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Title: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Are you already in good shape and looking to get that last drop of performance?

Are the couch potato and not too serious threads too tame?

You're in the right place then!  [thumbsup]

This is a place where the superfit can get even better.

Have at it, folks!  ;D

Check out how fit I am in these pics (yes, they're really me)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v375/66/54/1121052464/n1121052464_30195589_4563.jpg)

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v375/66/54/1121052464/n1121052464_30195585_3519.jpg)

(http://webres1.brightroom.com/imgbkp03/12074/12074-055-026f.jpg)

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v361/66/54/1121052464/n1121052464_30194559_4968.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v375/66/54/1121052464/n1121052464_30194648_345.jpg)

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v361/66/54/1121052464/n1121052464_30194557_3825.jpg)

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v361/66/54/1121052464/n1121052464_30194556_3290.jpg)





[bacon]
Title: Re: Monster Dave's Get Seriously Fit Thread
Post by: Mother on May 31, 2011, 11:57:47 PM
but

but

I watched you refuel yourself after a night in ICU

with... a hoho or three

I'm so confused
Title: Re: Monster Dave's Get Seriously Fit Thread
Post by: AJ on June 01, 2011, 12:04:29 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
This is a place where the superfit can get even better.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]  awesome dude, awesome  [thumbsup]

(I take it these pics were before DIMBY booze training)
Title: Re: Monster Dave's Get Seriously Fit Thread
Post by: badgalbetty on June 01, 2011, 04:04:23 AM
I could post a picture of me sitting in my cab....gaining weight, getting a belly and massive hips. But then you'd be jealous! Congrats on being in shape, I am in shape too- round! hahahahahahahahah
I need to get of my duff and do something and quick!
Title: Re: Monster Dave's Get Seriously Fit Thread
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:01:35 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2011, 11:57:47 PM
but

but

I watched you refuel yourself after a night in ICU

with... a hoho or three

I'm so confused

I was replenishing my glycogen stores...  ;)

Quote from: AJ on June 01, 2011, 12:04:29 AM
 
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]  awesome dude, awesome  [thumbsup]

(I take it these pics were before DIMBY booze training)


Glad you liked the pics.  :)

They were taken about 5 years ago... Before several severe injuries, and before 14 hour days were the norm...  :P

I was around 175 and 3-5% body fat on a 5'8" frame.  I'm up to about 195lbs. now.

Hopefully I can get down to 180 and a bmi with under 10% fat.

Also, I changed the thread title, so even though it was tongue in cheek, it wouldn't offend anyone... 


I'm off to the couch potato thread now... Working my way up to "Not Too Serious"
;D




[bacon]

Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: Stella on June 01, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM

(http://webres1.brightroom.com/imgbkp03/12074/12074-055-026f.jpg)

I see a three digit bib number. 

If you were that fit then, it would be a single digit, would it not, Mr. Fatty Fat Stuff?

;)    :-*
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
Quote from: Stella on June 01, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
I see a three digit bib number. 

If you were that fit then, it would be a single digit, would it not, Mr. Fatty Fat Stuff?

;)    :-*

;D

That was my second triathlon. Ever!

My bike and runs were always good, but my doggie paddle er... swim was my limiter.  :P

I still sink.  I'm just not that good in the water.  :-\


[bacon]
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: SacDuc on June 01, 2011, 01:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
;D

That was my second triathlon. Ever!

My bike and runs were always good, but my doggie paddle er... swim was my limiter.  :P

I still sink.  I'm just not that good in the water.  :-\


[bacon]


Do you own a mirror dude? I'm pretty sure you'd float now.

[cheeky]


sac
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 02:03:29 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on June 01, 2011, 01:57:40 PM

Do you own a mirror dude? I'm pretty sure you'd float now.

[cheeky]


sac


:-*

Is this a pot and kettle thing?  ;)

If it weren't for you and your damned "training" regimen...

Nah, I like to eat your wife's cooking too much. 

I'd still be a lard-ass...  Time to learn how to put the fork down...



[bacon]
Title: Re: Monster Dave's Get Seriously Fit Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on June 01, 2011, 02:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:01:35 PM
Also, I changed the thread title, so even though it was tongue in cheek, it wouldn't offend anyone... 

Wuss.

[cheeky]
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: He Man on June 01, 2011, 02:20:20 PM
 i call bullshit.  Your a fake!!! a fake i say!!!!!



There is no way a bacon junkie would ever risk his life to not eat bacon!!!! fraud!!!!


[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monster Dave's Get Seriously Fit Thread
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 01, 2011, 02:07:56 PM
Wuss.

[cheeky]

I got a pm politely asking that in light of the happenings in certain other fitness threads,  that I remove a name so as not to have any association with this thread.

Who am I to refuse when asked so nicely?  It's not like I'm a troll or an Internet cockroach or anything... Oh, wait...   :D


Okay, back to my bag of chips and cookies... [wipes greasy hands on shirt]



[bacon]
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: DRKWNG on June 01, 2011, 02:32:19 PM
Chips?  Why not fried pork skins? 

[evil]
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 02:37:31 PM
Quote from: He Man on June 01, 2011, 02:20:20 PM
i call bullshit.  Your a fake!!! a fake i say!!!!!



There is no way a bacon junkie would ever risk his life to not eat bacon!!!! fraud!!!!


[thumbsup]

Who said I wouldn't eat bacon?!  I actually used to eat more when I was training.  Salt, protein, and fat, but less carbs.  :-*

Quote from: DRKWNG on June 01, 2011, 02:32:19 PM
Chips?  Why not fried pork skins? 

[evil]

cuz someone mentioned in another thread that I was content to sit on a couch with my hands in a bag of chips.  Can't make him a liar now, can I? 

;D




[bacon]
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: pennyrobber on June 01, 2011, 02:42:10 PM
Between my trusty H-Streets and my hydration system, I'm getting there.  [thumbsup]

(http://l4.zassets.com/images/z/1/4/1/1419719-p-DETAILED.jpg)

(http://geekstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pbr.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on June 01, 2011, 02:45:05 PM
Get on my level bro.

This is me posing after an intense lifting session.

(http://wagnerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/steroids1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: eichh on June 01, 2011, 02:50:59 PM
I would love to try a triathlon, good job  [thumbsup]. In December I incurred bilateral groin tears while on a 12 mile run. I can now finally jog a 5k but I am sore for a week. Its the injury that doesn't seem to go away.
Title: Re: The "Official" Get Seriously Fit and Awesome Like Me Thread!!!
Post by: Mother on June 01, 2011, 03:00:48 PM
Bilateral groin tears?

I'm going to sit over here in the corner and whimper while I ponder how bad that must hurt