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Title: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: sugarcrook on February 13, 2012, 11:49:03 AM
It's kinda slow on Monday, but here ya go. 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Official Trailer (HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=34x6m-ahGIo#)
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 01:09:37 PM
Never thought of an axe as an effective vampire deterrent. And I thought Abe had better things to do like going to the theatre. ;)
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: lethe on February 13, 2012, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 01:09:37 PM
Never thought of an axe as an effective vampire deterrent. And I thought Abe had better things to do like going to the theatre. ;)
If you're badass enough to fell a large tree in a single swipe, I'd say even a plastic straw would be effective in such hands.
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM
I have a lot of tree cutting to do at my property in the country. That badass Abe has got some work to do. ;)

Besides, why did they pick Abe to be the Civil War era Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Why not Tom Sawyer or Huckleberry Finn? Yeah, I know they are a little post Abe but they're close enough to be early Buffys! ;D [popcorn]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: lethe on February 13, 2012, 02:36:53 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM
I have a lot of tree cutting to do at my property in the country. That badass Abe has got some work to do. ;)

Besides, why did they pick Abe to be the Civil War era Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Why not Tom Sawyer or Huckleberry Finn? Yeah, I know they are a little post Abe but they're close enough to be early Buffys! ;D [popcorn]
They didn't know Poe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Hunter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Hunter)
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
Wait a minute... are they calling us Southerners vampires? God dammit, thems fightin' words!! Dixie don't take no shit! [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: Le Pirate on February 13, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
Wait a minute... are they calling us Southerners vampires? God dammit, thems fightin' words!! Dixie don't take no shit! [laugh] [laugh]

since when does a TEXAN refer to himself as a southerner? We're Texans, dammit!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 14, 2012, 07:20:14 AM
Southwestener? [laugh]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: El Matador on February 14, 2012, 11:27:09 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on February 13, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
since when does a TEXAN refer to himself as a southerner? We're Texans, dammit!  [laugh]

Damn right. As I'm constantly reminded, we live in the replublic of Texas. There's even a national beer of Texas.
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: ducatiz on February 14, 2012, 11:39:24 AM
Q:  What do you do if you can't fit a Texan into his coffin?

A:  Give him an enema and bury him in a shoebox.
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 14, 2012, 11:58:51 AM
Be nice people. [popcorn] [laugh]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: Le Pirate on February 16, 2012, 02:41:30 PM
Quote from: El Matador on February 14, 2012, 11:27:09 AM
Damn right. As I'm constantly reminded, we live in the replublic of Texas. There's even a national beer of Texas.

Wait. I'm not that good of a Texan, apparently...

What is our state..ahem...national beer? I know I pretty much only drink Shiner  [drink]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 16, 2012, 03:01:16 PM
Mmmmm.... Shiner. [drool] I'm digging the Bohemian Black Lager! [thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [clap] Bet vampire killin' Abe could go for one. All that axe wielding works up a thirst.
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: Le Pirate on February 16, 2012, 03:23:37 PM
it's all about the Shiner Hefeweizen (make sure you swirl as you pour). It's pure awesome in a bottle  [drink]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: Speedbag on February 16, 2012, 03:25:06 PM
In the trailer, they show what appears to be expansion of the capitol building. Didn't that happen after Abe got capped? I'm so confused.

;D
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: ducatiz on February 16, 2012, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Le Pirate on February 16, 2012, 02:41:30 PM
Wait. I'm not that good of a Texan, apparently...

What is our state..ahem...national beer? I know I pretty much only drink Shiner  [drink]

Lone Star. 

http://www.lonestarbeer.com/ (http://www.lonestarbeer.com/)
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: El Matador on February 16, 2012, 04:36:52 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on February 16, 2012, 03:31:52 PM
Lone Star. 

http://www.lonestarbeer.com/ (http://www.lonestarbeer.com/)

I can't believe that swill won twice at GABF. Oh how the standards have changed.
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: fastwin on February 16, 2012, 05:04:44 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on February 16, 2012, 03:25:06 PM
In the trailer, they show what appears to be expansion of the capitol building. Didn't that happen after Abe got capped? I'm so confused.

;D

Hollyweird. [roll] My wife hates watching movies with me. She can't stand it when I point out all the mistakes in movie scenes. Hey, that guy is now driving a different colored car! Or wait a minute, that guy was shooting a SIG and now he's shooting a Glock... or the slide is locked back, the gun is empty and there is still gun shot sounds! [laugh]
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: Speedbag on February 16, 2012, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 16, 2012, 05:04:44 PM
Hollyweird. [roll] My wife hates watching movies with me. She can't stand it when I point out all the mistakes in movie scenes. Hey, that guy is now driving a different colored car! Or wait a minute, that gut was shooting a SIG and now he's shooting a Glock... or the slide is locked back, the gun is empty and there is still gun shot sounds! [laugh]

Yep.

Watched a show the other day where two girls were driving a red late-model ('05-up) Mustang, and went off the road and rolled it. When the smoke cleared it suddenly was about a '97! I remarked to my wife how a simple rollover magically knocks a decade off the age of your car!

:)
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: Le Pirate on February 16, 2012, 06:37:56 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on February 16, 2012, 03:31:52 PM
Lone Star. 

http://www.lonestarbeer.com/ (http://www.lonestarbeer.com/)


G--ross.
Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter
Post by: ducatiz on February 16, 2012, 06:41:55 PM
Quote from: Le Pirate on February 16, 2012, 06:37:56 PM

G--ross.

it's not bad for the style.. american cream lager.  you have to like that style.