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Title: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Monsterlover on November 15, 2011, 12:14:07 PM
Meanwhile In Russia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZC3eXI2tC8&feature=player_embedded#)

3:25 [laugh]

Who knows if these are really all from Russia, but funny nonetheless

;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Slide Panda on November 15, 2011, 12:43:18 PM
Some of it is, or at least some place they speak Russian. I only know a couple words, but I heard an 'Oh God' when the dude takes out the light in the subway escalator with his head
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 15, 2011, 12:47:46 PM
In Soviet Russia, faucet drink from you!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Monsterlover on November 15, 2011, 12:53:33 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on November 15, 2011, 12:47:46 PM
In Soviet Russia, faucet drink from you!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

I was thinking the same when I watched that

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: NoisyDante on November 15, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
(http://assets.meanwhilein.org/hashed_silo_content/33f/e1c/239/resized/russia.jpg)

(http://reallygui.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/6V3zA.jpg)

(http://img.bestmemes.com/pix/26469087.jpg)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: the_Journeyman on November 15, 2011, 01:29:51 PM
Some funny antics, as well as a few "that's gotta hurt" ones too!

JM
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 15, 2011, 02:29:10 PM
The merry-go-round is my personal favorite
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: triangleforge on November 15, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
Looked a lot like the Moscow i remember - dreary, damp, bleak, and full of stuff that seems like a good idea after a third of a bottle of vodka.

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: fastwin on November 15, 2011, 06:35:43 PM
That video gives vodka a bad name. ;D And it seemed to end rather badly with the head on bus interface. [bang]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: krolik on November 15, 2011, 06:43:02 PM
Russians give vodka a bad name. I learned, the hard way, never to try to out drink a russian if vodka is involved. [bang]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: fastwin on November 15, 2011, 07:06:14 PM
I don't know any Russians and I drink tequila. [laugh] [laugh] But I will certainly take your word on it. [thumbsup] [drink]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 15, 2011, 10:47:25 PM
Quote from: krolik on November 15, 2011, 06:43:02 PM
Russians give vodka a bad name. I learned, the hard way, never to try to out drink a russian if vodka is involved. [bang]

So this.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: TiNi on November 16, 2011, 02:30:22 AM
Quote from: krolik on November 15, 2011, 06:43:02 PM
Russians give vodka a bad name. I learned, the hard way, never to try to out drink a russian if vodka is involved. [bang]

i know someone who likes vodka enough to give it a try  ;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: ducpainter on November 16, 2011, 03:34:51 AM
Quote from: TiNi on November 16, 2011, 02:30:22 AM
i know someone who likes vodka enough to give it a try  ;D
me too... ;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 16, 2011, 06:48:02 AM
How did they ever manage to launch the sputnik?

oh right....captured German scientists....I forgot
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: triangleforge on November 16, 2011, 07:55:32 AM
Quote from: krolik on November 15, 2011, 06:43:02 PM
Russians give vodka a bad name. I learned, the hard way, never to try to out drink a russian if vodka is involved. [bang]

I realized I was way out of my league the first time I opened a bottle of cheap Russian vodka and realized that the cap wasn't re-usable. Because really, once the bottle's open, Russians don't really understand why you'd want to close it again.   :o

The one time I tried to keep up was at a session in a funky little artist's apartment somewhere in Moscow. When the vodka ran out, we switched to brandy. When the brandy ran out, we switched to Georgian wine. When the wine ran out, he brought out the last thing in the cabinet - a green, two liter bottle of something funky, medicinal and a bit off. About a liter and a half in, I remember swimming through the fog to try to make out the Cyrillic spelling on the bottle. Fer... Fer... huh, what's that? Ferm... Fermutt. Fermutt... OK, then; when the bottom of the barrel is full of bad Russian Vermouth, the only thing to do is drink that barrel dry.

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: fastwin on November 16, 2011, 09:29:10 AM
The drinking until it runs out, then switching to something else, then repeat, etc. sounds eerily like my guy's time out at my friend's west TX ranch/shooting festival last week. My Suburban was much lighter on the return trip home from the ammo dump and bottles of liquor and beer consumed. [thumbsup] Neither of which is a bad thing. ;)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: stopintime on November 16, 2011, 09:55:38 AM
If you need to really deserve a drink.....

På tynn sjøis 2 (on thin sea ice 2), Sandefjord in Norway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyUf7r_9yNs#)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: MikeZ on November 16, 2011, 11:34:18 AM
Something is definitely not right with that guy
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: fastwin on November 16, 2011, 11:42:50 AM
Don't get to do much of that here in Texas. ;D Yep, dude has a hitch in his getty up for sure. [cheeky]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: VisceralReaction on November 16, 2011, 12:19:55 PM
He was a seal in his past life maybe?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 16, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
his cheeks looked puffy....I think his testicles ascended to his head when he hit the water
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on November 16, 2011, 12:39:55 PM
This thread is even more funny if the person that is sitting behind in the office, as you watch this, is Russian.  ;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Monsterlover on November 16, 2011, 12:41:48 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 16, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
his cheeks looked puffy....I think his testicles ascended to his head when he hit the water

I know mine did just watching that

[laugh]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: VisceralReaction on November 16, 2011, 01:08:47 PM
Meanwhile
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk60/visceralreaction/inrussia.jpg)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 16, 2011, 09:01:42 PM
Do they still have Lenin-Under-Glass in the Square?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 16, 2011, 09:35:02 PM
Quote from: TiNi on November 16, 2011, 02:30:22 AM
i know someone who likes vodka enough to give it a try  ;D

I know a girl who says vodka shots with Russian hookers is a really bad idea...  [drink]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 17, 2011, 12:02:41 PM
Quote from: mergatroyd on November 16, 2011, 09:35:02 PM
I know a girl who says vodka shots with Russian hookers is a really bad idea...  [drink]

anything to do with Russian Hookers is a bad idea
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: NoisyDante on November 18, 2011, 12:51:34 AM
That doesn't sound like the Rat I've come to know...
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 01:43:31 AM
Quote from: NoisyDante on November 18, 2011, 12:51:34 AM
That doesn't sound like the Rat I've come to know...

But just because something is a bad idea, it does not mean it shouldn't be pursued to closure

the badder it was the more appealing it seemed

at least 50% of my days on this earth were spent on bad ideas  ;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: NoisyDante on November 18, 2011, 02:36:36 PM
 [beer]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: AJ on November 19, 2011, 01:39:11 AM
boozahol + this video = debate on the feasibility of fire extinguisher riding in this apartment building...
[laugh]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 19, 2011, 10:11:12 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 16, 2011, 09:01:42 PM
Do they still have Lenin-Under-Glass in the Square?

Yup.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: RAT900 on November 20, 2011, 12:34:38 AM
Quote from: peeny on November 19, 2011, 10:11:12 PM
Yup.

how's he holding up....I recall reading that he had some aging issues
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: ducpainter on November 20, 2011, 04:04:57 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 20, 2011, 12:34:38 AM
how's he holding up....I recall reading that he had some aging issues
funny how that works
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2011, 01:33:25 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 20, 2011, 12:34:38 AM
how's he holding up....I recall reading that he had some aging issues

Looks more lifelike than Nate.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: ducpainter on November 20, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: peeny on November 20, 2011, 01:33:25 PM
Looks more lifelike than Nate.
ouch  :'(
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: the_Journeyman on November 20, 2011, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 01:43:31 AM
at least 50% of my days on this earth were spent on bad ideas  ;D

The pursuit of bad ideas leads to good judgment later in life.

JM
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: fastwin on November 20, 2011, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: peeny on November 20, 2011, 01:33:25 PM
Looks more lifelike than Nate.

Ouch +2. 100 points deducted from your team score. [laugh]
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: ItsaDuc on August 01, 2012, 07:57:56 PM
Saw this today and instantly thought of all of you.

;D

Grenade Fishing Gone Wrong FAIL (ORIGINAL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssimKmMpg4&feature=player_detailpage#)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: duccarlos on August 02, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
You have to be pretty wasted to think that's a good idea. I half expected to see to guys lose an arm.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Slide Panda on August 02, 2012, 07:32:45 AM
Fuse was a little quick on that one...
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: VisceralReaction on August 02, 2012, 09:10:44 AM
How old was that grenade? That was a quick 4 seconds!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Slide Panda on August 07, 2012, 12:49:33 PM
Ok, not all Russia, but mostly

Motorcycles on the road Compilation 2012 (3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSdSED-X0A#)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Ducatamount on August 07, 2012, 02:12:16 PM
Go Pro is great!  [laugh]
Funny how many of them crashed going in a straight line. (knock on wood)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Speedbag on August 07, 2012, 03:22:04 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 02, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
You have to be pretty wasted to think that's a good idea.

Come on. Really.

Explosives and alcohol are made for each other.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: mitt on August 08, 2012, 08:11:09 AM
What do they make the roads out of there?  It looked like the majority of bikes just had the front end go like Rossi on the Ducati GP.

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Russia
Post by: Slide Panda on August 08, 2012, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: mitt on August 08, 2012, 08:11:09 AM
What do they make the roads out of there?  It looked like the majority of bikes just had the front end go like Rossi on the Ducati GP.

Dried gypsy tears