When you buy a not working 2003 Monster at auction and leave us a message for help...
... and I call you back ...
... please don't tell me that because I won't perform paid service that I'll just try to sell you parts. And then hang up when I start explaining that I was going to try and help find a solu....*click rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
You called the last guy on this planet who would do that. Good luck getting your bike running... I was going to talk with you and help you find the cheapest way towards a working Monster. Which normally wouldn't include me trying to sell him a battery or scantool. :P
Sorry, just a short rant. I feel bad that I'm able to answer less and less calls as we get more and more busy. We'll have to come up with a DMF secret passcode to get in or something.
Yaay. Beertime. The computer melted my brains out.
Chris
Wonder If that was my 03 Monster? Wonder what happened to her and my 1100? :-\
Everyones entitled to something, no matter what, always , regardless. Now the funny thing is hes going to tell all his freind how rude you are for feeling like you are entitled to something, no matter, what, always, regardless.
what a world!
maybe he died.............................. [evil]
Quote from: chris on August 07, 2012, 05:57:00 PM
We'll have to come up with a DMF secret passcode to get in or something.
the passcode is....
Bikes, Beer, Boobies, and BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
in that order!
Chris....motorcycles and firearms are two of the most powerful asshole magnets on the planet....
they attract a disproportionate number of head cases....
The APM (assholes per million) count is far outside the standard statistical deviation
1- Block his phone number
2- Enjoy that beer!
Quote from: RAT900 on August 08, 2012, 07:52:21 AM
Chris....motorcycles and firearms are two of the most powerful asshole magnets on the planet....
they attract a disproportionate number of head cases....
The APM (assholes per million) count is far outside the standard statistical deviation
What he said. [thumbsup] [popcorn]
Quote from: chris on August 07, 2012, 05:57:00 PM
Sorry, just a short rant. I feel bad that I'm able to answer less and less calls as we get more and more busy. We'll have to come up with a DMF secret passcode to get in or something.
Well ... I think since "boobies" got so much vote in poles on this forum it would be advisable that " ....DMF Boobies calling...." would be the wrigth password .... ;D
enjoy that beer [beer] [popcorn]
P.s I really like those Ignition coils !! they work great [thumbsup] [bow_down]
Quote from: ducatigirl100 on August 08, 2012, 07:14:14 PM
Well ... I think since "boobies" got so much vote in poles on this forum it would be advisable that " ....DMF Boobies calling...." would be the wrigth password .... ;D
enjoy that beer [beer] [popcorn]
Think she might be onto something...
I just had something of a similar vein happen...gas station trying to service a car...asks for technical help that I just can not provide....I try to explain why I can't and she keeps interrupting me to explain how ridiculous she thinks it is and how she knows how it should work from when she worked whereever she did elsewhere....when I interrupt her to try and once again assert my explanation in detail, she then gets pist and threatens to take her business elsewhere ( tossing out a name of a dealership that doesn't exist yet ) and starts to lambaste me about customer service and how I should be treating her by not cutting her off and etiquette and so forth and I just finally had enough and decided to cut the whole thing off by simply hanging up on her!
Quote from: zooom on August 09, 2012, 09:40:40 AM
I just had something of a similar vein happen...gas station trying to service a car...asks for technical help that I just can not provide....I try to explain why I can't and she keeps interrupting me to explain how ridiculous she thinks it is and how she knows how it should work from when she worked whereever she did elsewhere....when I interrupt her to try and once again assert my explanation in detail, she then gets pist and threatens to take her business elsewhere ( tossing out a name of a dealership that doesn't exist yet ) and starts to lambaste me about customer service and how I should be treating her by not cutting her off and etiquette and so forth and I just finally had enough and decided to cut the whole thing off by simply hanging up on her!
It's always best to interrupt and ask if they recognize this sound....
CLICK... ;D
It happens in every single industry. I am a member of a financial services industry group - I had someone email me and ask if I had a minute to talk - sure...why not?
I get on the phone with this guy and he starts asking me for legal advice regarding a case in which he is the defendant...um.....1) I'm not a lawyer 2) Seeing as you are the respondent and my org. is on the other side of the table, I really can't be discussing this with you
So he gets mad.
Really dude? WTF? If you had told me when you emailed me exactly what you wanted to discuss, I would have advised you then I couldn't supply any information to you...wtf are you mad about? [roll]
Honey badger attitude just don't give a make the beast with two backs
I keep my flying honey badgers in a cage just waiting to turn them loose on yahoos like this! [laugh]
Quote from: fastwin on August 09, 2012, 11:58:01 AM
I keep my flying honey badgers in a cage just waiting to turn them loose on yahoos like this! [laugh]
I have an address you can send them to and let them loose like the dogs of war...LOL...and I have the phone # for the shop for them to call you from so as to know it is them for when they are done!!!...LOL
I live doing the 10 sec pause after said idiot stops yapping n then givem the obligatory "HA" then click...
The last time I talked to Chris on the phone (granted, it was few years ago when he was maybe a bit less busy)
I couldn't get him off the line ..............
- just kidding Chris.
You have always been great to work with - how could you have changed so much [evil] [laugh]
no shit
the guy just goes on and on and on about motorcycles
can't get him to shut up
as my guilt meter figures it I owe the guy about 6 grand in unsolicited monster maintenance knowledge
;D
Quote from: Novelo on August 09, 2012, 11:27:04 AM
Honey badger attitude just don't give a make the beast with two backs
Honey badger is in drug rehab....