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Title: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: ducpenguin on June 26, 2008, 01:43:40 PM
Ok...Here is the question...is a Squid someone who is a danger to themselves and those around them...or is it deeper than that?  I read alot about them being in shorts and t-shirts...is that part of the definition?  If so, then would one be considered a squid if their riding gear was soaked, and they rode without it?  Just curious.
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: KTMCHEESE on June 26, 2008, 01:58:58 PM
I would say one who rides recklessly, beyond his abilties with a blatant disregard for his fellow man. In shorts and flip flops. Oh yeah and he MUST be riding japanese.. [roll]
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: oregunduc on June 26, 2008, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: Rotten Randy on June 26, 2008, 01:58:58 PM
I would say one who rides recklessly, beyond his abilties with a blatant disregard for his fellow man. In shorts and flip flops. Oh yeah and he MUST be riding japanese.. [roll]

This is a pretty bold thing to say IMO, correct me if i am wrong but I read about a local racer who crashed his Duc into the back of a car doing well over the speed limit.  Gear or not squid move by a person who can obviously ride, and I am sure was wearing riding gear on a Italian bike.

Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: KTMCHEESE on June 26, 2008, 02:38:15 PM
Sarcasm in relation to>>> http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5280.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5280.0)
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on June 26, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
If you do a search, you'll find:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2075.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2075.0)

Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Ducatiloo on June 26, 2008, 03:05:51 PM
So your saying that this is a derby?  [roll]
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: ducpenguin on June 26, 2008, 04:01:06 PM
Understood....Thanks for all of the input and threads!  I didn't realize the magnitude of it all!  I think the best definition was = "anyone you would look at and call a tool"  Very good...
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Dana on June 26, 2008, 04:02:54 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 26, 2008, 03:05:51 PM
So your saying that this is a derby?  [roll]

Are there tentacles on a.....
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: hyphen on June 26, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
(http://boortz.com/images/squids.jpg)

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/cahseastang/Squid101.jpg)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1101/1348261032_d579fa6aea.jpg)

But that's not to say that squids are only people that don't wear gear.  There are plenty of them that have on gear.
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Scottish on June 26, 2008, 07:56:19 PM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/Family%20Guy/EarlyCuyler.gif)
gawddammit!! Go catch some crawdadddies so's we can go fishun!!!
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: ducpenguin on June 27, 2008, 09:05:09 AM
Hysterical description - with pics to boot - Really paints a good picture!  Thanks Hyphen!
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: pwndrew on June 27, 2008, 01:39:41 PM
Are the highway patrol squids? They don't wear gear.  I'm understand wearing gear to get on the highway or some back road riding but its 100 degrees here in Atlanta. I ride around in a t-shirt all the time. I actually think I would passout if I wore a jacket and had to sit in stop and go traffic for more than 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: thejsnide on June 27, 2008, 01:56:38 PM
Those pics are too funny... It looks like Myrtle Beach Bike Week, or just Myrtle Beach for that matter...
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: rose351 on June 27, 2008, 05:38:51 PM
Quote from: pwndrew on June 27, 2008, 01:39:41 PM
Are the highway patrol squids? They don't wear gear.  I'm understand wearing gear to get on the highway or some back road riding but its 100 degrees here in Atlanta. I ride around in a t-shirt all the time. I actually think I would passout if I wore a jacket and had to sit in stop and go traffic for more than 30 minutes.

Ya know... I was thinking about this just the other day driving right along side one of the motorcycle LEO around town... No gloves, the 3/4 helmet, no jacket, etc.  I know they go through some intense training, but still, dress for the crash right?  I wonder why they dont wear more gear?
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: ROBsS4R on June 27, 2008, 06:56:01 PM

Oh... Never seen this one before  [thumbsup]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=am-oFCOW80M (http://youtube.com/watch?v=am-oFCOW80M)
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Cucciolo on June 27, 2008, 08:00:04 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on June 27, 2008, 06:56:01 PM
Oh... Never seen this one before  [thumbsup]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=am-oFCOW80M (http://youtube.com/watch?v=am-oFCOW80M)
that was hilarious!!  Poor kid though.. ;D
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: hyphen on June 27, 2008, 08:35:26 PM
Quote from: pwndrew on June 27, 2008, 01:39:41 PM
Are the highway patrol squids? They don't wear gear.  I'm understand wearing gear to get on the highway or some back road riding but its 100 degrees here in Atlanta. I ride around in a t-shirt all the time. I actually think I would passout if I wore a jacket and had to sit in stop and go traffic for more than 30 minutes.

I doubt that.  When the heatwave hit socal I rode my bike in 113 weather with a leather jacket, boots and jeans in stop-and-go traffic in hollywood.  I didn't pass out and I think most people would be fine.  I mean, if you don't want to wear protection because it's uncomfortable, that's your own prerogative.  But don't complain if this happens:

(http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/m_07b8308d98e14828a1bc317d94aeb86b.jpg)

(http://a827.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/m_60c5b7a8dca5c8b3f1439cd26df76fd2.jpg)

(http://a749.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/m_8b3f7f282a19d2885d15789f7caf3bfc.jpg)

Those are photos of my friend's injuries while riding a Vespa at 35mph.  She had on a 3/4 helmet, tanktop, sneakers and capris. 
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Cucciolo on June 27, 2008, 09:21:03 PM
ouch!!!

Definition of a squid right here..

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Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: CromoMann on June 28, 2008, 12:49:44 AM
I really liked the "Tool" definition and I looked at the pictures, First one - definitely a tool, Second one - Tool, Third one, I saw the shorts but got distracted by what I thought was a fin on his helmet - plus riding the dual-sport - you could tell he wasn't trying to look cool...

Anyway, I got all confused when I started to think about all the people that I call a tool each day and as they aren't riding bikes, what should we do?  I know they aren't technically squids as we are saying, but I would lay a bet down that if those tools did decide to ride - I'd still be calling them a tool - so where to we draw the line - must they have a bike, or can we just leave the definition where it stands?
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: VeryMetal on June 29, 2008, 10:18:40 AM
Am I mistaken in thinking that the term 'squid' was also to do with being in the Navy? As well as all of the aforementioned reasons - sandals, no gloves, no jacket, no clue etc..
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: robartlum on June 29, 2008, 01:06:00 PM
Okay, I will admit, I do ride in a t shirt a lot.  :-\ I'm not happy about it but it's hot.
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: ROBsS4R on June 29, 2008, 01:33:29 PM
Quote from: robartlum on June 29, 2008, 01:06:00 PM
Okay, I will admit, I do ride in a t shirt a lot.  :-\ I'm not happy about it but it's hot.

A perforated Leather Jacket works really well in the heat.

When your moving its very cool.
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: mstevens on June 29, 2008, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on June 27, 2008, 06:56:01 PM
Oh... Never seen this one before  [thumbsup]

Oh, my. Neither have I. That's squidliness on several completely different levels in such a short time.
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: johnster on June 29, 2008, 04:56:45 PM
to me, it's very simple: A squid is someone who buys/rides a motorcycle to look/feel cool, end of story. Usually these people have no business operating complex machinery that is a motorcycle. The type of thing that takes a significant amount of practice + coordination to learn. Significant amounts of practice + coordination are ususally nowhere to be seen.  :-\
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Buckethead on June 29, 2008, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: VeryMetal on June 29, 2008, 10:18:40 AM
Am I mistaken in thinking that the term 'squid' was also to do with being in the Navy? As well as all of the aforementioned reasons - sandals, no gloves, no jacket, no clue etc..

Yeah, squid is a general term for someone in the Navy. Typically used by Grunts (Army), Jarheads (Marines), or Silver-Winged Fairies (Air Force.)

Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: somegirl on June 29, 2008, 07:38:38 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on June 27, 2008, 06:56:01 PM
Oh... Never seen this one before  [thumbsup]

Nice find! [laugh]
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Loyalizer on July 04, 2008, 11:03:48 AM
SQUID

Pronunciation: \ˈskwid\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural squid or squids
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1885


: A Motorcyclist most likely to end up an ink spot on the road with arms and legs flailing about. Usually but not exclusive to asian machinery.

n.   pl. squids or squid

: Persons or person (i.e. motorcyclist) wearing one piece or no protective gear while riding; also having blatant disregard for others on roadways. Again, usually but not exclusive to asian machinery.

: Any and all motorcyclist with a mohawk on the outer portion of helmet. This includes the passenger as well. (specific to asian machinery)
Title: Re: Definition of a Squid?
Post by: Loyalizer on July 04, 2008, 11:12:26 AM
I think that was out of Merriam-Webster the Unabridged Edition...  :-\