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Title: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ungeheuer on June 12, 2012, 11:20:59 PM
Clearly folk do care:

Quote from: RAT900 on June 12, 2012, 03:56:27 AM
Pried a deer tick off my scrote this a.m.

that was exciting

and no I am not a shrub-focker, my local range is infested with them

these are the sorts of things I would expect Major Moosehumper to encounter


Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 12, 2012, 11:21:56 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]  just doing my part to ensure that the NMC is enriched with quality content
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: koko64 on June 12, 2012, 11:28:49 PM
Hey Doc, make the pain go away, but leave the swelling!  :D
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 12, 2012, 11:34:11 PM


it did cross my mind to post a few photos for posterity

but I tend to second-guess my better ideas these days
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: brimo on June 12, 2012, 11:58:50 PM
I could add my story about answering a call of nature in the high country of Victoria, Australia and being swarmed by leeches. And yes I gave a ...literally.
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: Scoober1103 on June 13, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
I have wandered around the bush for quite a few of my careers and ticks became a common occurrence but once working actually really close to home I had a family of the little buggers head north for the winter and that night I was glad I am married..........so many jokes.......anyway the little pricks (plural: meaning ticks.....) were not much bigger then pin heads but still burrowed in there pretty good! From memory she pulled around 8 off that general region. Sorry no pics......Ahh the memories....... :o 
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
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WTF  ???

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqrplSyE2sTjScm45A1HduiHmA8r7ezDv0sUnCNIuX-MbnMNPhFA)

I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF  >:(

Away with you, impostor!




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Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: Speedbag on June 13, 2012, 04:15:35 AM
I got nothin'.....and I'm glad.  ;D
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ducpainter on June 13, 2012, 04:19:44 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
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WTF  ???

(http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6479;type=avatar)

I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF  >:(

Away with you, impostor!




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This post belongs in NOGAS  ;D
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 04:22:35 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 13, 2012, 04:19:44 AM
This post belongs in NOGAS  ;D
[laugh] [cheeky]
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: zooom on June 13, 2012, 04:33:00 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting

" I will destroy you with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator....prepare to die Martian Scum"

(http://laserstars.org/humour/Marvin.gif)
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 04:46:48 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting
The martians are not fighting.  

Lionel Mandrake has gone off the rails is all  ;D
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ducpainter on June 13, 2012, 04:51:14 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 04:46:48 AM
The martians are not fighting.  

Lionel Mandrake has gone off the rails is all  ;D

There's a reference not everyone will get.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 04:58:58 AM
Squabbling factions from the Crown colonies

we may have to send in a Canadian to give them a stern dressing-down
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ducatiz on June 13, 2012, 05:55:13 AM
this is not the ball sucking i asked for
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 06:02:25 AM
Indeed...certainly not the first parasite to go head first into my junk...

this one was just a mere blood sucking bug

the parasite before it was a much larger soul sucking, joy killing type
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ducatiz on June 13, 2012, 06:08:33 AM
i cannot pair that in my head -- joy killing during that?  nah
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 06:29:42 AM
oh there's a difference between reading the lines of a script

and plunging into the role 
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: zooom on June 13, 2012, 06:31:01 AM
plungers and scrotum don't mix!
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 06:34:51 AM
I hope that is not spoken from a FHE perspective
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: lethe on June 13, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: zooom on June 13, 2012, 06:31:01 AM
plungers and scrotum don't mix!
just make sure you clean them well first.  [thumbsup]
otherwise picking toilet paper and corn nuggets out of your hair is annoying
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 06:47:41 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
just make sure you clean them well first.  [thumbsup]
otherwise picking toilet paper and corn nuggets out of your hair is annoying


ooooffff    [puke]   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


I guess we could say this qualifies as sage advice
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: lethe on June 13, 2012, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 13, 2012, 06:47:41 AM

ooooffff    [puke]   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


I guess we could say this qualifies as sage advice
I've never had a blockage that required a plunger to release so it is just an assumption.
Maybe some may like such activities.
Who are we to comdemn them, these happy pantless janitors?
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: zooom on June 13, 2012, 07:03:51 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 06:50:44 AM
I've never had a blockage that required a plunger to release so it is just an assumption.
Maybe some may like such activities.
Who are we to comdemn them, these happy pantless janitors?

these same pantless janitors also get their kicks with a wet/dry shop-vac too!!!...lil bit a vaseline in the tube and they seem to get more of their rocks off than with a $50 hooker...
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: brimo on June 13, 2012, 02:51:45 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
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WTF  ???

(http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6479;type=avatar)

I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF  >:(

Away with you, impostor!




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Strange fellow, but if it makes you feel better, how's this one? ( I don't think Gort was from Mars anyway)
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 08:09:28 PM
Quote from: brimo on June 13, 2012, 02:51:45 PM
Strange fellow, but if it makes you feel better, how's this one? ( I don't think Gort was from Mars anyway)
Strange fellow, or Merkwürdigliebe??  Either way, that's much better  [thumbsup]

Quote from: brimo on June 13, 2012, 02:51:45 PM( I don't think Gort was from Mars anyway)
One alien visitor to Earth from a distant planet is the same as the next to the Earthlings  [roll]  They need to get out more.
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 13, 2012, 04:51:14 AM
There's a reference not everyone will get.  [thumbsup]

I got it. [thumbsup] One of my all time favorite movies! [popcorn]

This thread has a real twisted feel to it. Again, you guys crack me up! [laugh] Thanks, I could use a good laugh today. ;)
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: zooom on June 14, 2012, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I got it. [thumbsup] One of my all time favorite movies! [popcorn]

YEAH...but you're old or something....LOL
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:46:10 PM
Thank you for noticing. [laugh]
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: zooom on June 14, 2012, 12:58:50 PM
Quote from: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:46:10 PM
Thank you for noticing. [laugh]

at least you aren't as old as Nate though...
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: ducatiz on June 14, 2012, 01:39:05 PM
Quote from: fastwin on June 14, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I got it. [thumbsup] One of my all time favorite movies! [popcorn]

This thread has a real twisted feel to it. Again, you guys crack me up! [laugh] Thanks, I could use a good laugh today. ;)

yeah from scrotal ticks to loving the bomb... very twisted.
Title: Re: Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)
Post by: desmopr on June 18, 2012, 08:21:01 AM
lyme disease.....