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Title: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: CayoHueso on February 25, 2012, 06:15:34 PM
Does anyone else watch this program? It is absolutely hilarious.

I can see having a few weeks rations, supplies, etc. However, these people have food and supplies for years.

Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: CayoHueso on February 25, 2012, 06:17:14 PM
The guy on right now has a real solid chance. He just shot himself in the thumb with his .22.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: lethe on February 25, 2012, 06:19:36 PM
just keep track of who around you has supplies and then rob them when the time comes
make the beast with two backs the ants, I'm a grasshopper thug
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: CayoHueso on February 25, 2012, 06:21:20 PM
Quote from: lethe on February 25, 2012, 06:19:36 PM
just keep track of who around you has supplies and then rob them when the time comes
make the beast with two backs the ants, I'm a grasshopper thug

Last Saturday there was some group of adult hippies who had all sorts of supplies. They felt that firearms don't fit in their belief system so they don't need them. This guy basically said "people will be nice to us when they meet our friendly community."

Sure. They would get picked off like pigeons.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: lethe on February 25, 2012, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: CayoHueso on February 25, 2012, 06:21:20 PM
Last Saturday there was some group of adult hippies who had all sorts of supplies. They felt that firearms don't fit in their belief system so they don't need them. This guy basically said "people will be nice to us when they meet our friendly community."

Sure. They would get picked off like pigeons.
I guess that when life gives you Armageddon, eat pigeon  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: swampduc on February 25, 2012, 06:40:19 PM
Quote from: CayoHueso on February 25, 2012, 06:21:20 PM
Last Saturday there was some group of adult hippies who had all sorts of supplies. They felt that firearms don't fit in their belief system so they don't need them. This guy basically said "people will be nice to us when they meet our friendly community."

Sure. They would get picked off like pigeons.

those people were hilarious. Apparently, their organic garden and sewing skills were gonna keep them alive  [laugh]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: CayoHueso on February 25, 2012, 06:48:26 PM
Quote from: swampduc on February 25, 2012, 06:40:19 PM
those people were hilarious. Apparently, their organic garden and sewing skills were gonna keep them alive  [laugh]

They honestly thought people would be civilized and nice. Yeah right. They'd be torn apart so fast.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: ItsaDuc on February 25, 2012, 10:03:20 PM
Three words...

Bat Shit Crazy
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 25, 2012, 10:21:33 PM
Mostly habaneros.


I guess I misread the title.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: RAT900 on February 26, 2012, 01:44:51 AM
I love the teotwawki/wtshtf crew and threads on the gun boards

lots of fantasizing about which favorite gun they'll take with them to the hills

no idea how much water rather than large caliber ammo they will need to hump along to keep on the move

no idea how rapidly they will be shot as they approach entrenched groups who do not care about their (now meaningless) politics or beliefs

but are more worried about the intruder's drain on resources and disease carrying potential

no idea that their MRE's have a life expectancy etc etc

no idea that their (non-magneto equipped) On-Star equipped rugged ranger 4x4

will be shut off in the driveway by a satellite so there aren't mass clogs on the highways

and the gov't/military can move around

the only real approach

is to be prepared to kill your neighbors

and cook them thoroughly to kill any parasites before eating them

Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: pennyrobber on February 26, 2012, 08:44:31 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on February 26, 2012, 01:44:51 AM
the only real approach

is to be prepared to kill your neighbors

and cook them thoroughly to kill any parasites before eating them

+1

It's not the zombies you delicious people should be worried about.  [evil]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: lethe on February 26, 2012, 08:47:36 AM
That's why I make it a point to taste like soot and poo
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: dropstharockalot on February 26, 2012, 11:38:38 AM
I'm using this show to justify my aquisition of $140 worth of beef jerky yesterday. "Honey, just watch the Discovery Channel.  We need to get ready for the economic collapse.  I'm looking out for the family with all this jerky."

Other than that, it's pretty useless.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: muskrat on February 26, 2012, 01:09:02 PM
I haven't seen it yet but based on the commentary I can't wait.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: CayoHueso on February 26, 2012, 01:29:36 PM
The top two reasons people seem to be afraid of are hyper-inflation and a magnetic pulse bomb.

Basically the "experts" have said the chance of either occurring is very small.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: Monsterlover on February 27, 2012, 03:05:22 AM
Quote from: lethe on February 26, 2012, 08:47:36 AM
That's why I make it a point to taste like soot and poo

Ooohhhhhh I see what you did there

:D
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: lethe on February 27, 2012, 02:44:56 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 27, 2012, 03:05:22 AM
Ooohhhhhh I see what you did there

:D
;D
knew someone would catch that
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: Monsterlover on February 27, 2012, 03:06:22 PM
Quote from: lethe on February 27, 2012, 02:44:56 PM
;D
knew someone would catch that

Its kind of obscure but I got it in 2 seconds ;D
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: lethe on February 27, 2012, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 27, 2012, 03:06:22 PM
Its kind of obscure but I got it in 2 seconds ;D
fits the theme of the thread too as it's a post apocalyptic reference  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: Monsterlover on February 27, 2012, 03:20:13 PM
Yes, I suppose so

Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: Goat_Herder on February 27, 2012, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on February 26, 2012, 01:44:51 AM
the only real approach

is to be prepared to kill your neighbors

and cook them thoroughly to kill any parasites before eating them
LOL, totally agree.  When it comes down to the end, it doesn't matter how well stocked and prepared you are.  All it really matter is how you can get to the resources you need to survive, whether to acquire it from nature or over [fill in blank]'s dead body. 

Note to self: start digging the bunker in the baseball craw space.  Extra points for using a remote controlled earth mover.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: pennyrobber on February 27, 2012, 06:25:27 PM
My plan is to set up treadmill with model plane on top in the center of town. Then, while everyone is standing around debating, I raid their food stash.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: CayoHueso on February 27, 2012, 06:45:16 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on February 27, 2012, 06:25:27 PM
My plan is to set up treadmill with model plane on top in the center of town. Then, while everyone is standing around debating, I raid their food stash.

That reminds me of a mythbusters on several years ago testing a plane on a giant simulated treadmill seeing if it will take off. Is that what you are referring to?
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: rgramjet on February 27, 2012, 07:24:47 PM
Just saw a tv commercial from the dept of homeland security urging people to put together a 72 hour "go bag". 
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: Mother on February 27, 2012, 08:22:22 PM
His name was Jeremiah Johnson

they say he wanted to be a mountain man.

The story goes that he was a man of proper wit and adventurous spirit, suited to the mountains.

Nobody knows where abouts he come from and don't seem to matter much.

He was a young man and ghosty stories about the tall hills didn't scare him none.

He was looking for a Hawken gun, .50 caliber or better.

He settled for a .30, but damn, it was a genuine Hawken, and you couldn't go no better.

Bought him a good horse, and traps, and other truck that went with being a mountain man, and said good-bye to whatever life was down there below.
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: dropstharockalot on February 28, 2012, 09:39:04 AM
"Can ya skin grizz, pilgrim?"
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: fastwin on February 28, 2012, 11:13:28 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on February 27, 2012, 07:24:47 PM
Just saw a tv commercial from the dept of homeland security urging people to put together a 72 hour "go bag". 

I posted a ?? on the gun stuff thread about bug out bags and what you would want in yours but didn't get much of a response. Zach posted about back packs but no one offered their ideas on the goodies they'd put in it. [popcorn]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: fastwin on February 28, 2012, 11:14:23 AM
Quote from: dropstharockalot on February 28, 2012, 09:39:04 AM
"Can ya skin grizz, pilgrim?"

That's a funny scene when he leads the bear into the cabin! [laugh]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: triangleforge on February 28, 2012, 11:34:03 AM
Quote from: fastwin on February 28, 2012, 11:13:28 AM
I posted a ?? on the gun stuff thread about bug out bags and what you would want in yours but didn't get much of a response. Zach posted about back packs but no one offered their ideas on the goodies they'd put in it. [popcorn]

I'd seen this a few days after you posted, but the conversation had wandered off by then. I was reminded of a story in The Backwoodsman magazine, in which he scoffed at all these cartridge guns as "bug out" weapons. When it REALLY hits the fan, he argued, you need a .32 cal flintlock, a bullet mold & know how to extract saltpeter from your saved urine...
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: zach (Slag) on February 28, 2012, 11:38:27 AM
Triangleforge just raised the manliness bar  [clap]  Kill a beast with your own urine!
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: fastwin on February 28, 2012, 11:38:53 AM
Sounds like a lot of work. [popcorn] [laugh]
Title: Re: Doomsday Preppers - NGC
Post by: brimo on February 28, 2012, 03:21:40 PM
Quote from: Mother on February 27, 2012, 08:22:22 PM
His name was Jeremiah Johnson....<edit>



Pussy, he'd be no match for "guy on a buffalo"  http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53065.15 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53065.15)