If my monster were an actress from the 60s she'd be Sofia Loren (nuff said)
If my monster were a cat it'd be a Leopard (not the biggest or the fastest but lb for lb the baddest)
If my monster were a ball player it wouldn't play no second string (sort of a quote stolen from CCR)
So what about your monster? What would it be?
If my monster were a
Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.
Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....
See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....
...welcome to my mind
if my Monster were a cartoon charachter, it'd be The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumble)
if my monster was a small farm animal..... I'd be arested for bestiality
and I'd have to apply for a conditional use permit for keeping a farm animal within the city limits.
but that would be the least of my worries.... see'n how I'm being arrested for having sex with animals.
If my monster were a composer it would be Stravinsky.
Capable of making beautifully crass noise. Some people love it while others will never understand.
Quote from: avizpls on January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
If my monster were a
Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.
Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....
See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....
...welcome to my mind
If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.
(welcome to MY mind... [beer])
If my monster was an opera singer it would be because it sings like Pavarotti
If my Monster were a person, it would be the scary homeless guy that smells like pee..but has a heart of gold...and an expanding plastic liver apparently
If my Monster were a monster, it would be Chewbacca... loud and scary, but I know what it's saying.
If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account
Quote from: Nomad on January 25, 2012, 04:16:20 PM
If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account
[laugh]
If my Monster were a fighter it would kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM
If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.
(welcome to MY mind... [beer])
But... if your monster were a bird, would it be an eagle??
If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......
If my monster were a criminal it would be a gangsta! [evil]
http://youtu.be/rL9ihXiFAko (http://youtu.be/rL9ihXiFAko)
If my Monster were an evil spirit, it would haunt and curse me for what I did to it.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/HPIM1039.jpg)
Quote from: red baron on January 25, 2012, 05:54:22 PM
If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......
Cuz the S4rs doesn't give a sh*t [thumbsup]
If my Monster were in CAM, I'd be riding it... There is no snow in this northern area.
if my monster was a winning Megabucks ticket I wouldn't be writing this!
If my Monster were an actress, she'd be Monica Bellucci and I'd still be riding every chance I get [drool]
If my monster were a mafioso it would be al capone
If my monster was a computer: It'd be an apple. It does the exact same damn thing as every other computer (I mean motorcycle), but it cost more, and for some reason we all love them, and will defend them to our death! [laugh]
If my Monster were Chuck Norris, it would never run out of gas or need to be serviced, EVER. It would also make at least 150 hp more than any other motorcycle that's ever been or yet to be.
Hell who am I kidding, if my bike were Chuck Norris it would even need gas to run.
If my monster had been a female it would be the one in the corner that doens't stand out compared to some others, but you can't take your eyes off of her. She isn't the prettiest, she's loud, she says and does what she wants, andyou know you'll have a great time with her.
the last time i saw it i was told it was being worked over into a track bike. not sure if that makes it a tranny or not. :-\
If my Monster were a woman shed be Selma Hayeck. Vuloptuous lines, silky skin with a passion to ignite anyone's fire when she speaks.....Er.....cranks.
If my monster were a woman shed be Kate Beckinsale. Slender, sleek, muscular, and asskicking in the underworlds.
Quote from: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 10:00:38 AM
If my Monster were a woman shed be Selma Hayeck. Vuloptuous lines, silky skin with a passion to ignite anyone's fire when she speaks.....Er.....cranks.
You forgot "expanding tanks"
If my Monster was an airplane it would be able to take off from a treadmill and land back on it.
If my Monster were boobies they would be..............SPECTACULAR!!
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on January 26, 2012, 10:10:34 AM
If my monster were a woman shed be Kate Beckinsale. Slender, sleek, muscular, and asskicking in the underworlds.
Amen! I'd be divorced again but it would be worth it.
if my monster was a 620 capriex.... I'd be bang'n Paris in a Vegas sauna while do'n 140mph after I cruise walmart for underage chicks.
if my monster was still working it would still be filthy.
;D
Quote from: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Amen! I'd be divorced again but it would be worth it.
She ruined the world for me, she is the standard by which I judge all other women...and sadly, few compare.
If my Monster were Sir Francis Drake, it would need a custom map. [roll]
If my Monster was a 749... er wait..
If my 749 was a Monster... No still not right..
Oh! If my Monster was a 749S, She'd be one well dressed lady.
If my 749S was a Monster, She'd take her clothes off and quickly realize she isn't a Monster.
Thats all I got.
if my duc were a girl, she'd be the one that you say you're going to stop buying stuff for but you wind up doing it anyway because she looks so good in what you got.
and also, anytime she screws up, you totally blame the people who made her.
If my Monster were a drug it would , wait, my monster is already a drug... Shit I forgot what I was going to say..
If my Monster was car, it would be a Fiat X1. Slow, underpowered, falls victim to weird gremlins, and is one hell of a load of fun in the twisties.
If my Monster was a teenager, it would be misunderstood and wearing a mohawk but still able to kick the popular guys' asses.
JM
well, my Monster is for me, Gina, as in Gina Lolobrigida, Italian, sexy, voluptuous, erotic, exotic ... and everything you all have said ...
That's my Monster ... my mistress, my therapist ...
if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...
...ran off with another man
Quote from: teddy037.3 on February 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...
...ran off with another man
so, that's the reason you're 'Hypered' ...
Quote from: teddy037.3 on February 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...
...ran off with another man
Yeah, but I bet the cash flow went in the other direction.