Want to let the world know you're a douche, but you're not sure how? Pick from gems like these:
"It's only worth bothering with sushi if you're going to go to the Tokyo Fish Market. Nothing else is really fresh enough to capture the perfect simplicity of toro or uni."
"Although most people associate a "fox" with the animal, the media empire, or Isaiah Berlin's Hedgehog and the Fox parable, I always think of Machiavelli's constant comparison of the ideal Prince to a fox."
[laugh]
http://www.smugopedia.com (http://www.smugopedia.com)
And further reading proves there aren't yet that many smug observations collected there. Well... get to submitting. ;D
And after reading through, I have no idea what the make the beast with two backs most of them were about. :D
Things Hipsters say for 500 Alex
Quote from: Mother on November 08, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Things Hipsters say for 500 Alex
And other assorted pseudo-intellectual tools.
A classic example of degenerative cultural diffusion can be seen in the pillar capitals employed by the ancient Greeks
Doric and Ionic order ultimately gave way to the gauche overstated embellishment found in the Italianate Corinthian order
Quote from: RAT900 on November 09, 2011, 04:42:22 AM
A classic example of degenerative cultural diffusion can be seen in the pillar capitals employed by the ancient Greeks
Doric and Ionic order ultimately gave way to the gauche overstated embellishment found in the Italianate Corinthian order
In other words... I'm an Art History major and I can't find a job... so now I am Occupying Wall Street at a city near you.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
(Insert random words here) Helvetica (Insert random words here).
Quote from: ryandalling on November 09, 2011, 07:58:00 AM
In other words... I'm an Art History major and I can't find a job... so now I am Occupying Wall Street at a city near you.
I am an Art History Major! Still waiting to hear if I get unemployment.....
Reminds me of this.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony)
Quote from: pennyrobber on November 09, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
Reminds me of this.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony)
I am eating lunch in public...and thanks to this...I am crying...
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: ryandalling on November 09, 2011, 07:58:00 AM
In other words... I'm an Art History major and I can't find a job... so now I am Occupying Wall Street at a city near you.
well I just submitted it....let's see if it sticks
maybe I will do a critical observation of Wilhelm Reich's "Listen Little Man" as little more than an embittered indictment of plebeian thought in the early 20th Century
Quote from: pennyrobber on November 09, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
Reminds me of this.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony)
Thanks. There goes 30 minutes spent laughing my ass off that I could have done something constructive with. [laugh] [laugh]
Reading The Oatmeal IS constructive.
Is it wrong if I send links to The Oatmeal to various co-workers who consistently butcher proper word usage and spelling in every e-mail?
No.
Its only wrong when they form a mob and come after you with improvised weapons built from the office supply closet.
At that point you should run [thumbsup]
Quote from: Buckethead on November 09, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
Reading The Oatmeal IS constructive.
You're right. I see that now. ;D ... I even spelled you're correctly. [thumbsup] ;)
How is this for smug?
"I was wrong once. I Pointed out a cute dog to my wife in the back of a brown truck parked up the street in the shade. But as we approached the truck it turned out that it was Tan"