doing it in the front seat..directly in front of the community mailbox..at 3:00pm..with the windows down.
Seriously?!
Yeah, that's what my son and I saw during our afternoon stroll today.
pics or it didn't happen. ;D
Quote from: muskrat on November 17, 2011, 10:00:28 PM
pics or it didn't happen. ;D
They'd just be too IZ_ to make out anyway... ;D
Yeah..that was weird situation.
No pics though.
I got busted in college for the same thing but was in front of the dorm room. I had no idea campus cops could be so judgmental. :-\
tee hee.... IZ saw somebody getting.....
wait for it.......
nailed
bazinga!
Funny BP! [cheeky]
I strolled around corner..3 doors down from my house. Currently live on a typical city block in AZ with a bunch of homes and a community mailbox at end of street. A car was parked in front of mailboxes. Hmm.. I sensed something wasn't right. I guess it was my mall-cop-ninja-sense?? [cheeky] Anyway, I was heading toward the car parked on side of street and in front of my mailbox. As I got closer..being nosey..I looked in since the windows were down. Kid jumps off the girl and into back seat. He's freaking out..holding his balls in his hands. She's pulling her skirt back down, started laughing and said.."Oh, now I'm all sticky" as I walk by. She clearly looked at me..with my kid in his stroller. That's what pissed me off. So I turned around and said Well, I guess you need to get your f'*cking sticky azz out of here then, don't ya?! >:(
I don't why I said it. None of my business. Should've just told them not on my lawn! [cheeky]
Somethings different though since I've got this kid living with me now. A bit more protective of what he sees and that was a bit too much.
I was at the beach a few years back August....late in the day...on my way to go surf-casting at the jetty.....
girl polishing her guy's knob in plain sight on a blanket a few yards back from the waterline
I was sorely tempted to walk over and stand behind the guy to see if I could get a line going
or at least get a turn if her jaw wasn't aching
but I felt more like fishing than fighting....
musta been old age kicking in...I have a bad idea "filter" working these days
Now the beach I understand Rat. Something about the waves and a beach blanket.
So the girl yesterday was about 16.. Maybe 17?! I know there's a few high school aged kids who live directly behind us.
someone must have lost a bet.
A couple of years ago on our family summer vacation in New Mexico we were in Red River for the day. I was parked by a rustic old hotel while the wifely unit went across the street to a photo shop to get some pics they had taken of us going up the mountain on the ski lift. Nice racket by the way. ;) Anyway, I'm sitting in the Suburban with junior and his friend (playing video games in the back seat) and low and behold through the hotel room window right in front of us this couple start getting it on! The window was open so you could even hear them! He's got her pinned up against the wall and her legs are wrapped around him. Had to turn the radio on so the kiddos couldn't hear the running commentary! [laugh] The couple obviously didn't give a shit if they had a family audience. When my wife got in the Suburban with the pics they were still rattlin' the walls going at it full steam. Her jaw hit the floor and she told me to drive away right now! Damn... I was enjoying the show. [laugh] Does that make me a bad person? [cheeky] [popcorn]
Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 08:17:17 AM
[laugh] Does that make me a bad person? [cheeky] [popcorn]
Nope.
Quote from: IZ on November 18, 2011, 12:12:40 AM
So I turned around and said Well, I guess you need to get your f'*cking sticky azz out of here then, don't ya?! >:(
I don't why I said it. None of my business. Should've just told them not on my lawn! [cheeky]
Because you are a father, taking care of your kid, and two jackasses are having sex in public? I think it was a perfectly appropriate thing to say.
Many many MANY years ago (1972 or so) I was driving an Auto Parts Delivery Truck for a Newark Auto Parts and Supply shop......
and I was supplementing my income by wholesaling kilo bricks of weed in the Newark Housing Projects....all while living in a cold water railroad flat in East Orange above a pharmacy
I was horribly depressed....
One awful slushy winter day I saw a stray dog trying to hump a matted, frozen dead stray dog by the gutter on Frelinghuysen Ave
I took it as a sign that my life needed to turn a corner
Damn dude... now I'm depressed. ;D I still love your mime getting punched out story though!! [clap] [bow_down] [bacon]
Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 08:58:52 AM
Damn dude... now I'm depressed. ;D I still love your mime getting punched out story though!! [clap] [bow_down] [bacon]
LOL....... it was a very dark passage...the dog scene was fitting
You can't truly appreciate the good parts of your life without having lived through some major funk. Our parents had the Depression and WWII. What a pregnant dog slap that was. It was all down hill with a tailwind after that. The dog scene was for sure a sign. [thumbsup] Here's to more goodness. [beer] [wine] [thumbsup]
I scrubbed out of college, got re-classed 1A with a bad lottery number and was waiting for a draft notice...it never came
even though my high school gym teacher (who hated me) was head of the local Draft Board
and promised me he would get me sent to Vietnam to get my ass shot off the moment I lost my deferment
Quote from: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 08:53:21 AM
One awful slushy winter day I saw a stray dog trying to hump a matted, frozen dead stray dog by the gutter on Frelinghuysen Ave
he was just stopping in for a cold one..
My number was in the low 320s. [thumbsup] Had that going for me. My brother bungled college and joined the Air Force to avoid Nam and ended up at a SAC base in Seoul, Korea servicing B-52s. He wanted to be an air traffic controller... I think they were way too smart to let him in the tower. [laugh]
OK... back to horny teenagers. ;) My soon to hit 15 year old step son hasn't gone girl crazy yet and Mom is scared shitless. There's a storm coming. [laugh]
Quote from: ducatiz on November 18, 2011, 09:27:05 AM
he was just stopping in for a cold one..
[laugh] [laugh] My wife just asked what I was laughing at! [laugh]
Thanks, once again, Rat for making my day. [clap]
Oh well...I was 17 once and my girlfriend at the time and I would do it any place I could find to park my Bug. Yeah, we got "caught" a few times...good times... [thumbsup]
Quote from: ZLTFUL on November 18, 2011, 10:08:35 AM
Thanks, once again, Rat for making my day. [clap]
...says the monkey performing coitus with a football
Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 09:33:54 AM
[laugh] [laugh] My wife just asked what I was laughing at! [laugh]
did you try to explain? [laugh]
Quote from: ducatiz on November 18, 2011, 10:58:21 AM
...says the monkey performing coitus with a football
I thought that was Roeutheuleusibeurguer recieving a snap. ???
Quote from: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 11:01:21 AM
did you try to explain? [laugh]
Why bother? No humor gene in that girl. [laugh]
Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 11:28:09 AM
Why bother? No humor gene in that girl. [laugh]
as long as she has the patience and tolerance genes...those are more important
What are those? ;)
Quote from: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 08:53:21 AM
Many many MANY years ago (1972 or so) I was driving an Auto Parts Delivery Truck for a Newark Auto Parts and Supply shop......
and I was supplementing my income by wholesaling kilo bricks of weed in the Newark Housing Projects....all while living in a cold water railroad flat in East Orange above a pharmacy
I was horribly depressed....
One awful slushy winter day I saw a stray dog trying to hump a matted, frozen dead stray dog by the gutter on Frelinghuysen Ave
I took it as a sign that my life needed to turn a corner
I feel like those should be the opening lines from an east coast Raymond Carver
esque short story.
Part of zoning administration involves inspections of our major shopping centers for violations... illegal signage, outdoor storage, unenclosed dumpsters, etc... it's routine to take a spin through the mall's parking lots right after lunchtime or in early afternoon.
I've instructed my employees to make sure they coast up behind any rocking vehicles they find, hit the hazzard lights and horn, and say "You, in the car! Stop it right now!" through the P.A. The guy with the best picture in his camera phone of the suprised couple usually gets lunch from the rest of the office at the end of the month.
Quote from: dropstharockalot on November 21, 2011, 01:24:15 PM
Part of zoning administration involves inspections of our major shopping centers for violations... illegal signage, outdoor storage, unenclosed dumpsters, etc... it's routine to take a spin through the mall's parking lots right after lunchtime or in early afternoon.
I've instructed my employees to make sure they coast up behind any rocking vehicles they find, hit the hazzard lights and horn, and say "You, in the car! Stop it right now!" through the P.A. The guy with the best picture in his camera phone of the suprised couple usually gets lunch from the rest of the office at the end of the month.
[clap] [clap] [clap]
[laugh]
You should go get a Coitus Interruptus Award made-up
and host a monthly award presentation luncheon
maybe a Banishment From Eden plaque like this with engraving
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/creation-adam-banished.jpg)
i will admit that i have been guilty of missing certain cues that the area we chose was more well travelled than i thought.
like the arking lot of a movie theater...i just smiled at the mom trying to hide her kid's eyes as they walked right next to the car. (they could have gone far away, they wanted to know what was going on i guess)
They got what they paid for
;D
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 22, 2011, 12:55:39 PM
(they could have gone far away, they wanted to know what was going on i guess)
well if the car was bouncing like an LA lowrider with an air suspension I could imagine the mom's curiosity
[laugh]
Quote from: RAT900 on November 22, 2011, 01:05:33 PM
well if the car was bouncing like an LA lowrider with an air suspension I could imagine the mom's curiosity
it wasn't rocking that badly.
No funny story about catching anyone but some jerk scared the crap out of my 18 Year Old girlfriend and I having some fun in the front seat of my car in front of the community mailbox...ruined a perfect afternoon.
LOL
Before we were married, my wife was game for almost anything, almost anywhere. One memorable time I was driving thru town with her in my Fiat Spider. The day was warm, the top was down, and with no warning, she leans over, unzips me, and starts knobgobbling for all she's worth. [thumbsup] It's all good til we get to a stoplight. I wasn't paying much attention to anything but the show in my pants until I heard someone say "Goddamn! Ain't that some shit!" I look over and two guys in a truck are getting an eyefull. Soon as the light changed, I zipped away and drove behind a warehouse a couple of blocks over where we could TCB without an audience. [evil]