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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: Old-Duckman on June 27, 2008, 04:50:28 PM

Title: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Old-Duckman on June 27, 2008, 04:50:28 PM
Something got me thinkin' along these lines. I can't think of many names for a model of motorcycle that have as much class and power (not necessarily the bike...but the name of the bike) as Monster.

Some others came to mind:

Notron:
"Commando"
  "Commando" with "Combat" engine...often referred to as "Combat Commando"
  "Dominator"

Vincent:
  "Black Shadow"

Hodaka:
  "Super Rat"

Harley:
  "Cross bones"

Can't really think of any others that are anywhere near as good as "Monster"

I can think of some stupid ones...

Apriia: "Shiver"

Honda: "Dream"

Yamaha: "Virago" (means: a domineering woman...nice choice!??)

Hodaka: "Combat Wombat"

Harley: "Fat Boy"

Any additions to either list??
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on June 27, 2008, 05:30:03 PM
Ninja
Hayabusa
Interceptor
Sprint
Firebird
Transalp
Paris-Dakar
Low Rider
Elsinore
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: JohnnyDucati on June 27, 2008, 06:00:20 PM
made by Ducati:

Bronco

Indiana




Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 06:11:38 PM
Uhm...

Daytona!

;D

Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: 707soldier on June 27, 2008, 06:24:55 PM
Eleanor
Angelina
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: NeufUnSix on June 27, 2008, 06:39:59 PM
Rocket III - not the new Triumph, the old BSA

Laverda Jota. It just rolls off the tongue. And I think it means something vulgar.

Dunstall - as a friend pointed out, sounds like a southerner cursing his bike. It dunstall on me again!

John Player Special - how many bikes are named after a cool cigarette logo?
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: hbliam on June 27, 2008, 07:15:11 PM
Vincent Black Lightning.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Privateer on June 27, 2008, 07:18:41 PM
how about Hurricane?  a name so good they had to change it so insurance companies would insure the bike.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: AndrewNS on June 27, 2008, 07:22:50 PM
I like my VFR Interceptor
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: raulduke on June 27, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
winner without a doubt....

Norton Combat Commando ...toughest name ever...

Vincent Black Shadow was a better bike ...but not even close in the name department
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 07:44:04 PM
Triton.







okay, so maybe that doesn't exactly count... but whatever.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: wengr on June 27, 2008, 08:31:36 PM
am I the only one who thinks the name monster is really lame?
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 08:36:40 PM
Quote from: wengr on June 27, 2008, 08:31:36 PM
am I the only one who thinks the name monster is really lame?

yes.  :-*
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: hyphen on June 27, 2008, 08:39:39 PM
I think Monster is actually somewhat of a weak name.  Whenever I refer to my bike I call it an S4R and avoid calling it a Monster at all costs.  I think the Interceptor is the coolest name, but I think it would better fit Honda's pure sporting class bikes rather than the sport-touring.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
Quote from: hyphen on June 27, 2008, 08:39:39 PM
I think Monster is actually somewhat of a weak name.  Whenever I refer to my bike I call it an S4R and avoid calling it a Monster at all costs.  I think the Interceptor is the coolest name, but I think it would better fit Honda's pure sporting class bikes rather than the sport-touring.

S4R? monster? does it really matter?  ducati as a make is not... necessarily recognizable, n'mind the model of bike... I could have an ST4 ABS, or a 999R, and most folk wouldn't know wtf I was talking about...

I'm sure aot of ppl here have suffered the, "ducati? who makes that?" question.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 09:08:48 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
I'm sure aot of ppl here have suffered the, "ducati? who makes that?" question.

It's a Yamaha, right?
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 09:08:48 PM
It's a Yamaha, right?

shoosh, brit boy! [cheeky]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 09:13:20 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
I'm sure aot of ppl here have suffered the, "ducati? who makes that?" question.

Kawasuzuki then!  It has to be Kawasuzuki!!  They both end with an "i"!! 
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 09:22:17 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 09:13:20 PM
Kawasuzuki then!  It has to be Kawasuzuki!!  They both end with an "i"!! 

I think it might be triumph... what in hell have they brought out since the 70's?  :D
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 09:23:43 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 09:22:17 PM
I think it might be triumph... what in hell have they brought out since the 70's?  :D

The all mighty Whistle-Tip 675!!  Jeesh, you actually had to ask? 
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 09:30:49 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 09:23:43 PM
The all mighty Whistle-Tip 675!!  Jeesh, you actually had to ask? 

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Xiphias on June 27, 2008, 10:01:56 PM

I like HD "Night Rod" ....but if they had a Japanese pirate.CBARRGHH600ARRGGHARRGH that would be even better. Monster is the best in sort of a Herman Munster sorta way.


Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 10:06:51 PM
Quote from: RobJohn3 on June 27, 2008, 10:01:56 PM
I like HD "Night Rod" ....but if they had a Japanese pirate.CBARRGHH600ARRGGHARRGH that would be even better. Monster is the best in sort of a Herman Munster sorta way.




holy crap!

I totally had that idea for a plate... well, obviously not as drawn out... but imagine a flat black honda, skull and crossbones painted on the fairings, and a plate that read "CB ARRR" (we only get 6 characters in HI)
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: JoDuc on June 27, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
Not to threadjack, but I had never heard of a Norton Commando before. Before my time I guess. Anyways, front page of eBay was this bike - very very cool. [thumbsup]

Take a look;

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220249161860
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DRKWNG on June 27, 2008, 10:15:07 PM
That bike is SWEET!!!
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Fritzkrieg on June 28, 2008, 12:34:39 AM
Triumph Bonneville "AMERICA"!

I love irony.  8)
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Old-Duckman on June 28, 2008, 05:12:35 AM
Quote from: AndrewNS on June 27, 2008, 07:22:50 PM
I like my VFR Interceptor

It is a good name but stolen from Royal Enfield...late '60's"
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Old-Duckman on June 28, 2008, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: JoDuc on June 27, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
, but I had never heard of a Norton Commando before.

Wow! I guess I am old!

Guess ya don't read many motorcycle magazines either.......
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Old-Duckman on June 28, 2008, 05:15:50 AM
Quote from: RobJohn3 on June 27, 2008, 10:01:56 PM
I like HD "Night Rod" ....



Sounds too much like the title of a porn movie...
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Old-Duckman on June 28, 2008, 05:19:20 AM
I thought of one more good one (IMO) after I did my original post...

Victory "8-Ball"

Cars have much better names than motorcycles:
Stingray
Cobra
Viper
Spitfire
Phantom
Challenger
Etc. etc.....I could go on.

Are MC marketing/design teams that less creative??
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: JoDuc on June 28, 2008, 07:11:09 AM
Quote from: Old-Duckman on June 28, 2008, 05:14:15 AM
Wow! I guess I am old!

Guess ya don't read many motorcycle magazines either.......

Nah, just look at the pics!  ;)
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Travman on June 28, 2008, 07:51:31 AM
Quote from: JoDuc on June 27, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
Not to threadjack, but I had never heard of a Norton Commando before. Before my time I guess. Anyways, front page of eBay was this bike - very very cool. [thumbsup]

Take a look;

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220249161860

(http://i15.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/f8/f2/374b_3.JPG)

That is a sweet bike.  I've been following that auction, not that I am looking to buy it.  I just want to know how much it will go for.  The last one didn't look quite as nice and sold for about $17,500. 

The Commando and other British bikes (like the Bonneville) are probably the reason so many of us like the looks of our Monsters.  The British bikes are what a motorcycle should like like for many of us and the Monster is the current day equivalent.  That is why many of the classic Monster lovers can not warm up to the funky headlight on the 696.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Roy on June 28, 2008, 08:22:36 AM
I'm newer to monsters and at first didn't really understand why all the animosity towards the new 696...after seeing the above Norton, I really understand the love for the classic look.  That is one awesome bike!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DRKWNG on June 28, 2008, 12:26:20 PM
Quote from: Travman on June 28, 2008, 07:51:31 AM
The Commando and other classic British bikes (like the Bonneville) are probably the reason so many of us like the looks of our Monsters.  The classic British bikes are what a motorcycle should like like for many of us and the Monster is the current day equivalent.  That is why many of the classic Monster lovers can not warm up to the funky headlight on the 696.

Preach on brother!!
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: dlearl476 on June 28, 2008, 12:49:28 PM
Quote from: Travman on June 28, 2008, 07:51:31 AM
The Commando and other British bikes (like the Bonneville) are probably the reason so many of us like the looks of our Monsters.  The British bikes are what a motorcycle should like like for many of us and the Monster is the current day equivalent.  That is why many of the classic Monster lovers can not warm up to the funky headlight on the 696.

+1

IMO, the only cafe racer issued from a major manufacturer.  The Thruxton?  Nice try.  Too retro (as in speed, hp, and handling).

And in my case, the name is very apropos, as my Monster has tried to kill me three times now.   ;D
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: eyeboy on June 28, 2008, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: dlearl476 on June 28, 2008, 12:49:28 PM
+1

IMO, the only cafe racer issued from a major manufacturer.  The Thruxton?  Nice try.  Too retro (as in speed, hp, and handling).

And in my case, the name is very apropos, as my Monster has tried to kill me three times now.   ;D

lol... i love the look of the thruxton at any rate... and yes, i prefer my old air-cooled monster, or as i am speaking of it to my girl, 'il mostro'
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: weemonster on June 28, 2008, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 07:44:04 PM
Triton.







okay, so maybe that doesn't exactly count... but whatever.  [cheeky]
those made up names are cool
ts a norton with a triumph engine. better than Norumph
norvin norton with vincent engine better than norcent
Tricati  a Ducati with a triumph engine. waaay better than a ducumph
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: hyphen on June 28, 2008, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 27, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
S4R? monster? does it really matter?  ducati as a make is not... necessarily recognizable, n'mind the model of bike... I could have an ST4 ABS, or a 999R, and most folk wouldn't know wtf I was talking about...

I'm sure aot of ppl here have suffered the, "ducati? who makes that?" question.

Very true that it doesn't matter.  But I just don't like the name. 

Though, I usually get a different response to those that are ignorant to Ducati as a make.  When someone asks what I ride and I mention Ducati they automatically think of a high-brow bike because it's Italian.  Rightly so because just about every imported Italian vehicle is pretty highly regarded (ferrari, ducati, mazarati, bugatti, lamborghini) but I think that's just how people think when they hear of an Italian vehicle.  They may not know what it looks like or what it is, but if it's Italian then it must be cool.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: dlearl476 on June 28, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: hyphen on June 28, 2008, 04:31:33 PM
  They may not know what it looks like or what it is, but if it's Italian then it must be cool.

And they are quite correct.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Xiphias on June 28, 2008, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Old-Duckman on June 28, 2008, 05:15:50 AM
Sounds too much like the title of a porn movie...

I'm a very twisted soul. [evil]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: cmorgan47 on June 28, 2008, 09:09:44 PM
I was thinking about the name and the history the other day.... Hear me out here...

The original monster was a parts bin bike...  900ss engine, frame from over there... Hey any spare forks?

A "franken-bike" if you will


Name makes sense to me
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: VeryMetal on June 28, 2008, 10:39:40 PM
Cmorgan47 has a good point, it is kind of a frankenbike. The name suits it! The Monsters have always had that street fighter crossed with cafe racer with a pinch of sport bike in their looks.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: duc996 on June 29, 2008, 04:46:09 AM
Speed triple!
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: eichh on June 29, 2008, 07:38:47 AM
I always thought the Velocette Venom was a cool name.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: monster696 on June 29, 2008, 09:01:33 AM
FireBlade
Interceptor
Monster
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: csp808 on June 29, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
what about    "Lucifers Hammer"
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: bdfinally on June 29, 2008, 09:46:35 PM
I always liked the Suzuki GT-750....not the official "Lemans" name, but the "Water Buffalo" moniker

Of course, other than the Monster, the best name is certainly the MV Agusta "Brutale"
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Super T.I.B on June 29, 2008, 10:05:52 PM
A Little Off Topic, but the Japanese Car Manufacturers have some weird names going. I pinched this from another website:

Car Make: Daihatsu
“Daihatsu” basically means “Osaka engine manufacturer” in Japanese.

Strange Names for Daihatsu car range:

“Naked” - A car without clothing.
“Applause” - A big clap for you when you buy this car.
“Rocky” - Possibly named after “Rocky” the movie.
“Town Cube” - A car in the form of a moving cube.

Car Make: Honda
“Honda” is the name of the founder of this company, “Soichiro Honda”.

Strange Names for Honda car range:

“Joy Machine” - A very kinky car.
“Acty Crawler” - A crawling car which looks like a spider.
“Life Dunk” - A car telling you that life sucks?
“That's” - A car "that is...?" (still wondering).

Car Make: Mazda
“Mazda” derives from the name of God of Wisdom in the early civilization of the West Asia, “Ahura Mazda”.

Strange Names for Mazda car range:

“Bongo” - A car which resembles a broad-horned antelope.
“Bongo Friendee” - A car which resembles a friendly broad-horned antelope.
“Scrum” - A car suitable for Rugby players.

Car Make: Toyota
“Toyota” basically means “the abundance of rice/wealth” in Japanese.

Strange Names for Toyota car range:

“Stout” - A car which resembles “Teletubbies”.
“Toyopet” - “Toyo” means “the abundance of” in Japanese. Most probably it means here “the abundance of pets” if you own this car.
“Deliboy” - A car suitable for a boy who works in a deli?

Car Make: Nissan
“Nissan” derives from the company's abbreviation used in the Tokyo stock market, which stands for “Nippon Sangyo”.

Strange Names for Nissan car range:

“Prairie Joy” - A very kinky car on a prairie.
“Big Thumb” - A car in the size of a big thumb.
“Fairlady” - A car for “My Fairlady”.

Car Make: Mitsubishi
“Mitsubishi” means “three rhombus” or “three diamonds” in Japanese.

Strange names for Mitsubishi car range:

“Guts” - A car with some guts to be a car.
“Delica Space Gear” - A delicious car with space-ship equipment.

Car Make: Isuzu
“Isuzu” gets its name from the “Isuzu River” in Japan.

Strange names for Isuzu car range:

“Mysterious Utility Wizard” - A mysterious car, a long lost cousin of Harry Potter.
“Giga 20 Light Dump” - A car with 20 gigantic super-useless lights.
"Mini Active Urban Sandal" - A car in the shape of an active mini sandal.

I'm pretty happy with "Monster". I wouldn't want a Ducati Joy Machine. :P
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: DoubleEagle on June 29, 2008, 10:56:22 PM
OUI
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on June 30, 2008, 01:34:41 AM
I personally like the name Hayabusa, a Japanese falcon whose main diet are small birds called Blackbirds [thumbsup] ;D

Here in africa the VW Polo don`t sell all that well as the word polo means penis in some african language. and no respectable black man want`s to be seen sporting a small white Polo ;D
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: OT on June 30, 2008, 07:40:19 AM
Once owned a VW Scirocco (Mediterranean wind that comes from the Sahara and reaches hurricane speeds in North Africa and Southern Europe.).

IMO; US bikes are HD's Road King (most appropriate) and Night Train (very cool if you're into the blues).
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Grampa on June 30, 2008, 07:54:44 AM
combat wombat
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: Scottish on June 30, 2008, 06:51:18 PM
Something that I keep thinking as I read through here, it was mentioned but I was wondering if the signiance was lost. The Monster was originally introduced by it's Italian moniker Il Monstro, I'm not sure when or how it was americanized but I kinda dug it.
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: the ron on July 01, 2008, 12:37:49 PM
another thing that irritates me is that monster energy drinks has combined with kawasaki. so when i search for "monster" stuff on ebay i get all of this motocross monster crap. [puke]

PENALTY [evil]

the ron [evil]
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: matt922 on July 01, 2008, 07:15:09 PM
how about Desmosedici   8)
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: 707soldier on July 01, 2008, 07:32:13 PM
We got a WINNER!

Quote from: matt922 on July 01, 2008, 07:15:09 PM
how about Desmosedici   8)
Title: Re: Is "Monster" the best motorcycle name ever?
Post by: matt922 on July 01, 2008, 07:38:34 PM
Quote from: 707soldier on July 01, 2008, 07:32:13 PM
We got a WINNER!


not bad for a first post, eh?   ;)