This was sent to me. It's too good not to share.
Written by a 29 year old from his 74 year old dad.
http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/ (http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/)
"These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to make the beast with two backs us."
[laugh]
"You didn’t get a good deal, you were just make the beast with two backsed gently. Trust me, Best Buy will not be the one with the sore asshole tomorrow."
Good Find [thumbsup]
Id like to have a beer with the Father. That was awesome!
There is a book out as well, it's friggin hilarious [thumbsup]
You guys are a little late. ;)
There has already been a tv show with Bill Shatner that's now cancelled.
Really funny stuff though, my GF and I have been following his feeds for a few years now!! [thumbsup]
Quote from: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2012, 01:33:23 PM
You guys are a little late. ;)
There has already been a tv show with Bill Shatner that's now cancelled.
Really funny stuff though, my GF and I have been following his feeds for a few years now!! [thumbsup]
There's this place called No Moto Content which is a place for you to post things others may not have seen. Help us out. ;D
Quote from: ItsaDuc on April 17, 2012, 06:31:40 AM
"These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to make the beast with two backs us."
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2012, 01:33:23 PM
You guys are a little late. ;)
There has already been a tv show with Bill Shatner that's now cancelled.
Wow, looks like I'm really late.
And I don't care. Really funny stuff!
http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/archive (http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/archive)
"Stop trying so hard. He doesn’t like you. Jesus, don’t kiss an ass if it’s in the process of shitting on you"
[laugh]
"There won’t be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain’t a species made to last."
"A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
[laugh]
That's good stuff. [laugh]