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Title: end of the world..............
Post by: sofadriver on April 17, 2012, 09:47:51 PM
Kim Kardashian wants to run for mayor of Glendale, Ca.
Holy sh!t............
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: NAKID on April 17, 2012, 09:53:38 PM
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Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: kopfjäger on April 17, 2012, 09:58:48 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/04/kim-kardashian-mulls-run-for-glendale-mayor.html?track=icymi (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/04/kim-kardashian-mulls-run-for-glendale-mayor.html?track=icymi)
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: NAKID on April 17, 2012, 10:12:49 PM
Proof she's a dumbass....
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: sugarcrook on April 17, 2012, 10:38:21 PM
Can we make her mayor of Mars and send her there?
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Raux on April 18, 2012, 12:20:54 AM
Wanna make a bet if she runs she wins.  Celebrity status is political magic.

i had more to say but don't wnat the thread locked

edit: if she runs for one of the five seats, she'll get the mayor position.  [laugh]
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Speedbag on April 18, 2012, 04:19:59 AM
 [bang]
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: lethe on April 18, 2012, 04:23:01 AM
She'll marry every single male in town for five minutes.
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Post by: zooom on April 18, 2012, 05:26:30 AM
scary thing is that nowadays, the media spectrum usage for any political endeavour is key, and she seems to have a mastery of how to dominate the media...so she is likely to win for this kind of position....

thinking of other actors that have gone to political offices in CA, feel free to add where I forgot for those left coasters in the know...

Ronald Reagan,
Clint Eastwood,
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Howie on April 18, 2012, 05:34:50 AM
Let's not forget Sonny Bono and Shirley Temple Black.  I'm sure there are others.  IMO, Kim Kardashian is still in a class of her own.
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Post by: Stella on April 18, 2012, 06:42:57 AM
Quote from: howie on April 18, 2012, 05:34:50 AM
Let's not forget Sonny Bono and Shirley Temple Black.  I'm sure there are others.  IMO, Kim Kardashian is still in a class of her own.

And "Gopher"...
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: zooom on April 18, 2012, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Stella Stay Puffing on April 18, 2012, 06:42:57 AM
And "Gopher"...

who now lives in the DC area and does conservative talk radio
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: KnightofNi on April 18, 2012, 07:10:09 AM
Quote from: zooom on April 18, 2012, 05:26:30 AM
scary thing is that nowadays, the media spectrum usage for any political endeavour is key, and she seems to have a mastery of how to dominate the media...so she is likely to win for this kind of position....

thinking of other actors that have gone to political offices in CA, feel free to add where I forgot for those left coasters in the know...

Ronald Reagan,
Clint Eastwood,
Arnold Schwarzenegger,

wait, she's an actress?
I was wondering why she is famous.
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: triangleforge on April 18, 2012, 07:17:06 AM
Quote from: Raux on April 18, 2012, 12:20:54 AM

edit: if she runs for one of the five seats, she'll get the mayor position.  [laugh]

If this is the one with implants, she'll need to run for more than one of the seats.
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: fastwin on April 18, 2012, 07:54:27 AM
Don't get me started on the Kardashians. Again, they all are breathing up good air and taking up valuable space. I'm just waiting for the aliens to kidnap them all and anally prob them forever. Is that bad of me? [laugh] make the beast with two backsing wankers! Move on, nothing to see here. [roll]
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: ducatiz on April 18, 2012, 08:02:54 AM
"Toute nation a le gouvernement qu’elle merite."
(""Every country has the government it deserves.")   
                  --------------Joseph de Maistre, Lettres et Opuscules Inédits vol. 1, 15 August 1811

http://www.bartleby.com/73/740.html (http://www.bartleby.com/73/740.html)
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: triangleforge on April 18, 2012, 08:58:24 AM
Or my favorite variation on that theme:

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard." - H. L. Mencken
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: lethe on April 18, 2012, 09:01:40 AM
I welcome our future Kardashian overlords.
Boob and butt implants for all!
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: ZLTFUL on April 18, 2012, 09:18:45 AM
Quote from: Stella Stay Puffing on April 18, 2012, 06:42:57 AM
And "Gopher"...
Quote from: zooom on April 18, 2012, 06:58:57 AM
who now lives in the DC area and does conservative talk radio

Fred ended up being quite a good representative of Iowa. I honestly wish he would have won the governor's race here. As for his talk radio career, he stopped doing that in 2011 due to some...uh...shall we say controversial things he and his wife said about radical Islam.

But Kardashian as a mayor...isn't that like letting the patients run the nuthouse?
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: ducatiz on April 18, 2012, 09:52:21 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on April 18, 2012, 09:18:45 AM
But Kardashian as a mayor...isn't that like letting the patients run the nuthouse?

Madtv - keeping up with the kardashians (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9uc6U6bxzY&feature=related#)
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: triangleforge on April 18, 2012, 10:15:34 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on April 18, 2012, 09:18:45 AM
Fred ended up being quite a good representative of Iowa.

One of my favorite moments of my stint on Capitol Hill was watching Rep. Grandy entering one of the revolving doors at the Longworth House Office Building just as a pair of giggling teenagers were going out. When they realized it was Gopher opposite them through the glass, they stopped dead and began squealing and pointing, briefly trapping the freshman congressman in the doors in the process. He handled it well, with a smile and wave, and I got the impression it wasn't the first time for him.

And while we're on the subject of political celebs, don't forget Mayor Eastwood of Carmel-by-the-Sea.
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Post by: zooom on April 18, 2012, 10:20:08 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on April 18, 2012, 10:15:34 AM
And while we're on the subject of political celebs, don't forget Mayor Eastwood of Carmel-by-the-Sea.

ummm...I mentioned him on page 1
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Post by: fastwin on April 18, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
A Kardashian as Mayor of anything? :P Another sign of the Apocalypse. [bang] [roll] Thank God the Dallas Mavericks booted Odom out of town and he can take his yahoo K-dashian wife with him. Dallas/Ft. Worth doesn't need the drama or bad press. We can take care of that ourselves!
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Post by: muskrat on April 18, 2012, 10:56:02 AM
I hope it a hoax.   Sadly though if you ask who her sisters are people will name them but ask who their state rep is and  :-X
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Le Pirate on April 18, 2012, 12:31:47 PM
She'll have to run for Mayor and Deputy-mayor. Her butt is going to need both seats.



P.S. Any city that votes her into office deserves to go down in flames.
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Post by: triangleforge on April 18, 2012, 12:52:20 PM
Quote from: zooom on April 18, 2012, 10:20:08 AM
ummm...I mentioned him on page 1

OK... How about Congressman Ben Jones, AKA "Cooter" from Dukes of Hazzard?

And since we're keeping score, Le Pirate pirated my snarky remark from page one as well  ;D
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: fastwin on April 18, 2012, 12:55:11 PM
That's why he's a pirate! [laugh]
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Post by: RAT900 on April 18, 2012, 01:27:27 PM
Jesse Ventura?....Al Franken?

the people of Minnesota are strange
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Post by: Mother on April 18, 2012, 01:30:29 PM
on the subject of Jesse the body

he did seem to truly believe in what he was doing

as for the others

I dunno I didn't have the opportunity to hear them speak

Arnold just seems to be smiling for the cameras

Jesse seemed genuinely pissed about a lot of shit
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Speedbag on April 18, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
From wwtdd.com on the subject:

" In a new clip from “Khloe and Lamar,” Kim Kardashian says she wants to run for mayor of Glendale, but before you think this is yet another publicity stunt, she adds, “for real”. Not “real” enough to know that Glendale doesn’t have an elected mayor but whatever. The LA Times says…

“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kardashian said, later clarifying that “it’s going to be in, like, five years.”

And between now and then maybe she can actually move from where she lives, which is Calabasas, to Glendale, about 40 minutes away.

(Kardashian) said she would choose to run for office in Glendale “because it’s, like, Armenian town.”

Actually it’s White town. It’s 64 percent white, 9 percent Armenian. But the people of Glendale are sure to be impressed that she chose their town because it would be the easiest.

It would not be the first time a celebrity ran for political office in the state of California. Voters recently elected body builder Arnold Schwarzenegger to the governorship. After movie star Ronald Reagan was voted into the same post, he moved on to become president of the United States.

The “body builder” also has a Business degree from the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and the “movie star” had a degree in Economics from Eureka College. Kim didn’t get her degree four years after high school because, at the time, there was a guy was peeing on her and filming it, and professors don’t really allow that kind of thing in class. "

[laugh]
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Speedbag on April 18, 2012, 02:36:52 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 18, 2012, 01:27:27 PM
Jesse Ventura?....Al Franken?

the people of Minnesota are strange

And your point is?

;D
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: fastwin on April 18, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
Again, the end of the world is near! And why on God's green Earth are we even talking about this shit and why are those dumb sluts on the cover of every magazine at the check out counter where ever I go? OK... I am first in line to whack the shit out of everyone of them up side the head with a shovel. After all I have seen, read and heard I deserve the first whack! [bang] [laugh] Just sayin'. ;)
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Post by: stateprez on April 18, 2012, 04:37:22 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on April 18, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
From wwtdd.com on the subject:

The “body builder” also has a Business degree from the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and the “movie star” had a degree in Economics from Eureka College. Kim didn’t get her degree four years after high school because, at the time, there was a guy was peeing on her and filming it, and professors don’t really allow that kind of thing in class. "

[laugh]
I was just about to post this.  Sometimes, I think Brendon is the smartest person in media.
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Post by: Grampa on April 18, 2012, 06:47:16 PM
Until the day her vajayjay speaks......I shall concern myself not with what that woman does.
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: ducatiz on April 18, 2012, 06:52:27 PM


(http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/MOAR.jpg)
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: Monsterlover on April 21, 2012, 02:33:55 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 18, 2012, 06:52:27 PM

(http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/MOAR.jpg)

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Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: MendoDave on April 21, 2012, 05:57:13 PM
And here I thought Palin was not presidential material. I'm not even sure Kim is good enough material to run a beauty salon without having a general manager to run it for her.
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: fastwin on April 21, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
$20 bucks says this just got locked! [popcorn] [bacon]
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: MendoDave on April 21, 2012, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: fastwin on April 21, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
$20 bucks says this just got locked! [popcorn] [bacon]

This thing had locked all over it from the start.
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: fastwin on April 23, 2012, 08:53:27 AM
OMG... it's still not locked? [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: ducatiz on April 23, 2012, 09:41:13 AM
(http://lolmart.com/files/2011/01/happycatinstagram.jpg)
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Post by: zooom on April 23, 2012, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 23, 2012, 09:41:13 AM
(http://lolmart.com/files/2011/01/happycatinstagram.jpg)

think he mighta had 1 or 2 too many to begin with...

IBTL BTW
Title: Re: end of the world..............
Post by: fastwin on April 23, 2012, 09:56:11 AM
Nothing like the 40 lb. cat on the TV news today in Santa Fe, NM. Jumbo kitty!!

http://www.wfaa.com/news/national/Fat-cat-39-lb-cat-needs-to-slim-down-148433335.html (http://www.wfaa.com/news/national/Fat-cat-39-lb-cat-needs-to-slim-down-148433335.html)