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Great. More scary shit. [roll] Wonder if they can do anything about my hair loss? [popcorn]
Quote from: fastwin on February 21, 2012, 09:00:30 AM
Great. More scary shit. [roll] Wonder if they can do anything about my hair loss? [popcorn]
Go to Burt Reynolds toup emporium
Life..........finds a way. -The Fly
Quote from: pennyrobber on February 21, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
Life..........finds a way. -The Fly
That '86 re-make of The Fly was pretty cool. [thumbsup] [popcorn] Brundle-Fly. ;D
It's only a matter of time. The best part will be the animal-human hybrids they'll make to do all our manual labor. That is, until they revolt and eat us all.
Quote from: ducatiz on February 21, 2012, 11:53:03 AM
It's only a matter of time. The best part will be the animal-human hybrids they'll make to do all our manual labor. That is, until they revolt and eat us all.
They already exist........ They are known a SEIU members.
Sounds like hybrid critter version of the Walking Dead. [popcorn]
We'll finally perfect a way to destroy ourselves if it kills us trying!
Quote from: bobspapa on February 21, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
They already exist........ They are known a SEIU members.
[popcorn] [wine]
I've been reading for a number of years about attempts to clone mastodons. I have 43 acres here - I'd like to start a mastodon ranch. I'd find the most tractable ones and train them for low impact winter logging and for mastodon back grouse hunting. Problem mastodons and culls would be put in a large high fence hunting operation, where for a very large sum of money and a signed indemnification, you can don your loincloth and lease a couple flint tipped spears or an atlatl (deposit required) and go toe to toe with our ancient prey and channel your troglodyte ancestors!
Mastodon leather, steaks, burger, ivory, mastodon wool sweaters, mastodon veal - the opportunities are endless!!!!!
Can I get 5 acres.. wait, you have winters..
Quote from: WarrenJ on February 21, 2012, 05:13:07 PM
I've been reading for a number of years about attempts to clone mastodons. I have 43 acres here - I'd like to start a mastodon ranch. I'd find the most tractable ones and train them for low impact winter logging and for mastodon back grouse hunting. Problem mastodons and culls would be put in a large high fence hunting operation, where for a very large sum of money and a signed indemnification, you can don your loincloth and lease a couple flint tipped spears or an atlatl (deposit required) and go toe to toe with our ancient prey and channel your troglodyte ancestors!
Mastodon leather, steaks, burger, ivory, mastodon wool sweaters, mastodon veal - the opportunities are endless!!!!!
Outstanding idea!! [clap] [popcorn] [bacon]
Mastodon Mozzarella?
Hadn't thought about the cheese angle - the dairy barn across the road is idle - probably have to raise the ceiling for clearance and put in larger stantions. Probably need a bigger bulk tank too. Aged brick cheese made from mastodon milk - the marketing slogans are endless. Getting slapped with a piss soaked cow tail while milking would probably be a fond memory after what would probably happen in that barn. Standing behind a mastodon when it coughs after being on fresh spring grass would probably be a fatal event. I have learned a lot of things milking cows that I wish I didn't know.
And you can also guide hunts of the PETA members that gather around your ranch!
Anyone that wanted to inspect the hunting area would be more than welcome to wander around in there - I just wouldn't be motivated to look for them real hard if they didn't show up after a day or two.