Ducati Monster Forum

Local Clubs => OZ monsters => Topic started by: Roaduser on April 10, 2012, 03:05:41 AM

Title: funny motorcycle report
Post by: Roaduser on April 10, 2012, 03:05:41 AM
basically a scantily guy caught doing 150 in a 100 zone gets pulled over and then the police have to call paramedics for him suffering hyperthermia!!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8449107/speeding-vic-rider-suffers-hypothermia (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8449107/speeding-vic-rider-suffers-hypothermia)
Title: Re: funny motorcycle report
Post by: Twizted on April 10, 2012, 04:09:31 AM
What a tard. How about this chick in the story next to it. Damn this woulda hurt!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8448850/woman-thrown-into-air-by-jet-blast (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8448850/woman-thrown-into-air-by-jet-blast)
Title: Re: funny motorcycle report
Post by: Roaduser on April 10, 2012, 08:35:57 PM
and todays effort!!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8449451/victorian-postie-filmed-in-daredevil-stunt (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8449451/victorian-postie-filmed-in-daredevil-stunt)
Title: Re: funny motorcycle report
Post by: Roaduser on April 29, 2012, 08:55:53 PM
this weeks effort

http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-sued-over-bikeinduced-erection-20120430-1xty4.html (http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-sued-over-bikeinduced-erection-20120430-1xty4.html)
Title: Re: funny motorcycle report
Post by: Rowdy on April 30, 2012, 10:53:24 AM
Banana seat indeed.

I wonder if Corbin-Pacific make seats for monsters?
Title: Re: funny motorcycle report
Post by: Betty on April 30, 2012, 06:25:05 PM
Quote from: Roaduser on April 29, 2012, 08:55:53 PM
this weeks effort

http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-sued-over-bikeinduced-erection-20120430-1xty4.html (http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-sued-over-bikeinduced-erection-20120430-1xty4.html)


Quote from: from the Article
A Californian motorcycle enthusiast has taken legal action after a bike seat gave him long lasting erections.

... but:

Quote from: from the Article
The court notes state [he] “has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride” including ... the inability to engage in sexual activity.

... methinks he's not doing it right.
Title: Re: funny motorcycle report
Post by: rendang on May 01, 2012, 04:58:35 AM

   I like the comment on the article " Yeah but he's riding a BMW so the boner's a bit wasted "    [laugh]