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Title: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: Ducatamount on August 03, 2012, 02:36:11 PM
Ever felt like doing something like this?  [laugh]
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/vermont-farmer-crazy-smashes-7-police-vehicles-massive-indestructible-tractor-article-1.1127924 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/vermont-farmer-crazy-smashes-7-police-vehicles-massive-indestructible-tractor-article-1.1127924)
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: kopfjäger on August 03, 2012, 03:19:32 PM
 [clap] [drink]
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: ducpainter on August 03, 2012, 05:24:43 PM
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
of each one, sat down.  Man came in said, "All rise."  We all stood up,
and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles
and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.  And
we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
what I came to tell you about.


I don't know why this makes me reminisce about that...

but...

Cracks me right up.... ;D
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: kopfjäger on August 03, 2012, 05:55:17 PM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: Howie on August 03, 2012, 07:25:58 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: Monsterlover on August 04, 2012, 01:01:30 PM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: sno_duc on August 06, 2012, 02:52:19 PM
I just have one question...................  ;)
Title: Re: Demo Derby, Tractor Wins
Post by: IZ on August 06, 2012, 07:21:31 PM
The comments following that article on Yahoo..

[laugh]   [laugh]