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Title: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: red baron on December 16, 2011, 10:19:46 AM
http://www.ducatiusa.com/news/ducati_and_iskin/2011/12/14/2334/index.do?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=ducati_iskin&utm_campaign=NL_20111215 (http://www.ducatiusa.com/news/ducati_and_iskin/2011/12/14/2334/index.do?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=ducati_iskin&utm_campaign=NL_20111215)



[puke]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: duccarlos on December 16, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
Fonzie Jumps the Shark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDthMGtZKa4#)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Buckethead on December 16, 2011, 10:28:19 AM
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j157/shadow_ryder/Other%20Pics/double-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Speeddog on December 16, 2011, 10:37:19 AM
I didn't know it was possible to sew trashbags.
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: CDChase1981 on December 16, 2011, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on December 16, 2011, 10:37:19 AM
I didn't know it was possible to sew trashbags.

Me neither
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: The Architect on December 16, 2011, 10:54:17 AM
Reminds me of this

(http://aimeemajor.com/images/costumes/zoolander.jpg)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Ddan on December 16, 2011, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on December 16, 2011, 10:37:19 AM
I didn't know it was possible to sew trashbags.

Just the latest in a long line of technological breakthroughs.   [roll]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: DW on December 16, 2011, 11:10:56 AM
Italian nylon?  As a premium product?  Really?



Really?


Are they serious?
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: muskrat on December 16, 2011, 11:11:29 AM
 [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Raux on December 16, 2011, 11:16:04 AM
do you know how much static electricity trashbags can generate  :o
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Speedbag on December 16, 2011, 11:28:27 AM
And I thought some of the H-D swag was gay.....   [laugh]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Grampa on December 16, 2011, 11:28:37 AM
I am George Costanza and I approve of this item.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o5wVhwq8CQY/TUonMNmvUsI/AAAAAAAAAEE/TUlbItXhmKA/s320/seinfeld_puffy_coat.jpg)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Nomad on December 16, 2011, 11:28:55 AM
Looks like they are made out of recycled condoms....
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: duccarlos on December 16, 2011, 11:38:17 AM
Quote from: Raux on December 16, 2011, 11:16:04 AM
do you know how much static electricity trashbags can generate  :o

They're making an electric 1199?
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Raux on December 16, 2011, 11:56:51 AM
actually this fits with the rumor they are making a scooter
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: extra330 on December 16, 2011, 11:58:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 16, 2011, 11:28:37 AM
I am George Costanza and I approve of this item.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o5wVhwq8CQY/TUonMNmvUsI/AAAAAAAAAEE/TUlbItXhmKA/s320/seinfeld_puffy_coat.jpg)

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: zarn02 on December 16, 2011, 12:04:59 PM
:P
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: ducatiz on December 16, 2011, 01:16:44 PM
This thread is already epic after only 1 page

Quote from: DW on December 16, 2011, 11:10:56 AM
Italian nylon?  As a premium product?  Really?



Really?


Are they serious?

Yeah, but don't get it wet or it will expand to twice the original size.
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Buckethead on December 16, 2011, 01:42:09 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 16, 2011, 01:16:44 PM
Yeah, but don't get it wet or it will expand to twice the original size.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: rgramjet on December 16, 2011, 01:49:10 PM
Technoista? 
[puke]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: MendoDave on December 16, 2011, 07:55:00 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 16, 2011, 11:28:37 AM
I am George Costanza and I approve of this item.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o5wVhwq8CQY/TUonMNmvUsI/AAAAAAAAAEE/TUlbItXhmKA/s320/seinfeld_puffy_coat.jpg)

That jacket is exactly what it reminds me of.
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: herm on December 16, 2011, 08:44:10 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 16, 2011, 01:16:44 PM
This thread is already epic after only 1 page....

this thread has made me puke in my mouth after only one page..
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 16, 2011, 09:22:29 PM
Quote from: herm on December 16, 2011, 08:44:10 PM
this thread has made me puke in my mouth after only one page..

Only because you got a PM from IZ before you read it.

:P
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: IZ on December 16, 2011, 09:36:36 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]  ^^

Quote from: bobspapa on December 16, 2011, 11:28:37 AM
I am George Costanza and I approve of this item.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o5wVhwq8CQY/TUonMNmvUsI/AAAAAAAAAEE/TUlbItXhmKA/s320/seinfeld_puffy_coat.jpg)

My first thought!!

Well..actually, with the mood I'm in tonight..my first thought was to post a different pic! 
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Howie on December 16, 2011, 09:41:38 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on December 16, 2011, 10:37:19 AM
I didn't know it was possible to sew trashbags.

Ducati would only use the highest quality trash bags. 
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Howie on December 16, 2011, 09:44:42 PM
Quote from: howie on December 16, 2011, 09:41:38 PM
Ducati would only use the highest quality trash bags. 

Quote from: ducatiz on December 16, 2011, 01:16:44 PM
This thread is already epic after only 1 page

Yeah, but don't get it wet or it will expand to twice the original size.

Maybe not.
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: RAT900 on December 16, 2011, 10:40:53 PM
Quote from: Nomad on December 16, 2011, 11:28:55 AM
Looks like they are made out of recycled condoms....

Probably made using the same synthetics that they use for the expanding fuel tanks
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: stopintime on December 17, 2011, 03:51:02 AM


    (http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l394/stopintime/boblejakke.jpg)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: lethe on December 17, 2011, 05:38:49 AM
what's wrong with trash bags?
I've made clothing from them before to ride through monsoon like rain.  ;D
and no, pics do not exist, I removed it before anyone at my destination got a camera ready  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: mitt on December 17, 2011, 06:10:04 AM
 [bang]    [bang]   

The harley shop I was in a couple days ago to pick up a tshirt for my b-in-law had better fashion than this.

mitt
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: teddy037.3 on December 17, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
shouldn't that have gone into the WTF thd?
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: FatguyRacer on December 18, 2011, 02:34:25 PM
Quote from: mitt on December 17, 2011, 06:10:04 AM
[bang]    [bang]   

The harley shop I was in a couple days ago to pick up a tshirt for my b-in-law had better fashion than this.

mitt

Don't even go there. LOL!
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: The Mad King Pepe' on December 20, 2011, 07:33:42 AM
Quote from: stopintime on December 17, 2011, 03:51:02 AM

    (http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l394/stopintime/boblejakke.jpg)

And for her:
(http://marissaaross.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/condom-dress-02.jpg)

more here: http://head2heels-roxanne.blogspot.com/2011/01/pretty-clothes-made-from-pretty.html (http://head2heels-roxanne.blogspot.com/2011/01/pretty-clothes-made-from-pretty.html)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: ducatiz on December 20, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on December 20, 2011, 07:33:42 AM
And for her:
(http://marissaaross.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/condom-dress-02.jpg)

more here: http://head2heels-roxanne.blogspot.com/2011/01/pretty-clothes-made-from-pretty.html (http://head2heels-roxanne.blogspot.com/2011/01/pretty-clothes-made-from-pretty.html)

that's very handy at a party or if you're a prostitute
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Goat_Herder on December 20, 2011, 11:46:39 AM
^^ or if she is a balloon animal artist.
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Buckethead on December 20, 2011, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on December 20, 2011, 11:46:39 AM
^^ or if she is a balloon animal artist.

CAUTION: Despite being condom/balloon animals, the following video may not exactly be safe for work.

Durex Get it On! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqt3Zb7BItA#)
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: duccarlos on December 20, 2011, 12:58:00 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on December 20, 2011, 12:15:42 PM
CAUTION: Despite being condom/balloon animals, the following video may not exactly be safe for work.

Durex Get it On! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqt3Zb7BItA#)

That's just not right.
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: fastwin on December 20, 2011, 02:30:36 PM
The Durex video is funny as hell! Thanks, made my day! [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Nice job Ducati...........blech
Post by: Pip on December 21, 2011, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 16, 2011, 01:16:44 PM

Yeah, but don't get it wet or it will expand to twice the original size.

The first material they tested got a distinct "dent" in it the first time you dropped it.  ;)