Clearly folk do care:
Quote from: RAT900 on June 12, 2012, 03:56:27 AM
Pried a deer tick off my scrote this a.m.
that was exciting
and no I am not a shrub-focker, my local range is infested with them
these are the sorts of things I would expect Major Moosehumper to encounter
[laugh] [laugh] just doing my part to ensure that the NMC is enriched with quality content
Hey Doc, make the pain go away, but leave the swelling! :D
it did cross my mind to post a few photos for posterity
but I tend to second-guess my better ideas these days
I could add my story about answering a call of nature in the high country of Victoria, Australia and being swarmed by leeches. And yes I gave a ...literally.
I have wandered around the bush for quite a few of my careers and ticks became a common occurrence but once working actually really close to home I had a family of the little buggers head north for the winter and that night I was glad I am married..........so many jokes.......anyway the little pricks (plural: meaning ticks.....) were not much bigger then pin heads but still burrowed in there pretty good! From memory she pulled around 8 off that general region. Sorry no pics......Ahh the memories....... :o
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WTF ???
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I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF >:(
Away with you, impostor!
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I got nothin'.....and I'm glad. ;D
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
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WTF ???
(http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6479;type=avatar)
I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF >:(
Away with you, impostor!
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This post belongs in NOGAS ;D
how cute, the martians are fighting
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting
" I will destroy you with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator....prepare to die Martian Scum"
(http://laserstars.org/humour/Marvin.gif)
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting
The martian
s are not fighting.
Lionel Mandrake has gone off the rails is all ;D
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 04:46:48 AM
The martians are not fighting.
Lionel Mandrake has gone off the rails is all ;D
There's a reference not everyone will get. [thumbsup]
Squabbling factions from the Crown colonies
we may have to send in a Canadian to give them a stern dressing-down
this is not the ball sucking i asked for
Indeed...certainly not the first parasite to go head first into my junk...
this one was just a mere blood sucking bug
the parasite before it was a much larger soul sucking, joy killing type
i cannot pair that in my head -- joy killing during that? nah
oh there's a difference between reading the lines of a script
and plunging into the role
plungers and scrotum don't mix!
I hope that is not spoken from a FHE perspective
Quote from: zooom on June 13, 2012, 06:31:01 AM
plungers and scrotum don't mix!
just make sure you clean them well first. [thumbsup]
otherwise picking toilet paper and corn nuggets out of your hair is annoying
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
just make sure you clean them well first. [thumbsup]
otherwise picking toilet paper and corn nuggets out of your hair is annoying
ooooffff [puke] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I guess we could say this qualifies as sage advice
Quote from: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 06:47:41 AM
ooooffff [puke] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I guess we could say this qualifies as sage advice
I've never had a blockage that required a plunger to release so it is just an assumption.
Maybe some may like such activities.
Who are we to comdemn them, these happy pantless janitors?
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 06:50:44 AM
I've never had a blockage that required a plunger to release so it is just an assumption.
Maybe some may like such activities.
Who are we to comdemn them, these happy pantless janitors?
these same pantless janitors also get their kicks with a wet/dry shop-vac too!!!...lil bit a vaseline in the tube and they seem to get more of their rocks off than with a $50 hooker...
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
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WTF ???
(http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6479;type=avatar)
I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF >:(
Away with you, impostor!
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Strange fellow, but if it makes you feel better, how's this one? ( I don't think Gort was from Mars anyway)
Quote from: brimo on June 13, 2012, 02:51:45 PM
Strange fellow, but if it makes you feel better, how's this one? ( I don't think Gort was from Mars anyway)
Strange
fellow, or Merkwürdigliebe?? Either way, that's much better [thumbsup]
Quote from: brimo on June 13, 2012, 02:51:45 PM( I don't think Gort was from Mars anyway)
One alien visitor to Earth from a distant planet is the same as the next to the Earthlings [roll] They need to get out more.
Quote from: ducpainter on June 13, 2012, 04:51:14 AM
There's a reference not everyone will get. [thumbsup]
I got it. [thumbsup] One of my all time favorite movies! [popcorn]
This thread has a real twisted feel to it. Again, you guys crack me up! [laugh] Thanks, I could use a good laugh today. ;)
Quote from: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I got it. [thumbsup] One of my all time favorite movies! [popcorn]
YEAH...but you're old or something....LOL
Thank you for noticing. [laugh]
Quote from: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:46:10 PM
Thank you for noticing. [laugh]
at least you aren't as old as Nate though...
Quote from: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I got it. [thumbsup] One of my all time favorite movies! [popcorn]
This thread has a real twisted feel to it. Again, you guys crack me up! [laugh] Thanks, I could use a good laugh today. ;)
yeah from scrotal ticks to loving the bomb... very twisted.
lyme disease.....