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Title: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 20, 2008, 07:29:34 PM
http://www.saltlakemotorsports.com/gallery/#id=11&num=1  [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: monster696 on June 20, 2008, 07:43:10 PM
ahhh...that was good.  :P
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 20, 2008, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: monster696 on June 20, 2008, 07:43:10 PM
ahhh...that was good.  :P

I take the blond.. wait a minute,... I take both..  [beer]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on June 20, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
This is blatant false advertising - especially frame 16!

Ok, admittedly, on ONE occasion, two very hot girls heard me idling my bike outside a night club, & asked me to take them for a ride.

But that is not the norm. Where is the mod that will bring such girls flocking to my Ducati? There is no justice in the world.  :'(

ps: don't tell my girlfriend about this post  [thumbsup]

pps: boobies  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: factorPlayer on June 20, 2008, 08:04:51 PM
nice... I like   <borat voice>
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: 707soldier on June 20, 2008, 08:14:02 PM
HOT! HOT! HOT!
nice bike's and cool apparels  ;)
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: NAKID on June 20, 2008, 09:07:33 PM
Wow, Amie is a freaking HOTTIE!
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: blue tiger on June 20, 2008, 09:19:41 PM
I wonder if all those hotties are mormons.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: red baron on June 20, 2008, 09:49:03 PM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: onederer on June 20, 2008, 10:00:08 PM
i find the objectification of those young ladies to me reprehensible and further more degrades...BWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!1  [laugh] I COULDN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
I like me some Miristi and Annie sandwich!
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: HeyThatsMyBike on June 20, 2008, 10:09:36 PM
Looking at a Ducati is like looking at a beautiful woman... And when they're together, simply irresistible!!! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cynic on June 20, 2008, 10:26:09 PM
good thread  ;)
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on June 21, 2008, 01:10:01 AM
Thanx, enjoyable find [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Spider on June 21, 2008, 02:42:20 AM
"Amie says hi" (frame 22)

Spider replies with "aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhh"

the quickly turns to red, turns and leaves the store so that he can get enough composure to relearn the english language.

Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: beelzebub on June 21, 2008, 03:17:02 AM
Quote from: factorPlayer on June 20, 2008, 08:04:51 PM
nice... I like   <borat voice>

ducati - does it come with pussy magnet?
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: factorPlayer on June 21, 2008, 03:22:58 AM
Quote from: blue tiger on June 20, 2008, 09:19:41 PM
I wonder if all those hotties are mormons.

then you could marry them all... that's a lot of hair in your shower drain though  [roll]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Capt baz on June 21, 2008, 04:42:27 AM
i need a tissue............. [coffee]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: scoobydoo on June 21, 2008, 06:11:43 AM
Quote from: 707soldier on June 20, 2008, 08:14:02 PM
HOT! HOT! HOT!
nice bike's and cool apparels  ;)

There were bikes and apparels in those pics?  Hmm didn't notice...
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: SolidSnake3035 on June 21, 2008, 06:40:38 AM
Hopefully there are girls like this out there that are actually into Ducatis... ;)
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: El Matador on June 21, 2008, 07:17:28 AM
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;D
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: psycledelic on June 21, 2008, 07:18:08 AM
nice!
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 21, 2008, 09:38:09 AM
Quote from: El Matador on June 21, 2008, 07:17:28 AM
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

;D

;D ;D ;D U R WELCOME.. just sharing the eye candy with my fellow ducatistas  [moto]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: ptam on June 21, 2008, 09:55:50 AM
Nice ... and that's about three blocks from where I work at 600S.  I'll have to stop on by now.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: m0t0g0th on June 21, 2008, 12:58:08 PM
Quote from: beelzebub on June 21, 2008, 03:17:02 AM
ducati - does it come with pussy magnet?

first thought reply: it does, but it doesn't trigger green light sensors so - feh

second, more considered thought: well, i haven't fallen off yet, nice and snug between the thighs.. it actually might

third, it's so hot i have brain damage thought: geez man, way to call the Duc riders here 'pussies'   ;)
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: hydra on June 21, 2008, 01:52:58 PM
 [popcorn]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: CairnsDuc on June 21, 2008, 02:47:43 PM
Quote from: beelzebub on June 21, 2008, 03:17:02 AM
ducati = does it come with pussy magnet!


Fixed it for you
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: DoubleEagle on June 21, 2008, 08:47:42 PM
Ah yes....the famous  "Ducati Hotties ." Makes me ill just thinking about the two non transferable tickets that Ducati comped me for the weekend Race and Saturday night  Festivities  for bying the R. I was still out of action recuperating from Surgery. Oh well ,thanks for reminding me of what I missed.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: mitt on June 21, 2008, 09:28:29 PM
I didn't thing that girls like Annie were allowed in Utah?  [evil]

thanks for the link  [thumbsup]

mitt
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: m9hundo on June 21, 2008, 11:23:00 PM
well... looks like I'll be making a stop at the fertility clinic this week after all.  :-\
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: eltristo on June 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
I love that this is from Salt Lake City.  Let's hear it for the counterculture!
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: duc996 on June 22, 2008, 03:05:51 AM
Wow! Great combo  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
I'm reporting this thread to moderator. It's degrading to women and it might offend our female members.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Got Duc on June 22, 2008, 05:47:49 AM
.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: El Matador on June 22, 2008, 07:39:44 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
I'm reporting this thread to moderator. It's degrading to women and it might offend our female members.

Eres la diva puertoriqueña?
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: ODrides on June 22, 2008, 07:44:49 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
I'm reporting this thread to moderator. It's degrading to women and it might offend our female members.

I agree.  And I didn't see any motorcycles in the pics, so this should be in "no moto content."
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 08:04:25 AM
No exactamente.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 22, 2008, 09:16:33 AM
Quote from: ODrides on June 22, 2008, 07:44:49 AM
I agree.  And I didn't see any motorcycles in the pics, so this should be in "no moto content."
I respect women. THat is why there are no pictures on the thread itself.. there is a link that you MUST open to look at.. so if you get offended.. DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.. that's all! Plus,,  the women on the pictures are wearing clothes and or swimming suits.. how is that DEGRADING? Don't the females on this forum wear swimming suits TOO? If you are that uptight.. I recommend you never watch MTV again or VH1 or go to the beach.. ever again in your life.. MAN!!!! .. [bang] [bang]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: El Matador on June 22, 2008, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: julianista on June 22, 2008, 09:16:33 AM
I respect women. THat is why there are no pictures on the thread itself.. there is a link that you MUST open to look at.. so if you get offended.. DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.. that's all! Plus,,  the women on the pictures are wearing clothes and or swimming suits.. how is that DEGRADING? Don't the females on this forum wear swimming suits TOO? If you are that uptight.. I recommend you never watch MTV again or VH1 or go to the beach.. ever gain in your life.. MAN!!!! .. [bang] [bang]

Don't worry about it dude. Duccarlos is the least politically correct person on the board. He is just starting shit for the sake of starting shit...
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 22, 2008, 10:16:24 AM
Quote from: El Matador on June 22, 2008, 10:07:23 AM
Don't worry about it dude. Duccarlos is the least politically correct person on the board. He is just starting shit for the sake of starting shit...

haha... gotcha!! I thought we were in church for a sec.. and I was ready to go confess all my sins.. including looking at babes wearing ducati apparel.. I feel really dirty..  [evil] ;D
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: johnster on June 22, 2008, 10:37:34 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
I'm reporting this thread to moderator. It's degrading to women and it might offend our female members.

You're joking I would assume...

-Why not write a letter to SLM + Ducati while you're at it telling them how combining two beautiful things (women + bikes) is unacceptable + inappropriate...

Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: dropstharockalot on June 22, 2008, 11:03:33 AM
Amie belongs in the "Accessories & Mods" forum, 'cuz her after-market parts are not very well integrated with the original frame.  Mirsti's a man, and Annie needs a sandwich.

///end hate
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 22, 2008, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: johnster on June 22, 2008, 10:37:34 AM
You're joking I would assume...

-Why not write a letter to SLM + Ducati while you're at it telling them how combining two beautiful things (women + bikes) is unacceptable + inappropriate...


[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
Enough with the nonsense.. enjoy the eye candy!
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 02:02:52 PM
I love the fact that you guys believe the guy that posted a pic of his own ass  [roll]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: johnster on June 22, 2008, 02:23:04 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 02:02:52 PM
I love the fact that you guys believe the guy that posted a pic of his own ass  [roll]

[laugh] [laugh]

Fair enough...
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: m0t0g0th on June 22, 2008, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: dropstharockalot on June 22, 2008, 11:03:33 AM
Amie belongs in the "Accessories & Mods" forum, 'cuz her after-market parts are not very well integrated with the original frame.  Mirsti's a man, and Annie needs a sandwich.

///end hate

see, i was gonna go "there" too.
i don't wear a bathing suit out of respect for other people's eyes.  NSFS (not safe for sanity).  but i'll oogle attractive women the same way i oogle awesome Ducati mods.  just because mine's stock doesn't mean i can't pick up ideas looking around.  and everyone's tastes vary; some like a lot of plastic work, some just want it naked because form following function is beautiful to them.
... there's pictures of Carlos' ass around?   :-\
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: ODrides on June 22, 2008, 03:19:45 PM
Quote from: julianista on June 22, 2008, 09:16:33 AM
I respect women. THat is why there are no pictures on the thread itself.. there is a link that you MUST open to look at.. so if you get offended.. DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.. that's all! .... I recommend you never watch MTV again or VH1 or go to the beach.. ever again in your life.. MAN!!!!

Aaaaw, you fell for it! 
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 22, 2008, 04:12:01 PM
Quote from: ODrides on June 22, 2008, 03:19:45 PM
Aaaaw, you fell for it! 

I agree.  And I didn't see any motorcycles in the pics, so this should be in "no moto content."
try to fix it now.. you weren't joking... but it's ok.. I guess that some men don't like to look at beautiful girls wearing ducati apparel..  [moto]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: SolidSnake3035 on June 22, 2008, 04:16:51 PM
I'd rather have the beautiful girls looking at me in my ducati apparel...  and hopefully asking for a ride or two.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: DoubleEagle on June 22, 2008, 08:45:31 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 22, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
I'm reporting this thread to moderator. It's degrading to women and it might offend our female members.
A little satire Sir Ducc......or do I have you confused w/ another Duccarlos  ?
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: timmer357 on June 23, 2008, 09:30:20 AM
There were more after market parts on the girls than the bikes.  I like "stock" girls... [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: CountGreffi on June 23, 2008, 10:14:07 AM
That brown haired one leaning over the red Monster so could get it. I know I have a GF, not like it stops me anyway, but I wouldn't even bat an eye with that one.

cg
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: ODrides on June 23, 2008, 10:21:51 AM
Quote from: julianista on June 22, 2008, 04:12:01 PM
try to fix it now.. you weren't joking... but it's ok.. I guess that some men don't like to look at beautiful girls wearing ducati apparel..  [moto]

You can tell it was a joke because of there were clearly motorcycles in the pics, yet I said "I didn't see any motorcycles in the pics, so this should be in 'no moto content.'"  That's how you can tell.  But it's ok.
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: Cucciolo on June 23, 2008, 10:40:56 AM
Quote from: ODrides on June 23, 2008, 10:21:51 AM
You can tell it was a joke because of there were clearly motorcycles in the pics, yet I said "I didn't see any motorcycles in the pics, so this should be in 'no moto content.'"  That's how you can tell.  But it's ok.


just enjoy the girls, would ya!  [moto]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: robartlum on June 23, 2008, 01:12:15 PM
This is one of the fundemental percs of owning a Ducati. It is also a reason you MOD.  [beer]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: spike spiegel on June 23, 2008, 02:25:18 PM
thanks for a non-boring photo slide presentation [clap]
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: hankthe8th on June 23, 2008, 10:10:48 PM
Oh Picture 29, how I love thee. Try and tell my girlfriend how much I like the color of the tank, she doesn't believe I'm even looking at the tank. Jeez, maybe I'm not.

LINK (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/getnraped/29.png)


<mod>
Links are OK, pics aren't.
</mod>
Title: Re: For your enjoyment! Nothing like girls and ducs!
Post by: NAKID on June 23, 2008, 10:53:09 PM
Who cares if they are bolt ons?