was a kick in the gut. He was a good kid.
Quote from: ducatiz on March 28, 2020, 06:34:47 PM
I had forgotten all about it. Losing him was a kick in the gut. He was a good kid.
Look who the cat dragged in! Welcome back [beer]
Newbe, funny, good sport. It was indeed a sad day...RIP Zach :'(