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Title: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: duccarlos on November 30, 2011, 01:55:32 PM

I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&feature=player_profilepage#)

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: ManaloEA on November 30, 2011, 06:37:14 PM

Does the definition of sex have to include another person? [laugh]

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: ducatiz on November 30, 2011, 06:52:39 PM

Quote from: ManaloEA on November 30, 2011, 06:37:14 PM
Does the definition of sex have to include another person? [laugh]

the song addresses that

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: ManaloEA on November 30, 2011, 08:14:57 PM

Quote from: ducatiz on November 30, 2011, 06:52:39 PM
the song addresses that

I guess my ADD kicked in and I didn't listen long enough...

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: ab on November 30, 2011, 09:10:56 PM

[bang] long famine here :'( [bang]

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: KnightofNi on November 30, 2011, 09:48:48 PM

i had crotch fireworks too

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: duccarlos on December 01, 2011, 05:57:43 AM

I will have to admit that at the time I posted this, I had not had sex :'(

But, in my defense I wanted to post it earlier in the week when it was the case [evil]

I will probably end up bumping this thread hopefully at least once a month

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: ducatiz on December 01, 2011, 06:02:14 AM

Quote from: duccarlos on December 01, 2011, 05:57:43 AM
I will probably end up bumping this thread hopefully at least once a month

the sad wish of a married man... :-)

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: Grampa on December 01, 2011, 08:36:19 AM

Quote from: KnightofNi on November 30, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
i had crotch fireworks too

a ginger condition?

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: rgramjet on December 01, 2011, 08:42:20 AM

Quote from: ducatiz on December 01, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
the sad wish of a married man... :-)

Hear, make the beast with two backsin Hear!

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: herm on December 01, 2011, 11:14:50 AM

maybe change the title of the thread to.....wait for it.....

"I just had sex........"

it will be easier to search, and have more meaning when you bring it back to the top of the list every month or so.. [thumbsup]

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: fastwin on December 01, 2011, 12:46:52 PM

That's some funny shit right there! [laugh] And yes... that's coming from an old married guy. [thumbsup]

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: NoisyDante on December 01, 2011, 01:02:41 PM

I'd be singing that song too if I had Blake Lively in my bed

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: triangleforge on December 01, 2011, 01:41:19 PM

Quote from: KnightofNi on November 30, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
i had crotch fireworks too

So apparently the "Want to see my titanium parts?" line works after all. Who knew?

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: KnightofNi on December 01, 2011, 03:22:23 PM

Quote from: bobspapa on December 01, 2011, 08:36:19 AM
a ginger condition?

only when in the sun

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: Monsterlover on December 08, 2011, 05:55:23 AM

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: duccarlos on December 18, 2011, 05:31:19 AM

Bump ;D ;D

Title: Re: "If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."
Post by: herm on December 18, 2011, 04:51:57 PM

grind [evil]

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